Chapter forty-six ventriloquism
The next show was Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan. The performances of the two were still very good, and Fan Wenquan also got married from the streets. It is obviously much more relaxed in such a small theater than in a TV theater.
He Xiangdong and Guo Qing went to the backstage to drink water and rest. Guo Qing said, "I didn't expect you to be quite awesome, you've caught all the burdens."
He Xiangdong said: "This is nothing. You may not be able to handle my burden."
Guo Qing snorted softly and said, "I'm very familiar with selling five tools, what can't be controlled?"
He Xiangdong said lightly: "I hope."
This time it was Guo Qing's turn to be so angry that his teeth were itchy.
Soon, Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan finished the show. After the host reported the show, He Xiangdong and Guo Qing came on stage. This time, He Xiangdong was funny and Guo Qing supported him.
As soon as these two men appeared, the scene suddenly became ignited, and applause suddenly broke out. It was still a child who was very popular.
Guo Qing walked into the table and looked at He Xiangdong slantedly. He Xiangdong stood outside the table, his hands were placed in his sleeves, and he looked at the audience with a smile, calm.
The audience also made a fuss: "Child, sing another one for us."
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "If you want to listen to the singing, you have to add more money."
The audience immediately started to cheer: "Yes."
"Add it."
He Xiangdong immediately rushed back and shouted: "Manager Lin is coming out and collects the money, the audience is going to give it to you."
The audience laughed loudly, and laughed and applauded constantly.
Seeing He Xiangdong having a passionate fight with the audience, Guo Qing felt a little unexplained and awkward feeling in his heart.
He Xiangdong continued: "You just wanted to give more money. This is called Gedazhu in our business. In the early years, I didn't buy tickets when I talked about crosstalk in the teahouse like now. They all said that we would collect money from the yi venue. Our actors took a basket to you to collect money. Hey, you give me a yi yuan, this is an extra money. We have to shout out, this man rewards 50 cents."
"Oh." The audience suddenly realized.
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "How about it, listen to crosstalk to increase your knowledge."
"Yeah" the audience responded again, then laughed again, and applause rose again.
He Xiangdong also smiled and said, "Then how many pills do you plan to give me? You are not allowed to leave if you don't pay. People come, close the door and release Manager Lin in the cage."
Guo Qing was amused and said angrily: "I have never heard of what this is."
The audience was so happy that they all covered their stomachs and laughed there.
Seeing that the atmosphere on the scene was very good, He Xiangdong felt very calm and continued, "No matter how much you joke, the crosstalk that our masters said to you before. In terms of praising and teasing, they said it very well. The two old men are old, so they go to the backstage to rest and drink water."
Guo Qingying said: "Yes."
He Xiangdongdao: "The audience is also tired, and some of them go to the bathroom and urinate."
Guo Qing said: "This is normal."
He Xiangdong summarized the sentence: "So this time period is the time for the audience to pee and our masters to drink water."
"Puff." The audience burst into laughter.
Guo Qing's eyes widened and he quickly said, "Stop talking nonsense, I haven't heard of it."
He Xiangdong was also happy and looked at Guo Qing's eyes. This cheap senior brother is still good at supporting the actor. He continued: "Next, we two will perform for you to sell five tools. Alas, you have tried to support it too much."
Guo Qing responded: "I've been so proud of it."
The two bowed and the audience applauded.
He Xiangdong stood up and pointed at Guo Qing beside him and said, "I want to introduce the actor beside me to you."
Guo Qingyi pointed to himself and said, "Am I?"
He Xiangdong nodded and said, "This young actor is called Guo Qing. The crosstalk is quite good. You guys also listened to it, Kuangbang, Guankou, and Liuhuer are all very good."
Guo Qing said modestly: "You are so proud."
He Xiangdong continued: "You are this year"
Guo Qing continued: "It's thirteen."
"Your birth thirteen years ago was a major event in the crosstalk world." He Xiangdong said this again.
Guo Qing was a little flattered and quickly said, "Then I dare not take it."
He Xiangdongdao: "The summer of the thirteenth year was very hot that year, and it was thirty-nine degrees and eight degrees at night."
Guo Qing was shocked and said, "Ah? So hot?"
"That's not." He Xiangdong continued: "It was sweaty at that night, and I couldn't stay at home at all. Your mother was pregnant with you and was fanning the wind at the entrance of the alley."
Although I don’t know what He Xiangdong wants to do, Guo Qing still held it. After all, this is a performance that cannot be ruined: “Yes, how hot the sky is.”
He Xiangdong picked up the fan on the table and opened it to suffocate himself. He wiped the sweat from his forehead with one hand, twisted his body and said, "It's so hot, so hot. Your mother fanned her, and only heard a plop."
"What's wrong?" Guo Qing continued.
He Xiangdong said: "You were born."
"Ah?" Guo Qing was stunned.
The audience kept laughing.
"Who was born was born with a thump," said Guo Qing.
He Xiangdong said: "Or how can you say that your birth is a major event in the crosstalk world."
Guo Qing said angrily: "That's the case when it comes to big things."
He Xiangdong said: "It's not over yet. Your father was very happy to see you were born and ran over. He picked it up and saw that it turned out to be a meat ball. This was a monster that gave birth to it. Your father pulled out his sword and slashed it. You were wearing a bellyband and kicking the hot wheels. "
Guo Qingyi pushed He Xiangdong and said, "Go, this is not me, this is Nezha."
The audience burst into laughter and applause kept coming, and they were amused by the two children on the stage.
He Xiangdong smiled badly and said, "You were born with a baby cry, and the cry immediately melted your father's heart."
Guo Qing said: "It's my biological son."
He Xiangdong opened his mouth and learned the baby's crying: "Wow, wow, wow, wow."
"Wow" the audience exclaimed in surprise, and the applause suddenly thundered. This is too similar to what I learned.
Guo Qing was stunned by the side.
Fang Wenqi and Fan Wenquan took two stools and sat at the entrance door. The two were old and couldn't stand it for a long time, but when they heard He Xiangdong's performance, Fan Wenquan couldn't sit still. He "rubbed" and stood up from the stool. He looked at He Xiangdong on the stage in astonishment, looked back at Fang Wenqi, and asked, "Who taught Dongzi's stomatology?"
Fang Wenqi smiled at the ground and didn't say much.
Fan Wenquan sighed and said, "Senior Brother, you have put a lot of effort into Dongzi, and you have taught all the ventral skills so well."
Fang Wenqi still smiled but didn't say anything. He could also speak verbally. Fan Wenquan thought it was written by Fang Wenqi.
On the stage, after learning the baby, He Xiangdong saw that the scene was responding well, and continued to say to Guo Qing: "When you grow up and when you are five years old, you are stabbed by wild thorns on the side of the road when you go out to play. It hurts so much that you can't stop crying."
Guo Qing also suppressed the surprise in his heart and praised him, "It's inevitable, it's a child."
He Xiangdong said: "But your parents feel sorry for their children. They are crying so badly. They are rushed to the hospital quickly. The doctor will see, oh, this is amputation."
"Ah? Is it going to be amputated?" Guo Qing said in surprise.
He Xiangdong said: "Then I went to burn the boiler and borrowed a saw, and it was a harsh saw on your feet."
He Xiangdong pursed his lips, his oral muscles moved, and the sound of logging came out of his mouth.
"Wow." The audience ignited again, this ventriloquy was amazing.
Guo Qing was stunned again next to Yi.
Fan Wenquan stood up again when he entered the venue, and said in surprise: "Did you teach this too?"
Chapter completed!