Chapter 506 Gu Bomo's Excellent Answer
The Jiutou Case stand-up crosstalk is full of suspense, and the plot is turbulent and fascinating. This is the biggest advantage of this stand-up, but it is also its biggest problem. There are too many pits, and each one is a sinkhole, which is completely bottomless.
It is a waste of life to kill people. The pit that connects to the firewall is so terrible. In ancient times, Bai Qi killed 400,000 Zhao Jun. Although the Jiutou Case is worth life, at least tens of millions of people have to be deceived.
There are so many stand-up comedy and so many storytellings, but the most tricky one is the Jiutou Case, which is a magical pit.
He Xiangdong moved this magic pit to the stage again today. This guy is also lacking in virtue. He also tried his best to have a beautiful start in the new theater.
"Erwazi was so scared that he ran in with tears and crawled in. He hurriedly told the Shanxi shopkeeper that there was a head at the door. The Shanxi shopkeeper was also scared. He quickly walked out with Erwazi and opened the door and took a look. There was indeed a head at the door. He counted, two, three, three."
"Bang"
As the sound of awakening the wood sounded, He Xiangdong smiled badly and immediately ran away.
Sure enough, the audience burst into flames, and the sounds of cursing were heard one after another.
"Hold the grass and refund the ticket."
"I won't say it anymore, I'll leave it, I'll refund the ticket."
"I'm going to report it."
"I also want to report it. What the Consumer Council does not care about? What the Industrial and Commercial Bureau does not care about? Does anyone care about it? I will call the police."
"Oh, I won't talk about this critical moment. I'm not ethical. I won't go to the new theater anymore. I won't go to the death. Let him go to the devil."
"I won't go anymore. This is an immoral ghost, an immoral one."
There was no one who didn't curse the audience, and most of the audiences who came today were old audiences. Many people here were so familiar with Xiang Wenshe. If they were strangers, they would be more careful and would ignore the acquaintances. Alas, the more familiar they were, the more cheerful they were.
The next show to be played is Gu Baimo and Li Quanjiang. Both of them were almost crying, and the audience became like this. What else should they say about their crosstalk?
Gu Baimo pointed at He Xiangdong's nose, trembling hands, and cursed sadly and angrily: "You are so immoral and the audience has become like this. How do you let us play?"
He Xiangdong said sincerely: "Crossing actors cannot be afraid of the scene. Now is the time to show your strength. Isn't it just a matter of conquering the scene? It's not easy for you."
Gu Baimo said angrily: "You boy don't wear a high hat for me. Who can suppress such a situation? You, your uncle."
After saying that, Gu Baimo had no time to continue arguing with He Xiangdong, so he hurriedly went on stage with Li Quanjiang. The audience was too chaotic, and the charm of the Jiutou Case was too great, and the audience was almost crazy.
After Gu Baimo came on stage, he secretly complained that this kind of scene was too difficult to say. Now all the audience is immersed in the performance and are still wondering what is going on with the Jiutou Case. He Xiangdong also left such unethical buttons. How should he say it to break the audience's attention back?
Gu Bomo's head is big.
Li Quanjiang is still stable. He is the supporting actor. The messy scenes on the scene are solved by the funny actors, and he is only responsible for cooperating with others.
Gu Baimo is an experienced old actor and a person who is used to the scene. In just a short moment, he came up with a solution: "Oh, this damn He Xiangdong."
Li Quanjiang was stunned at the time. He couldn't answer this sentence, why did he suddenly say this?
The audience suddenly became energetic, nothing happened, Gu Baimo expressed their thoughts.
He Xiangdong hadn't left the court yet, and was still waiting to watch the fun. Who knew that Gu Baimo suddenly said this, and He Xiangdong's face turned dark immediately.
Li Quanjiang's reaction was also very fast, so he immediately followed up and said, "Oh? How do you say this?"
Gu Baimo slapped his thigh and said in grief: "You don't know. You were listening to books in the audience just now, so I listened at the venue. I was so happy to listen. What a good guy, but I won't say it anymore. This is an immoral ghost."
The audience heard that they all turned into victims and were all victims. In an instant, they were much more pleasing to Gu Baimo and were willing to listen to him.
Gu Baimo continued to curse: "This bastard is so angry that I'm so angry. Let's start scolding him."
"Son of a bitch."
"Turt Sun."
"Baby."
Anyway, there are all kinds of shouting.
But Gu Baimo shook his hand and said seriously: "You are not shouting at all. Let me start. Let's shout. Next, I'll call He Xiangdong, you call him bastard. He Xiangdong."
"Bastard." The audience's voices were so loud and loud, and the scene was extremely spectacular.
He Xiangdong was stunned. He was the first time he saw so many people scolding him in an orderly manner at the same time.
Even the actors in the backstage were alarmed, and even the old man sitting was shocked, and everyone was surprised.
Even Li Quanjiang on the stage was stunned. What a fuss, so don’t do anything.
But Gu Baimo ignored it and became even more excited. He led the audience to shout five or six times before he could give up.
"He Xiangdong."
"Son of a bitch."
"He Xiangdong."
"Son of a bitch."
"Wow" The audience applauded desperately. Everyone was excited. Their feelings for Gu Baimo were unprecedentedly good. The resentment in their stomachs was also released. Now they are much more comfortable and are willing to listen to crosstalk well.
Gu Baimo's crosstalk is easy to talk about, and it is quite easy to talk about.
Li Quanjiang's eyes widened.
He Xiangdong looked at the ball and showed an admiration. Even if he put himself on the stage, he would probably not do better than Gu Baimo.
Gu Baimo is really strong, and he is good at creating new things, not limited to the old. When crosstalk actors come on stage, they will first respond and say something about the performance, attracting the attention of the audience who are still immersed in the performance to themselves, and then tremble with a burden, so crosstalk can be said.
It was so messy in front of it. Gu Baimo had come up with such a clever way to deal with it. He guided the audience to curse for a few words, and then made the audience feel comfortable. The answer was so beautiful.
Gu Baimo is truly a master of the Yi generation.
He Xiangdong walked towards the backstage with a smile and sighed.
In fact, the current dilemma of Xiang Wenshe is not that it has no media exposure or no support from noble people, but that Xiang Wenshe has too little background.
To put it bluntly, this is the combination of the old, weak, sick and disabled in the Yi family. If you leave out the two old men, only three people can really play.
So even if you give Xiang Wenshe a chance or He Xiangdong a chance, he won’t be popular for long, and Xiang Wenshe can’t hold on for long.
Because their roots are in small folk theaters, without the wonderful performances of small theaters as a support, it is useless to jump around on TV. After all, it is just a water without a source, a tree without roots, and a flash in the panax.
The Xiangwenshe does not have the foundation to take on the ability to give the audience a steady stream of exciting performances. To put it bluntly, any actors can't come to an end today, and 80% of their performances will be going to go wrong.
The foundation is too shallow, especially the young and middle-aged actors who can play too few. Not to mention a master like Gu Baimo, there are not even actors who can play now. Consolidating the foundation of Xiangwen Society is the most important thing He Xiangdong will do next.
Chapter completed!