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Six hundred and eighty-ninth chapter choking

After some jokes, He Xiangdong became a little more serious: "Okay, let's not make trouble. We should still play with some elegant things. We should refuse vulgarity."

"Haha..." Xue Guo sneered twice.

"Ah..." The audience started to cheer again.

He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Stop making trouble, we will be scolded again later."

After hearing this, the audience started to stir up again.

Fang Wenqi was also happy and advised: "So you have to restrain yourself."

He Xiangdong opened his mouth and said, "Shut up, let's talk about it, I will feed you another medicine later and tie you up and sell you for money."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed so hard that they leaned back and forth.

Others are afraid of those controversial points, and they wish that people all over the world will forget this matter quickly, but He Xiangdong is the opposite.

He likes to use these things to find burdens. As long as he gets into trouble, no matter what is good or bad, there must be such burdens in his crosstalk, and they are all teasing him. This person is very good at self-deprecating.

The media friends in the audience were also a little disappointed. They had criticized He Xiangdong a lot before, but now they have come over to conduct interviews again.

Qian Guosheng shook his head upstairs and felt helpless when he heard this.

After the audience finished laughing, He Xiangdong said, "Okay, don't make a fuss. Let's talk about the wine order. There are many kinds of wine orders. Let's give you a reward tonight."

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, tell me, how did this happen?"

He Xiangdong said: "It is a festival where we take turns to report odd and even months. If it doesn't report it or reports the wrong one, we will be fined for wine."

Xue Guo said in confusion: "Punishment for wine? But we don't have wine here, how can we drink this?"

He Xiangdong picked up the folding fan on the table and said, "This is wine."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Is this wine?"

Fang Wenqi also asked: "Yes, how do you drink this?"

Xue Guo turned her head and asked He Xiangdong: "The old man asked you how to drink it?"

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and came over Xue Guo's head: "Bang, just drink it like that."

Xue Guo turned to Fang Wenqi and said, "That's what the old man drinks."

Fang Wenqi was pretending to be confused at this moment. He put his hands in his arms and said in a daze: "Ah? I didn't see it, presbyopia."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

"Okay." Xue Guo turned around helplessly and said to He Xiangdong: "Your master said he didn't look."

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and knocked Xue Guo on the head, shouting: "Just drink that."

Xue Guo rubbed her painful head and turned around and said to Fang Wenqi: "Old man, have you seen it clearly this time?"

Fang Wenqi started to pretend to be confused again: "Ah? I didn't see it, I was presbyopic."

Xue Guo was stupid.

The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo said anxiously: "No, old man, you can't do this. When the two little bees in front were just now, weren't you quite awake?"

Fang Wenqi shook his head and sighed, "Hey, it's just like that."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

Xue Guo was almost crying: "Old man, we don't bring this kind of fun."

He Xiangdong rushed to say, "I didn't see the simplicity, Master, please take a look."

As he said that, He Xiangdong knocked Xue Guo on the head again.

"Bang..."

The choking in crosstalk.

The audience laughed out loud, and the unlucky masters joined forces to find a way to trick Xue Guo.

Xue Guo's tears were almost falling out. She turned her head and looked at Fang Wenqi with grievance: "Old man, have you always seen it clearly this time?"

"Ah?" Fang Wenqi looked over in a daze.

Xue Guo's face turned dark: "Old man, if you don't see me again, I will kill you here today."

Fang Wenqi immediately changed his words: "Old...Old...Old...Old's eyes should be seen clearly."

Xue Guo said: "Okay, I'm still a person who eats hard but not soft."

Fang Wenqi said again: "But I still don't understand. It's about looking for odd and even months. For example, if he looks for single months, we look for double months. What if he comes to him?"

"Okay, I'll ask." Xue Guo turned to ask He Xiangdong: "The old man asked, what if you come up with me?"

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and said, "Then you will punish you three drinks."

"Ba...ba...ba..." He Xiangdong knocked Xue Guo's head three times.

Xue Guo covered her head and grinned at the other party Wenqi, saying, "Old man, he said we have to punish three drinks of wine."

Fang Wenqi put his hands in his arms, thought for a while, and said, "Then I don't understand."

After hearing this, the audience started to laugh again. This master and apprentice are killing people to death.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Don't understand what?"

Fang Wenqi said: "If we answered, how can we calculate it?"

Xue Guo nodded: "That's true."

He turned around and asked He Xiangdong: "If we answered, how should we calculate it?"

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said, "It's a happy and congratulatory, and toast three cups."

Xue Guo understood, turned around and said, "He said he wanted to toast three cups."

Fang Wenqi shook his head: "I still don't understand, how can I toast these three toasts?"

Xue Guo turned around and asked, "How to toast?"

He Xiangdong picked up the fan and came three times again: "Just that respect."

Xue Guo was about to cry, and turned around and cried with a sad face: "Old man, he said he was just so respectful."

Fang Wenqi looked at him and said, "But I don't understand."

"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.

"Ah..." The booed again and again.

Xue Guo was stunned: "Why don't you understand again?"

Fang Wenqi said: "You think, for example, we are looking for a bimonthly festival. What if we can't find it, what should we do?"

"Yes." Xue Guo thought it was quite reasonable, so he asked again and turned around and asked He Xiangdong: "I ask you, what should we do if we can't find it?"

He Xiangdong said: "Can't find it? This is considered a mess, and you need to have three glasses of wine."

Xue Guo said to Fang Wenqi again: "He said he needed to have three glasses of wine."

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, how can I punish you?"

Before Xue Guo could turn around, He Xiangdong picked up the fan and gave him three more times: "Just punish me like this."

Xue Guo was about to cry: "Just punish me like this."

Fang Wenqi nodded and said in confusion: "I don't understand this again."

"Hahaha..." The audience laughed.

Xue Guo was furious and said, "Don't understand? I understand, are you masters and apprentices joining together to play with me? You haven't come yet, my brain is almost beaten out."

He Xiangdong quickly advised: "Hey, no, don't be angry."

Xue Guo said angrily: "How can I not be angry? Good guy, my head hurts and it's almost cracked. You have to explain it to me today, otherwise it won't be over."

When he heard this, Fang Wenqi immediately pretended to be dead. He said in a daze: "Ah? I am old, I am presbyopic and can't see anything."

Xue Guo pushed Fang Wenqi out: "Go and go, you go there and play."

Xue Guo rushed back angrily and questioned He Xiangdong: "You, give me an explanation."

He Xiangdong put his hands on his hands, narrowed his eyes, and began to pretend to be dead: "Ah? I..."

Xue Guo interrupted without hesitation: "What are you doing? Are you presbyopic?"

"Hahaha……"

"Alas……"

The laughter starts to make a mess, and the audience likes to watch such lively scenes.

He Xiangdong was choked, smashed his mouth, and said, "Uh... Actually... I'm actually a mute."

"Hahaha……"

Xue Guo said angrily: "I haven't heard of it."

He Xiangdong smiled awkwardly: "I'm just kidding you, just telling you the rules. I'm afraid you don't know it, so don't be surprised."

“Really.”
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