The crosstalk performance continued, He Xiangdong continued: "This is all their personal hygiene habits. If you don't like to wash your face, you won't care."

Fang Wenqi replied: "That's true."

He Xiangdong said: "I can understand that if I don't like to be clean, the key is that I can't stand the inch of strength when I buy things."

Fang Wenqi asked, "What's wrong with this?"

He Xiangdong said: "Isn't this the last time Mr. Bai went to buy pancakes, so I have to ask someone to add an extra slice of thin crispy fruit to him, and I won't pay for it."

Fang Wenqi grew up and said, "Is this a matter?"

"Yes, of course the boss is not happy, Mr. Bai said this." He Xiangdong changed into a deputy, extremely vulgar and smiled with a shy face: "Brother, let me give you another piece of fruit comb. Look, I am a performer."

"What does this matter?"

He Xiangdong echoed: "That's not it. The boss is in a small business, so he will join him there. Mr. Bai said again."

"What did you say?" Fang Wenqi asked again.

He Xiangdong changed into a shy smiley expression again: "Brother, just give it to me. Look at my face, this one is born to be a slim face, looking white and black."

"What's the use of this?"

"Isn't it useless?" He Xiangdong changed into a vicious expression: "If you don't add me a piece of fruit comb today, you will see that the black on my face is not black, I haven't washed my face for seven months. If I shake my head, black gray can bury your stall."

"Wow." Fang Wenqi jumped in fear.

The audience was laughing.

Bai Fengshan in the backstage was even more amused and stingy. No matter how he said he was, he was pretty and quite delicate. But this child said that he was ugly and stingy. Who else would you please reason with?

Fang Wenqi said in surprise: "Mr. Bai is so shameless."

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said, "It can be understood, it is normal."

"Is it normal?"

He Xiangdong said for granted: "Of course it's normal. Compared with Manager Lin's father in our club, it's much more normal."

Lin Zhengjun in the backstage was also stunned. Why did he even get on me? Bai Fengshan also held his smirk and looked at him. OK, everyone is in trouble.

Fang Wenqi asked: "What's wrong with Manager Lin's father?"

He Xiangdong covered his head, looked like a headache, and said, "Manager Lin's father, I'm embarrassed to say this."

Fang Wenqi said: "No, you have to tell us about this."

He Xiangdong then put down his hand and said, "If you want to talk about the old man, Manager Lin is not like us."

Fang Wenqi asked, "Why aren't it?"

"He has a father."

Fang Wenqi cursed: "Nonsense, who doesn't have a father?"

He Xiangdong said: "I don't have a father."

The audience was also laughing, and there were a few who were scolding He Xiangdong, the child, who was just talking nonsense. In fact, He Xiangdong really had no father. He had been begging everywhere on the street since he could remember, and was beaten by human traffickers, without food or clothing. It was not until he was rescued by his master that his life became better.

I said I didn’t have a father, and the audience was happy. In fact, I was very sad inside, but this is how the crosstalk actors used their miserable and embarrassing things to make the audience happy. As early as the beginning, a crosstalk senior wore mourning clothes and slapped the plate at the beginning of the New Year and cried to him to make him laugh, and he made two dollars to have a good meal.

In fact, it is not just crosstalk actors, but most other comedians are like this. Fat, short, ugly, and are also enjoyed by their bodies every day. It makes everyone laugh, and it really makes people disgusted and makes others happy.

Later, some people thought that this way of attracting optimistic audiences was too vulgar, so they were gradually banned. Including in the mainstream crosstalk, they rarely use ethical choking, beating, and physical defects of actors to attract optimistic audiences. There are reasons for this.

It's good to make some things, but it's a bit too much of a ban, because you're doing this, you must bear it. Just like filming, you're playing a decent character, and those who look vulgar will play a villain. Why don't you say that this is a physical defect that looks down on the actors? You're doing this.

Including in crosstalk, the funny guy often jokes with the supporting actors and the family members, but he doesn't get angry when he sees anyone. This is all fake. The family, father and son, are harmonious and respectful. The relationship is good. All the words are fake. The audience will not take the actors seriously, and they will not take it seriously. It's just about listening to it.

Just like in movies and TV, the father of an actor who plays a character is so evil that he is doing everything he wants. You don’t think this is a satirizing the actor’s real father, nor do you think it’s very vulgar, but instead you see the sense of art. When it comes to crosstalk, the original form is not possible, and nothing can be done. This is unreasonable.

The supporting actors are actually playing the characters they need to play in crosstalk. They are the plot needs, not real. You don’t have to be too serious when listening to yi’s fun.

He Xiangdong continued: "Our Manager Lin's father, the old man doesn't have any other hobbies, just likes to listen to crosstalk and watch Peking Opera, and often comes to our club to watch performances."

"right."

He Xiangdong said: "Just once, the old man came to the theater to watch the performance again. Manager Lin found us and said that his old man had a bad temper and asked us to take more responsibility. What can we say? Of course, there is no problem, especially the younger generation like me, who has no temper."

Fang Wenqi nodded and said, "This is, respecting elders, it should be."

He Xiangdong said: "We just finished agreeing to this, something happened shortly after."

"What's wrong?"

He Xiangdong said: "Before he showed up, the girl at the front desk came to complain, saying that the audience was sitting well, but Manager Lin's father insisted on lying on the table and was still lying in the row."

"Ah? So unruly?" Fang Wenqi said in surprise.

He Xiangdong said: "Yes, we went over to persuade him too. I was young and asked me, the child, to persuade him. I also went over. I said, "Master, can you sit down and watch it? Otherwise, we audiences will not be able to watch the performance. The old man said yi."

"What word?"

He Xiang raised his east head upwards and made a disdain with the octave of his deputy: "Huh!"

The audience laughed, and Manager Lin was familiar with everyone. It was so interesting to hear this. This is why funny actors often say that they are supporting actors. One is that their peers don’t care about it, and the second is that the audience is familiar with it. Who knows that strangers are?

Fang Wenqi was also surprised and said, "Is this old man so arrogant?"

He Xiangdong said again: "I can't force myself to say that they are not. I can't help it. So I went to the backstage to find two brothers who just arrived to help. They didn't know the old man, so I said someone was making trouble."

"You're bad enough, then."

He Xiangdong smiled and continued, "The two brothers went to attack people. When they saw the old man, they said, "What are you doing? Get up quickly and affect our performance and throw it out for you. The old man doesn't care about people, and he only has yi words."

"Huh." He Xiangdong showed another octave of disdain.

The audience burst into laughter and applauded.

"This old man is too arrogant."

He Xiangdong said, "We have no choice but to find a police station. When the police came over, we told the police to scare him quickly, otherwise we would not be able to perform. The police officers agreed, and when they came over, they scolded the old man and scolded him. What are you doing?"

"Huh!"

"May I have your name?"

"Huh!!"

"Get up."

"Huh!!!"

"you"

"Huh!!!"

"I"

"Huh!!!"

He Xiangdong's disdainful expression and appearance were simply amazing. He never stopped laughing from the performers. He has listened to praise and critical crosstalk in the mainstream world these days, but he has never heard of such exciting things.

Backstage Bai Fengshan and Lin Zhengjun were relieved when they saw the audience's reaction.
Chapter completed!