Chapter 340: A good fight between monsters and monsters
"Wow" He Xiangdong raised his voice and shouted loudly.
The audience burst into laughter again, and had never seen such a shameless person.
Xue Guo looked at the audience and realized that he seemed to have some truth in front of him. He said awkwardly: "Actually, we are not doing it for money."
It was this sentence again, and the audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.
He Xiangdong replied with a smile: "Yes, this time it's not for money."
The audience was laughing again, this time it was for the two hundred little maids who looked like flowers.
Xue Guo smiled and didn't mind He Xiangdong's words at all. Instead, she said happily: "Look at me, my outfit, I think my life value will be realized when I wear this filial piety uniform."
He Xiangdong was speechless. Even a guy like He Xiangdong who was as quick as a gyroscope could not react. He didn't know what to say. The key was that Xue Guo's shamelessness surprised him too much.
Finally, He Xiangdong gave Xue Guo a thumbs up in admiration. He was sincere this time, and you are really willing to go out.
Xue Guo said flatteringly: "Hey, then when will we go out? I can't wait?"
He Xiangdong asked in surprise: "You can't wait to be your son?"
Xue Guo nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, I'm going to realize my life value."
He Xiangdong collapsed, poked his finger and said to Xue Guo: "Look at your happy look."
Xue Guo didn't care about it, but instead took pride in it.
The audience's response was also quite good. The crosstalk performances they can see these days are very serious. They either praise this or criticize that. When did such a thrilling and fun thing appear on the stage? These people were excited to watch it.
"Oh," He Xiangdong sighed, looked at Xue Guo in disappointment, and said, "I'm afraid I can't take you there."
Xue Guo was stunned, her pupils slowly dilated, and she asked carefully: "Why?"
He Xiangdong frowned and shouted: "Why? Why do you say why? Oh, you will be angry when you say you are angry when you say you are angry when you say you throw away your filial piety clothes. When you go to the United States, you will come here for us. How can I explain to other aunts?"
Xue Guo was anxious and hurriedly explained: "No, don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who turns against you on the spot."
He Xiangdong didn't believe it at all, looked at Xue Guo slantedly and said, "Isn't this kind of person yet? You have done a lot of this kind of thing just now."
Xue Guo's head was so big that he was going crazy when He Xiangdong grabbed the pain in his feet: "No, it was an accident just now. I didn't know that there were those two hundred little maids."
The words "Puff" came out, and the audience burst into laughter again.
He Xiangdong didn't like his trick at all, he just looked at him lightly and sneered: "Haha"
Xue Guo is going crazy. If He Xiangdong still doesn't believe it, then he has so much money and so much little maid will be beaten up. Xue Guo, who was forced to do something, whispered with her neck, "I really can't. You don't know that I love this filial piety clothes. Now I don't feel uncomfortable if I don't wear it for a day. And I'll be like a son for others. You don't know how much I love you. I'm used to being a person. I have experience. If you don't let me be, I'm still anxious to you. The fortune teller said that I'm the grandson and the son's life."
This was said, and the audience was shocked. Xue Guo's shamelessness was so earth-shaking. He Xiangdong's eyes were almost glaring out. You really dare to say it. He Xiangdong felt that he was already the kind of actor who didn't have much scruples on the stage, and he was already quite out of line. Looking at Xue Guo today, he knew that he had completely lost to the man in front of him.
He Xiangdong was silent, forcibly suppressed his collapsed mood, quickly adjusted his mentality, and asked, "What if you don't keep your words?"
Xue Guo swears: "Then let me fight five thunders."
He Xiangdong sneered twice, not believing: "It's no point in saying it. If you come to the scene, you will regret it. None of us can do anything, so today you must give me a reason to believe you."
Xue Guo also said readily: "Okay, you said."
He Xiangdong said loudly: "Today I will come back to the mourning hall ritual at our site. I will invite all the gods and immortals to come back to the funeral of old Beijing. If you are willing to do all the mourning people here, I will believe you and take you to the United States."
"Okay" the audience began to applaud.
Xue Guo gritted her teeth and said, "No problem, but now we are the two of us, how can we do the funeral?"
He Xiangdong sneered twice and said aloud: "Who said that there are only two of us, all kinds of gods, let's show up."
As He Xiangdong shouted loudly, the audience was full of energy. Everyone stared at the appearance door. They were also a little worried. They wouldn't really come to the crowd, right?
Sure enough, a bald monk with a face full of flesh and a cassock appeared in a vigorous step. The monk was quite sluggish, but he showed his appearance when he was on the show.
"Okay" The audience was excited to see that people really came out, and they all tried their best to applaud.
The monk put his hands together and gave a gift to the audience, and stood beside him. He Xiangdong looked a little funny. Da Biao played the vicious crazy monk in the crew, but now he is playing a high-ranking monk.
Immediately afterwards, the Taoist priest came out with a whisk and walked to the front of the stage. The old man was adding a line to himself. He shouted loudly: "Amitabha Buddha, I will give birth to a noble son soon."
The audience laughed and applauded. Who has ever seen such an inappropriate Taoist priest?
He Xiangdong also smiled and shook his head. He had explained to these people before he went on the court. After he went on the court, he would just complete the things he told him. He would do whatever else he wanted. Anyway, he could keep it safe and hold it. Maybe a few golden sentences appeared in these people's mouths would have a better effect.
Xue Guo was a little nervous. He was a little worried that these people would be excited by then and they would be over.
The audience applauded a little, and the lama, who showed half of his chest, also came out. The lama was amused when he saw the Taoist priest having lines. He was not willing to be behind others, but he was stupid and could not speak, but he was unwilling to stand beside him.
The lama was originally a kung fu, and he was also a person who had practiced it. This guy clearly played a Tibetan Buddhist lama, but threw away the magic weapon on his hand, clasped his fists at the audience like a striking gesture, tied his belt tightly, and started to flip back and flip dozens of them in a row.
The audience yelled and screamed, and the audience was all there.
He Xiangdong was stunned.
Xue Guo was also stupid.
Martin was about to appear, but when he saw the scene in front of him, he almost fainted.
It's so messy, it's all the same. This monster fighting method is not to be continued.
Chapter completed!