Fang Wenqi and He Xiangdong went off the court to rest, Yang San came on stage and sang a quick-bang book. Eighteen sorrows, saying that tigers are sad, wolfs are sad, elephants are sad, deer is sad, mules are sad, horses are sad, cows are sad, sheep are sad, pigs are sad, dogs are sad, ducks are sad, gooses are sad, toads are sad, crabs are sad, clams are sad, turtles are sad, fish are sad, shrimps are sad, each has its own reasons.

It is very easy to write a classic tongue twister quick-board. Yang San's quick-board is easy to talk about, and he almost said it without any stuttering at all. He was so arrogant that he was cheering loudly, and the audience cheered loudly, and he kept calling out. These were all people with real talents and knowledge.

The last show was a group crosstalk, and it was still a bragging jacket. Yang San was a funny guy, Fang Wenqi was a supporting actor, and He Xiangdong was a slit. From the audience's perspective, He Xiangdong stood on the left, which was the usual funny guy position. Fang Wenqi was a supporting actor position on the table, and Yang San was a standing on the right.

The group crosstalk of the braised jacket is quite special. His funny guy is standing on the far right of the table. The man lent the jacket, but he didn't have a door-to-door person and talked nonsense everywhere. If the supporting guy doesn't believe it, he will ask the one who borrowed someone else's jacket. In order to save the jacket on his body, he helped the funny guy lie. This is called a slit.

What is Nislit? It means to round up someone’s lies and close the slit. This is called Nislit. In the true sense, there are only those with Nislit in crosstalk, and some of them are also called Nislit, but they also pass from here.

The crosstalk of the braised jacket is also called "Full Lie". It comes from the jokes in the "Lin Guangji" and the "Secret of Jinling". There are many versions. At the Spring Festival Gala in the Art World, Zhang Shouchen, Ma Sanli and Zhao Peiru, the three old men, said that they are all old seniors with extremely high artistic level. They are amazing in cooperation and are quite powerful.

The three masters of He Xiangdong said it well. Although He Xiangdong was young, he was smart and smart, and fully expressed the anxious expression of a child who could not lie in order to keep his jacket. Yang San is also a senior crosstalk master, and his skills are very profound. In a few words, he showed a person who didn't care about his words. Fang Wenqi said that it was Yang San's true nature.

As for Fang Wenqi, let alone. Those who have been talking about crosstalk for most of their lives have already become perfect. Everyone is relieved to work hard, and they don’t say much or less, but every sentence is at the critical moment, controlling the rhythm and progress of the entire crosstalk. The three of them cooperate very well.

Amid the audience's warm applause and cheers, the three of them began to return.

The first time I returned, Yang San went down to rest first. He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi returned. He Xiangdong was funny and Fang Wenqi supported him. Fang Wenqi spared no effort to support him, this precious apprentice.

He Xiangdong put his sleeves together and stood up seriously. Fang Wenqi supported his hands on the table and looked at his apprentice. He was already very tired after these big tasks.

The audience also started to cheer.

"The kid sings us another one."

"Kids, come down."

"Does the child get married?"

The scene was very noisy.

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Sing for a while, then sing again. Now let's listen to us first, how about a small piece of the story?"

The audience tonight was very excited, excited, and enthusiastic, and all kinds of noisy sounds just couldn't stop.

Backstage Bai Fengshan and Lin Zhengjun were both motivated, and the audience's voice was louder than that of the actors. What should I say? If they encounter this situation in the opera, the audience will be disrupted and the opera will not be able to be sung.

But this is not a big deal for crosstalk actors. Our boss He has never seen anything before. He Xiangdong shouted: "Okay, don't say it anymore, let me say I'm going to let the dog go."

Fang Wenqi also smiled and said, "Where are dogs?"

The audience still couldn't stop.

He Xiangdong raised his head back and shouted: "Let the Manager Lin in the cage come out."

The audience laughed, and their attention attracted, and their voices suddenly became much lighter.

Fang Wenqi said in surprise: "Is Manager Lin a dog?"

He Xiangdong shouted to the audience: "If you make a noise, I will release Manager Lin's father. This is much better than a dog."

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong and scolded: "Go, what's this called?"

"Wu" the audience also cheered, applauded, and then laughed, but their attention was completely attracted by the stage and they stopped making noises.

He Xiangdong shrank his head, smiled, and then explained: "Actually, what we said before was jokes, and the crosstalk was fake. Everyone just laughed at me, so no one should take it seriously. Just like Manager Lin's father, Mr. Lin is a docile elder and takes good care of us juniors, and he has nothing to say about his character."

Fang Wenqi also replied: "He is a good person."

He Xiangdong continued, "But it is true that people like to lie on the table."

Fang Wenqi was also anxious and whispered: "Where is it true again."

The audience laughed, and the effect of returning was very good. The audience's laughter never stopped tonight.

Fang Wenqi continued: "You just said that the old man was a docile elder, why is it like this again now?"

"Oh." He Xiangdong also reacted: "You can't say, you can't say, you can't say."

“That’s right.”

He Xiangdong adjusted his skills and said, "Then I will tell you about my master's affairs. I tell you that my master has had a miscarriage."

"Go." Fang Wenqi quickly stopped He Xiangdong and covered the child's mouth.

The audience laughed constantly and couldn't be funny anymore.

After a while, Fang Wenqi let go and said, "Okay, you kid are just making fun of you elders, right? Are you still free?"

He Xiangdong smiled flatteringly and admitted to his timidity: "I won't say it anymore, I won't say it anymore, I'll talk about my own affairs."

"This job." Fang Wenqi turned anger into joy.

He Xiangdong rolled his eyes and said, "Who are you talking about, who are you talking about, who are you talking about? Oh, by the way, just say I'm young."

"Doesn't feelings mean you?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong replied: "I'm not stupid."

"Huh"

The audience also watched with relish.

He Xiangdong continued: "My name is Shi Lei, four Shi Tou, the youngest son of a big boss in our suburbs. He is fat, so he is too fat."

Fang Wenqi also asked: "How fat are you?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's too fat. When he walked over, the ground was shaking, rumbling, like an earthquake. People from Tangshan didn't let him enter the city."

Fang Wenqi questioned: "Are you that fat?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's not stopping yet. No matter where he goes, the wind can't blow. Isn't there a typhoon on the southern seaside? I didn't look for my brother. If I, a big stone brother, go, there's a typhoon, even half of his body can't be blown up."

"So heavy?" Fang Wenqi was surprised.

"That's right, although it's a little fatter, it's also good."

"What are the benefits?" Fang Wenqi asked.

He Xiangdong explained: "First, he can't drown, jump into the river, squeeze out half of the river water, and then stand up and the river water is broken."

"Wow, it's so awesome." Fang Wenqi jumped in fear.

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "That's right, he is also contributing to our hometown."

“What contribution?”

He Xiangdong said: "It's just that road construction and asphalt road construction. Last time I lacked a road roller, I asked my brother to go over and my brother lie on the ground. I'm going to get out of here, that's much flatter than the road roller. Don't look at him as fat, he built so many of our roads."

Fang Wenqi said disbelief: "Stop talking nonsense, how can people do that job?"

"Yes, my brother is not happy, so I came to find me." He Xiangdong pretended to be Shi Lei with a sad face: "Dongzi Dongzi, I don't want to roll on the road anymore, I don't want to be so fat."

Fang Wenqi asked, "What's the use of this for you?"

He Xiangdong said: "It's useless to find me, but my master has the trick to lose weight."

Fang Wenqi also praised him and said, "Yes, I have a trick."

He Xiangdong looked at his master again and said, "You were fat as well as you had a very big belly. Now you are so thin, and your belly is gone."

Fang Wenqi said: "I have a trick to this."

He Xiangdong said: "Then I brought my brother, Fatty Shi, to find my master. As soon as I entered the door, my master lost weight and lost his big belly. He was squatting at the door and rubbing his stomach, which might be uncomfortable."

"It's so uncomfortable if you go down."

He Xiangdong continued, "I asked Master, Master, tell my brother how your stomach got down, and my master said so."

Fang Wenqi also said curiously: "What did you say?"

He Xiangdong cried and said, "I have had an abortion."

"Go." Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong away.

The audience hilariously applauded, and the bottom was very loud, especially in the environment at that time. The two of them bowed and left the venue, and the first time they returned to the venue ended.
Chapter completed!