He Xiangdong asked again: "Does any girls miss me?"

Girls these days are not very ashamed, and many people shouted: "Yes."

He Xiangdong rubbed his hands, smiled obscenely, and said with green light on his eyes, "Brother, I'm here."

The girls screamed.

The audience started to cheer and laughed.

Zhang Wenhai quickly grabbed He Xiangdong and asked, "What are you doing?"

He Xiangdong struggled forward desperately and said in a very mean and obscene voice: "I didn't hear it, they miss me."

Zhang Wenhai was almost speechless: "If you are not afraid of being beaten, just go, and the partner is sitting next to you."

He Xiangdong calmed down and stood up and asked Zhang Wenhai: "Will their partner mind?"

Zhang Wenhai, the wicked old man, also used all his bad tricks, and he instigated: "Then you go and try it."

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Hehe, I won't be fooled by you."

Zhang Wenhai raised his head and smiled evilly.

He Xiangdong said again: "Why do you think their partner is concerned about this?"

Zhang Wenhai cursed: "Nonsense."

He Xiangdongdao: "I don't mind if I'm going to be."

"Wow" Zhang Wenhai jumped in fear and yelled loudly.

"Ah" the audience immediately made a voice of disgust.

He Xiangdong waved his hand and said happily: "Okay, thank you, thank you."

Zhang Wenhai supported the table with both hands, and didn't feel idle in his mouth: "What are you thanking me? Thank you? Are these good things? Just thank you."

He Xiangdong raised his head and smiled.

The people in charge of the garden in the corner next to him are actually not accurate. There are both bosses and several main actors, and of course there are both actors and bosses. After all, they are all small venues, so it is normal to have multiple positions.

There is a person named Gao Junsheng who is the owner of the drama club in Beijing and an important actor. He looked at the enthusiastic reaction of the films on and off the stage and said in surprise: "The atmosphere is amazing."

The man next to him is a duoist actor who performed at the nightclub in Beijing. He is the most popular actor in the venue. His name is Zhu Xiaotao, and he is a short and thin man. He said to Gao Junsheng: "That is, crosstalk can chat on stage and off stage. Other art forms are not easy to do. This kind of excitement is unique to them."

Zhang Yunji is a famous sketch actor. He performed in Yi's nightclub with Zhu Xiaotao. He is the most popular actress in it. He looks pretty handsome. She was also surprised to see the scene in front of her: "This person is not bad at this level. He can make the audience excited before he says a few words. This person is amazing."

Gao Junsheng also nodded calmly and said, "Yes, this ability is something that those crosstalk actors on TV do not have."

The thin and thin Zhu Xiaotao also nodded and said, "Yes, this person has a good reputation. These audiences are probably coming for him. This person looks a bit capable."

Gao Junsheng said: "Look, let's talk about it."

He Xiangdong stood on the stage and said to the audience: "You all know what I have been doing during this period?"

"Yes." The audience responded. He Xiangdong had been away for several months, and Zhang Wenhai had also told them for several months.

He Xiangdong was a little surprised and said, "Oh, do you all know about me going to the West to obtain the scriptures?"

"Ah." The audience began to dislike each other again.

Zhang Wenhai said angrily: "What sutra have you taken?"

He Xiangdong said aloud: "Master's Sutra."

I'm going to work next time.

Zhang Wenhai was stunned and asked, "What kind of sutra is this Master's Sutra? Where did you call it?"

He Xiangdong snorted coldly, and the old god said, "This is the ancient classical scripture."

Zhang Wenhai became interested and asked, "Oh, then tell us what's going on."

He Xiangdongdao: "This scripture goes back to the Qin Dynasty."

Zhang Wenhai jumped in fear: "It's so long?"

He Xiangdong said: "Of course, in the late Qin Dynasty, there were endless wars, and more people died, and there were mountains of corpses and blood. The heavens pity the people. On the sun, thunder rolled and dark clouds were covered with dark clouds, and the sky seemed to explode. Boom, and a flash fell, and two fat, oily roujiamo fell from the sky."

The audience was listening seriously and thought it was a myth, but they didn't know that the subsequent ending was so inappropriate.

"What's this mess?" Zhang Wenhai cursed without hesitation. But he was very surprised, especially since he watched the reaction of the audience throughout the whole process.

Although He Xiangdong said only a few words just now, it stirred the audience's emotions several times. First, it aroused everyone's suspense, then depicted a series of mythical real scenes, and finally it was very beautiful. These programs were so natural that they were all done. The size of the game was so wonderful.

"When did this kid's stand-up call become so powerful?" Zhang Wenhai suddenly realized that this was He Xiangdong's stand-up skill. He Xiangdong used to say stand-up call in the garden. He knew his ability very well, but he didn't expect that he hadn't seen him for only three months, and this kid had made so much progress.

"I've seen a ghost." Zhang Wenhai didn't understand, but he could only attribute it to this guy who suddenly got it.

Several of the entertainment industry colleagues sitting in the corner were also laughing, all of which were amused by He Xiangdong. Stand-up comedy is indeed very good at controlling people's emotions and fascinating.

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "If you say it wrong, you are wrong, it's McDonald's, and life is good with KFC."

Zhang Wenhai said speechlessly: "I haven't heard of this mess before, why did you sing it?"

The audience laughed again.

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, okay, seriously, at this time, the scriptures descended from the sky, and the sound of the heavens was subdued, and the souls were saved. This is the Master's Sutra."

Zhang Wenhai knew it and said, "Oh, it turns out that this is for the dead."

He Xiangdong nodded, smiled and said enthusiastically: "Mr. Zhang, come, I will read it to you."

Zhang Wenhai waved his hand quickly and said, "Don't be polite, don't be polite."

He Xiangdong said enthusiastically: "No, no, no, don't be polite, I will read it to you for free."

Zhang Wenhai refused repeatedly: "It's really not necessary, it's really not necessary."

He Xiangdong said: "It's okay, it's really okay, I don't have money. In this way, I will read it to your whole family."

"Go." Zhang Wenhai shouted loudly.

The audience laughed.

Zhang Wenhai scolded angrily: "Is there anyone like you? Good guy, read it to my whole family. My family is dead, right?"

He Xiangdong explained: "I don't mean that."

Zhang Wenhai refused to forgive others and cursed: "What do you mean?"

He Xiangdong's temper also came up: "What do you mean? I just want to perform. Today, if we want to perform this, you must die in your family. You choose one yourself, who will die?"

Zhang Wenhai was stunned.

"Ah" the audience started to cheer.

That Yijiao colleague was also stupid. Damn, can you still play like this? To be continued.
Chapter completed!