Chapter five hundred and sixty seventh timid bath
Crosstalk is a language art and a type of comedy. Laughing is contagious. Listening to crosstalk on the spot is completely different from listening to videos on the computer at home, and the effects are far different. There is too much satisfaction in listening to it on the spot.
The entertainment industry is now very fast. Although it is fast, overall, it is still in its infancy. Especially comedy shows, they are still just starting out. Crosstalk is not funny, and sketches are gradually becoming routine and rigid.
The comedy art that audiences can come into contact with basically depends on watching TV, and a considerable number of people even point to the Spring Festival Gala every year when watching crosstalk.
To put it a little more academically, the contradiction between people's demand for laughter and the comedy programs that society can provide now is already prominent.
The appearance of Xiang Wenshe just eased this contradiction. The audience was like crops that had not been watered for a long time. Now they finally came to Xiang Wenshe with a sweet spring. They were hungry and thirsty for a long time and were still cheering, so it was reasonable that Xiang Wenshe had today's scene.
In fact, laughter will not have a market at any time or anywhere, whether in ancient times or in modern times, now or in the future, no matter what country or ideology it is, as long as there are people, laughter will have a market.
To put it bluntly, crosstalk is an art that makes people laugh. Although a crosstalk that makes people laugh is not necessarily a good crosstalk, if it cannot make people laugh, then this is definitely not a good crosstalk.
In fact, it is not that there are no audiences listening to crosstalk, nor that the art of crosstalk has lost its market, nor that traditional crosstalk has been eliminated by the times. In fact, it is that crosstalk actors can make the audience laugh, because they can't make the laugh, so no one listens, that's all.
The way to save crosstalk is very simple and crude, just to make the audience laugh. This is the biggest premise. If you can't do this, no matter how you jump around, it will be useless.
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The crosstalk that He Xiangdong and Zhang Wenhai are going to say today is called "Take a Bath", and it is also a program that has been banned from acting in the mainstream crosstalk world for many years because those people say that this program is suspected of satirizing the working people of Everbright.
The performance on stage continued, Zhang Wenhai cursed at He Xiangdong and said, "I also said that I have learned bad things, and you have brought them all."
He Xiangdong said something like Shandong and said: "How come you depend on me?"
Zhang Wenhai said with a funny look: "Oh, I'm so anxious? Why is there even the dialect of my hometown?"
He Xiangdong stared at his eyes and continued to say in Shandong dialect: "Who is anxious, who is anxious."
Zhang Wenhai: "Oh, this is not a hurry yet. I can't even speak Mandarin."
He Xiangdong didn't change it after using the slump. Taking a slut is a slutty job, and slutty is also called slutty. This is the in-depth term for crosstalk, which means performing in dialect: "I'm not Mandarin? How ordinary, I look very ordinary."
Zhang Wenhai said: "What do you care about when you look ordinary? Who are you?"
He Xiangdong said: "I'm from Shandong, I just came to Beijing."
Zhang Wenhai clapped his hands and said, "It's still true. I haven't even changed this Shandong dialect yet. I'm going to say whether you can practice Mandarin well at home."
He Xiangdong hurriedly shook his hand: "I can't stay, I can't stay anymore."
Zhang Wenhai was stunned, looked at He Xiangdong sideways, and asked in confusion: "What's wrong, is this?"
He Xiangdong said: "I can't stay anymore, our village chief wants to kill me."
Zhang Wenhai said in surprise: "Oh, your village chief wants to eliminate harm for the people so much."
He Xiangdong looked at him and said in Shandong: "You'd better say it according to the words, you can't make trouble."
Zhang Wenhai laughed first.
The audience below laughed in an instant. This was not a joke, but there was no actor talking like this on the performance stage, which was interesting.
This is what He Xiangdong has done now. He no longer has any abilities. He can just make jokes and can make the audience laugh no matter what.
"Ah." The audience cheered in unison.
Zhang Wenhai broke the topic back: "Where are there any words? You, hurry up and tell me why your village chief killed you."
He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, but his anger was still not gone: "It makes me angry, just as annoying as our village chief."
He Xiangdong looked at the audience and complained, "You don't know. Our village chief has a bad temper, which is so scary."
Zhang Wenhai held it and asked, "Oh, why are you so angry?"
He Xiangdong said: "Just say that, there is a child in our village who is squatting on the ground to poop and pulling a lump. Our village chief called the dog to come and eat it. If the dog doesn't come, he can squat on the ground and eat it himself. Do you think he has a big temper?"
"Wow." Zhang Wenhai screamed in shock, almost unable to stand firm.
The audience in the audience also laughed and started to make noises.
He Xiangdong turned his head and asked Zhang Wenhai: "Do you think we, the village chief, have a big temper?"
Zhang Wenhai raised his thumb: "This is too big, and most people really can't come."
He Xiangdong continued, "You don't know. Our village chief is still in a hurry. Sometimes this child doesn't poop. He takes off the child's pants and bites them on his butt. Look, I still have a scar here now."
As he said that, He Xiangdong was lifting the back robe of the lab coat.
Zhang Wenhai quickly stopped him: "Oh, oh, don't move, this thing hurts your eyes."
"Haha..." The audience laughed again.
Zhang Wenhai is an offensive supporting actor. He often makes bad things against funny actors and often makes the other party lose words. He is also capable.
He Xiangdong said: "I'm going to show you how bad our village chief has."
Zhang Wenhai said: "I know your village chief has a bad temper. I already know this. You should hurry up and tell me why you didn't dare to go back. What did you do?"
He Xiangdong said: "This is about our village chief's wife. The village chief's wife is also amazing. She is a chaste and virtuous woman. Once she met a hooligan in our village."
"Ouch." Zhang Wenhai was shocked.
He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves and said with three-point strength: "If this is an ordinary woman, she will definitely not dare to move, but our village chief's wife is a chaste and fierce woman. He started fighting with the hooligan. Before he could finish his life, the hooligan was stripped of all."
Zhang Wenhai was stunned: "Ah? The rogue was stripped naked?"
"The village chief's wife is a chaste and fierce girl, she has a bad temper." He Xiangdong unbuttoned her coat and said viciously: "You dare to act like a hooligan, I can't spare you today."
"Wow." Zhang Wenhai pressed He Xiangdong's hand and exclaimed: "What's the point?"
He Xiangdong said with confidence: "The chaste and strong woman has a bad temper."
Zhang Wenhai cursed: "This is a chaste and virtuous woman, Pan Jinlian is not as good as her."
These jokes were heard, and the audience was already laughing.
"Ah..." The sound of cheering sounded.
After the audience started to cheer, the two started to speak again. For a mature crosstalk, the crosstalk actors must be able to predict where the audience will cheer, and they must reserve time for the audience to cheer in advance.
Zhang Wenhai continued to ask, "But it doesn't matter if you dare not go back?"
He Xiangdong was anxious and said, "Why don't you understand? The hooligan was scared away by the village chief's wife."
"Yeah, then what?"
He Xiangdong said: "The hooligan was stripped naked, but the village chief's wife saw the scar on the hooligan's butt."
"Ah?" Zhang Wenhai was stunned.
Chapter completed!