Xue Guo was in a bad mood and her face was wrinkled: "Don't you think it's dirty?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said indifferently: "A real man cares what that man does."

Xue Guo shook her head helplessly: "Okay."

"I've finished rinsing my mouth, it's your father." He Xiangdong learned from Xue Guo's father, and also poured a sip of water into his mouth, then sprayed it into the sky: "Puff."

Xue Guo was stunned for a moment: "Did you spray it?"

As a result, He Xiangdong lowered his head and wiped his hands on his head.

Xue Guo was really stunned this time: "Oh, has the mouthwash all gone on my head?"

"Haha..." The judges sitting all laughed.

Now it is the first trial. Comedy is just fun to watch for the first time. After the second and third times, all the burdens were known, and then I couldn't laugh.

So don’t look at the judges laughing happily now, if they can still laugh after a few more trials, there will be something wrong.

He Xiangdong also comforted Xue Guo: "This is faith, this is piety."

Xue Guo waved his hand: "Okay, don't mention this."

He Xiangdong corrected the topic again: "Old man, you..." He Xiangdong made a whine in a curve: "Where did you invite it?"

This makes people laugh.

Xue Guo was helpless: "Okay, it's all this kind of virtue."

He Xiangdong followed the old man with his hands behind his back and also said: "I invited it from Jiangsu."

He Xiangdong started playing the two of them, and his standard movements were both whining. This time, it looked really funny.

"It's so far, (nodding), who did it?"

"(Notzui) Master Zhou's work has been adjusted for half a month."

"Wow, it's been so long, (noisy), it must be very delicate."

"How can it be called exquisite, (noisy), just sincerity."

The judges sitting were smiling.

Xue Guo was speechless and interrupted: "I suffered this idle fault."

Gao Benhe looked at him with a smile. Crosstalk is about turning three times and four times, so he will definitely start to turn over the burden next.

Sure enough, He Xiangdong nodded again: "Old man, why do you respect this great immortal so much?"

Xue Guo held it and said, "Yes, why?"

He Xiangdong snorted coldly and said loudly: "Why are you so respectful? Humph, this girl is so good."

Xue Guo screamed in surprise: "Ah? Are you cursing?"

He Xiangdong was also shocked and hurriedly covered his mouth and ran aside.

"Ya" is Beijing dialect, Beijing spoken language, which means it is similar to this grandson, but it is a traitor anyway.

The technique of three-turn and four-shaking is very successful. One of the judges sitting there is all amused.

He Xiangdong's ability to speak crosstalk is not overwhelming. It is not easy to make people laugh now with crosstalk, but He Xiangdong is an exception. There is no one who can't laugh when listening to his crosstalk.

Many people, especially many so-called artists, say that crosstalk cannot be limited to laughter, and funny crosstalk is not necessarily a good crosstalk, but in fact, if you say that, crosstalk that is not funny is really too funny.

No matter how you say crosstalk, no matter what halo is added to it or what effect it adds, its entertainment is always the first priority, and this will not change.

If you abandon entertainment crosstalk, it is not considered crosstalk. In fact, if you peel off crosstalk layer by layer, remove educational functions, ironic abilities, literary level, various external things, and peel them all the way to the heart, you will find that crosstalk is actually an art that makes people laugh, and this is the fundamental.

No matter what, these judges were laughing happily, and they all laughed. After ten years of age, He Xiangdong's crosstalk made them much younger, and then they decisively knocked down He Xiangdong's program.

Failed to review.

Not even the first instance.

The reason is very simple. This crosstalk involves ethical jokes, or to put it lightly, it also alludes to ethical relationships.

He Xiangdong has been talking about how Xue Guo’s father is like. This kind of program is definitely not good. No matter how real life is, the image of parents on the Spring Festival Gala stage must be open and honest.

This is enough for He Xiangdong to die several times.

The second reason is that the theme of He Xiangdong's crosstalk is not clear enough. It is said to be anti-cult, but the criticism is not profound, and it seems to be a joke.

I have never said that the great immortals, the ignorant religion, what is the teachings of the ignorant religion, and what harm does the cult have to the people.

What can your crosstalk bring to the audience? Is it just to let others know that Xue Guo’s father is a confused person who believes in the confusion?

The theme of this crosstalk is not good either.

So it's another big fatal point.

One of these two points is enough to get He Xiangdong died several times, not to mention that he still hit both of them, so he died and could not die any more.

Director Huang, the director of the Spring Festival Gala, couldn't help He Xiangdong even if he wanted to speak. This is a fatal point. If he could still open his mouth for ordinary small problems, this would be really unsuccessful.

Alas, I can only be knocked out.

Fortunately, their invited actors are different from those who are fighting for the Spring Festival Gala. They will not just go home just by just one review, and they still have a chance to correct it.

In fact, it is normal to be knocked out by the censorship team. Just like the current King of Sketches, Uncle Zhao, Northeast China, has his program knocked out every year, and the same is true for other regulars in the Spring Festival Gala. This is so common.

If the problem is not big, then the original notebook can be changed and can be reviewed. If the problem is serious and it is a fatal point, then they can only change to a new notebook, so there are several notebooks they have prepared for the Spring Festival Gala.

Of course, these people don’t say that they have the gold medal of avoiding death. Not everyone can play on the Spring Festival Gala. Just like this year, seven pairs of crosstalk actors received invitations, but it’s almost the same if they can play on the Spring Festival Gala.

Therefore, the first three reviews will not hit people. They will start hitting people when the fourth trial is over, especially the fifth trial. If the fifth trial fails, then there will be no treatment.

Of course, the group of actors who were knocked out did not say that there was no way out, nor did they say that the notebooks in his hand could only be wasted.

There are many Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala now, and major Satellite TVs are holding the Spring Festival Gala. Although they cannot play on CCTV's Spring Festival Gala, it is still more than enough to go to other Satellite TVs, and the notebooks they have saved for the Spring Festival Gala can be used.

Now He Xiangdong's program has died in the first trial, and He Xiangdong only has this one book, and he has not prepared anything else. If he still wants to go on, he will have to get the new book out before the second trial, and the time limit is ten days.

The opportunity was already in front of him, and He Xiangdong didn't want to miss it. He still wanted to compete. He wanted to go to the Spring Festival Gala, but he didn't want to change his crosstalk so that he couldn't even recognize himself.

So He Xiangdong specially invited Mr. Hou San to come over. Mr. Hou San is an old actor in the system and has been on the Spring Festival Gala for many years. He is the one who knows the tricks in the Spring Festival Gala the most.

With Mr. Hou San to check on him, He Xiangdong would feel much more at ease, at least he would not step into the minefield without knowing it.

The father and the other have been busy all the time.

Sometimes Mr. Hou is helpless with He Xiangdong. Others put aside all other things and concentrate on doing this in order to attend the Spring Festival Gala.

As a result, the kid was fine. He didn't have a new book in his hand and did nothing, so he did not delay his work, and he also went to record a program. He also took Xiao He to Beihai Park for a trip.

Master Hou San almost made his nose crooked, and at this moment, a phone call came in.
Chapter completed!