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Chapter Five Hundred and Twenty-Fourth The Devil's Head

There are two types of people who commit suicide. There are real abilities. This kind of people are challenging themselves when they commit suicide. They are very skilled and brave, and they are not afraid at all. This is called ability. There are also people who do not know that the sky is high and the earth is thick, and they think it is great. This kind of people are looking for death.

In Fan Wenquan and He Xiangdong's opinion, Chen Jun's child is looking for death. He has only been on the show for a few days. He sang the lyrics of the fast-paced songs in the first few times, and he still sang the lyrics of Taiping in the past few times, and he was the first time he spoke crosstalk.

Usually, I always watch He Xiangdong catch jokes on the stage, and he can do it easily and make a big fuss in the world, but I have been struggling on the ground for so many years to have this ability. You, Chen Jun, are you, a guy who doesn’t have any practical experience, dare to play this, why don’t you beg for death?

He Xiangdong sighed softly, he really didn't think it hurts. I hope this child won't be hit too hard.

Fan Wenquan also has the same idea as He Xiangdong. Sometimes it is not a bad thing to let children suffer setbacks. It may be an opportunity to exercise. The sword is sharpened by sharpening.

Almost instantly, Chen Jun, the miserable child, was immediately given up by Fan Wenquan and He Xiangdong, and no one was optimistic about him.

Chen Jun still didn't realize that crosstalk actors have rules, and they can only look for burdens from their peers, and they can't joke with the audience.

But there are exceptions, such as the audience is a friend of the actor. Hey, it doesn’t matter if you find a few harmless burdens on him, but you can’t be too much.

This is the case with Ye Ziqing. Although she had a quarrel with Xiang Wenshe and other groups, this just shows that she has a close relationship with these people.

So there is no problem calling Brother Yishengyong. If someone didn't want to say that, Ye Ziqing would have been quite happy. She is now just taking revenge on this.

Chen Jun continued to say happily: "What I just said was a joke, I'm just a little joke with everyone. I think I, Uncle Yong, is an elder, and I will definitely not have the same knowledge as me."

Fan Wenquan said: "Wow, we won't care if we kill you later."

Chen Jun raised his head and smiled without fear at all.

Ye Ziqing had already held a grudge against this bastard in his heart, and was waiting for revenge. This stupid boy was going to be finished.

The joke Chen Jun is going to talk about today is Bafan Screen. This is a traditional crosstalk joke and is also a job for most crosstalk actors to learn about. Chen Jun has been learning Bafan Screen for a long time, so this is relatively familiar and not easy to make a mistake.

I remember when He Xiangdong and Fang Wenqi were selling their art, they were called by the audience to tell crosstalk, and they were also talking about eight screens. That was his true first crosstalk.

During this period, there were many small episodes. The essays of the essay did not make the audience laugh. Several consecutive jokes were swelling. Fang Wenqi thought why Xiangdong's opening door was about to be lost.

Who knew that He Xiangdong actually caught a joke on the spot, made jokes on the spot, and swung them freely. Unexpectedly, the effect was surprisingly good, and the audience bought it quite. He Xiangdong's first cannon was very loud. Now it was Chen Jun's turn, so I don't know how this kid is doing.

Chen Jun waved his hand and said, "It's okay, death is more important than Mount Tai, and more important than other mountains."

Fan Wenquan said in a silence: "Are you talking about your master?"

Chen Jun helped tremble, and many viewers didn't understand: "Ah? Are you calling my master fat?"

"Haha" the audience laughed and applause came.

This just now just shows that crosstalk actors need to be good at complimenting and having some compliments, so there are too many techniques in the work.

Ye Ziqing had no expression on his face, nor did he look like he wanted to make a fuss.

Chen Jun looked at Ye Ziqing's eyes and felt a little disappointed. Do you think this child is dead?

Fan Wenquan glared at her eyes and said, "I said what's wrong, what can He Xiangdong do to me?"

Chen Jun immediately admitted his mercy: "I dare not, you are an elder, my master dare not do anything to you, but the key is that my little arms and legs can't stand it."

Fan Wenquan said badly: "Oh, your master is so unreasonable?"

Chen Jun opened his mouth and said, "Who, when did he reason?"

"Wow." Fan Wenquan screamed in surprise.

Chen Jun's face changed at that time, and he looked back very nervously, which made the audience laugh.

Their eight-screen pads are saved by themselves, not the Er Zhao version, nor are they said by other old men. The Liangzi framework is naturally traditional crosstalk. This is a treasure that has been tested by time, but the jokes in it should still be kept in line with them, so that they can better adapt to the needs of the audience. This is called new wine in old bottles.

Chen Jun patted his heart and said, "Master, just scare me."

Fan Wenquan waved his hand and did not answer.

Chen Jun stood up seriously and said, "You have to introduce yourself first when you come on stage."

Fan Wenquan said: "Oh, you just remembered that there is still this matter?"

Chen Jun smiled and said, "I memorized the words in the backstage."

This is a real record that Chen Jun himself captured.

Fan Wenquan raised his head and laughed.

The audience laughed too.

He Xiangdong nodded slightly from behind, not to mention the child's behavior of committing suicide, just from the artistic level, it is really good and quite capable.

Chen Jun said: "No, I'm just a minor generation in Xiangwenshe. I'm the lowest-generation and my artistic level is also the worst, so my name is not worth mentioning. In the future, no one has to call me my name, just call me mentally retarded."

Fan Wenquan said in surprise: "Oh, you're so polite. This doesn't look like your master's apprentice."

"Haha" the audience laughed.

Even Chen Jun himself was amused, and He Xiangdong is famous for taking advantage.

Chen Jun said: "I am a moral artist, and I am not the same as my master."

Fan Wenquan asked, "Are you saying that your master is unethical?"

Chen Jun was stunned and the audience laughed.

The master-apprentice song, He Xiangdong is the biggest star in the Xiangwen Society. The audience likes him very much. Chen Jun is his apprentice, so Chen Jun went on stage to speak crosstalk with the master-apprentice song, which can be heard.

Chen Jun said with a bitter face: "Master, why did you dig a hole and let me jump again?"

"Haha." Fan Wenquan smirked.

Chen Jun shook his head and said, "I'm disrespectful to you. I can't help but come to the stage. I still have to introduce him well. This is our famous crosstalk master, Mr. Fan Wenquan."

Fan Wenquan said politely: "I dare not take it, but I dare not take it."

The audience applauded.

Chen Jun said: "You are a famous crosstalk artist. I am just a mentally retarded person. I am honored to be able to stand on the stage with you."

Fan Wenquan smiled and said, "You are welcome."

Chen Jun said to the audience with a bitter face: "The more I think about it, the more I feel uncomfortable. I am ashamed. My artistic level is low. I feel embarrassed to stand on this stage."

Fan Wenquan waved his hand and advised: "Child, it won't be."

Chen Jun covered his face in pain: "In the future, when the show is reported, please tell the host not to report my name, just call him mentally retarded. Please enjoy crosstalk, the performer is mentally retarded, Fan Wenquan."

"Ah?" Fan Wenquan screamed in surprise.

"Puff." The audience burst into laughter.

The burden that was flattened and stable has only been turned over now, but the effect is surprisingly good.

Fan Wenquan pointed at himself and asked, "Oh, it turns out that I am mentally retarded after working for a long time?"

Chen Jun said innocently: "No."

Fan Wenquan exclaimed: "You are really your master's disciple. Your level of scolding is amazing."

Chen Jun smiled shyly, but he felt a little disappointed. Why didn’t the female devil make trouble?
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