Chapter six hundred and forty-eight visiting relatives
Repetition is strength, just like the unchanging burden of welcome to the door that He Xiangdong said for thousands of years, which has become his personal symbol.
The same is true for He Xiangdong to support Cai Shengyi now. This practice is also called an artistic label, which firmly puts an artistic label on Cai Shengyi. In the future, as long as the audience thinks of this person, they will quickly think of his characteristics and his label.
This way he is easier to be remembered, especially this is the first commercial performance from Xiang Wenshe to Tianjin. There are so many audiences and journalists sitting under the stage. After the report comes out, as long as it operates well, you can even become famous.
He Xiangdong used to praise people like this, but in the past, his own fame was limited and the resources of Xiangwen Club were limited, so he praised them, but the effect was average.
But now it’s different, today is different from the past. He Xiangdong is the most popular actor in the crosstalk world today. With the fame of Xiangwenshe’s commercial performance, what he said can be said to be a fortune. Cai Shengyi has really made a fortune this time.
Cai Shengyi said in great disgust on the stage: "No, there is nothing. I don't want this throne anymore. Whoever wants it, should I want it? It turns out that if I become the emperor, I still have to sell vegetables."
He Xiangdong waved his hand: "Hi, no, this is all a joke, a matter of fun."
Cai Shengyi said: "It's still."
He Xiangdong said: "What kind of prince is not a prince? This is just a joke. Everyone, our teacher Cai's father is an amazing person."
Cai Shengyi asked curiously: "Oh? What do you say?"
He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said to the audience: "Everyone, my father used to work in the palace."
"Haha..." The audience laughed.
Cai Shengyi hurriedly stopped him: "Should you wait, what does it mean to go to work in the palace? Is this all human words?"
He Xiangdong explained: "I mean your father works in the Forbidden City and is doing cultural relics maintenance."
"Oh, that's it." Cai Shengyi suddenly realized.
He Xiangdong ran, "Or what do you think?"
"Uh..." Cai Shengyi was stunned on the spot.
"Ah..." The audience started to cheer.
He Xiangdong's face was full of a smirk.
Cai Shengyi was embarrassed and silently said, "I thought it was selling tickets."
"Haha..." He Xiangdong laughed out loud.
Cai Shengyi is also laughing.
After laughing, He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Our boss Cai is from Tianjin and also performs crosstalk in Tianjin, but his father and mother-in-law are all in Beijing."
Cai Shengyi agreed: "Yes, my wife is from Beijing."
He Xiangdongdao: "Boss Cai's father lives in Jijiao Hutong in Xicheng, Beijing."
Cai Shengyi complained: "Why not call it Gala Hutong, but also the chicken feet."
He Xiangdong smiled: "This is the name, your wife still lives in the Eight Great Hutongs."
"Go." Cai Shengyi roared angrily.
"Haha..." The audience burst into laughter.
Cai Shengyi said angrily: "Your wife lives in Bada Hutongs."
He Xiangdong explained: "This is a name, and there are eight old ladies living in this alley, so it is called Bada Hutong."
Cai Shengyi said: "Then this business will not be good."
The audience just stopped and were all amused again.
He Xiangdong smiled and pointed at Cai Shengyi and said, "You said this kind of crosstalk is going to be scolded in Beijing."
"Go to yours." Cai Shengyi waved.
The audience burst into cheers.
He Xiangdong waited for a while, and the audience calmed down before he said, "That's what he meant, you see, our boss Cai and his lover are in Tianjin, and Beijing is the old man on both sides. The old man often goes to see Bos Cai's father-in-law and mother-in-law."
Cai Shengyi said: "This is visiting the family."
Become a job.
He Xiangdong said: "This old man has a weekend holiday. He has set off from Jijiao Hutong with something in his hand to Bada Hutong."
Cai Shengyi said: "Okay, okay, don't mention your eight alleys."
He Xiangdong gestured in his hand: "When you are visiting, you always have to bring some meeting gifts, and you don't need particularly good things, that is, order fruit and snacks. Along the way, I came to Bada Hutongs and had a slap in the door."
Cai Shengyi also said: "Oh, we're home."
He Xiang turned his body eastward and pretended that the person inside was shouting: "Who is that?"
Cai Shengyi replied again: "I asked someone."
He Xiangdong slapped his chest and said loudly: "It's me, I hate the sky without any rings, I am the real hero in Tianjin and surrounding counties, the number one in Hongqiao District Fruit and Vegetable Wholesale Market, Cai Shengwen's father."
Cai’s business is about to collapse: “Hi, why are you mentioning this?”
The audience laughed again.
He Xiangdong turned his body again: "Oh, the in-laws are here, come on, come on, come on, come in quickly."
Cai Shengyi said: "This is welcome to us."
He Xiangdong said: "The person who welcomed his father into the door was his father-in-law. He had just walked a few steps before he saw his mother-in-law. His mother-in-law's face changed at that time."
Cai Shengyi also asked, "Oh, what's wrong?"
He Xiangdong looked very cautious, and asked softly, as if something ulterior motives were heard, "Why are you here?"
The audience burst into laughter.
Cai Shengyi was confused: "What's going on? Isn't you allowed to come?"
He Xiangdong continued to act like a dead look and said, "Didn't you say you won't let me come? My old man is at home."
"Oh, hoo." Cai Shengyi was shocked.
The audience laughed.
Cai Shengyi quickly stopped He Xiangdong: "No, you can wait a while, why do I sound so awkward? Why don't the old man come here? Why don't he let him come?"
He Xiangdong was really stopped asking, but he couldn't answer for a long time. Seeing this, the audience kept making noises.
Cai Shengyi's heart was also hanging. He couldn't really ask, could he really not answer, right?
Obviously, he was thinking too much, He Xiangdong said: "Because your father is good at singing operas, and your mother-in-law also likes singing operas. Your father often comes to the door to find the old lady to sing operas. But your father-in-law doesn't let your mother-in-law sing, so this time when your father comes, your mother-in-law becomes nervous and says the old man is still there."
Cai Shengyi suddenly said, "Oh, that's it."
He Xiangdong wiped his cold sweat: "I'm so lucky I can come back."
Cai Shengyi said: "Hi."
The audience laughed.
He Xiangdong said: "Your father is addicted to drama, so he went to play with your mother-in-law. When a customer comes to his house, he always has to buy vegetables and cook. Your mother-in-law pays your father-in-law and the two of them sing opera in the house."
Cai Shengyi said: "It really sang."
He Xiangdong leaned out of his father and said softly: "Hey, he's gone, come on."
Cai Shengyi pushed He Xiangdong's hand away: "What are you coming?"
He Xiangdong said: "Come and sing."
Cai Shengyi said: "If you sing, just sing opera, why do you come here for this movement?"
He Xiangdong said, "Okay, okay, then sing, your mother-in-law came first."
Cai Shengyi asked, "What are you going to do?"
"I sang a little song." He Xiangdong opened his mouth and sang, "One, one, one, one, one, crescent moon, crescent moon shines on the street, and a sad face. How did Brother Langjun come? Where to eat wine, where to play cards, and where to be greedy for other people's women's skirts, so that the little slave is hanging in his heart~ his left hand unbuttoned his crotch, and his right hand unbuttoned..."
"Hahaha..." The audience burst into laughter.
"Wait a minute." Cai Shengyi quickly stopped people. He was still immersed in He Xiangdong's beautiful little song. As a result, he suddenly said something like this, and he almost missed it.
He waved his hand and said, "It's not so good. If you sing like this, they will still have something to do."
He Xiangdongdao: "Is this written in the play?"
Cai Shengyi was in a bad mood: "What kind of play? Singing such a thing?"
He Xiangdong said: "As for the West Chamber, this version will not be allowed to be sung later."
"Okay."
"Ah..." The audience cheered.
He Xiangdong said: "We are all discussing art, and the old lady hasn't finished singing yet."
Cai Shengyi also accepted his fate: "Then you can continue singing."
He Xiangdong sang: "The bright moon is in the sky, like daylight. There is a prostitute sitting firmly, just in the brothel, holding the railing and communicating with tears."
Hearing this, the audience burst into laughter. I have to say that He Xiangdong's Liufu really enjoyed them. This word is also normal, but in this context, it is too funny.
The art peers also felt a little deeper in their hearts. Gou Qifu breathed a deep breath. He was really famous and powerful. This person is amazing.
He Xiangdong continued to sing: "I am willing to be a good person. I am afraid of following the Shandong guy. I am afraid of drinking porridge every day and steamed buns every meal. I am willing to be a good person. I am afraid of following the crosstalk person. The fruit and vegetable market is wholesale."
Cai Shengyi stopped He Xiangdong: "Go, stop being scolded."
The bottom sound is over.
He Xiangdong glanced at the on-site goal, and Su Shengde shook his head at him, but the actors still didn't come. He Xiangdong nodded slightly, and his heart became a little heavier.
Chapter completed!