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Chapter 332 Learning Foreign Languages

A few bags came out, and the atmosphere of the audience was very good, and the response was good, and all the bags that should be heard were heard.

Martin was also very excited to watch it off the stage. He didn't have much hope for these two people, and he had already made all the worst plans and lost money, at least erasing the dissatisfaction in the audience. Now he is losing money, but at least it will not affect future business.

But what he didn't expect was that He Xiangdong and Xue Guo were so powerful. They made the guests laugh in just a few words, and he felt much more at ease. As long as the guests were satisfied, his business could continue.

Some people are happy and some are worried. Zhao Fenghua's face is very bad. He doesn't like He Xiangdong's crosstalk at all. What makes him even more annoyed is that the audience's response is actually pretty good. He is waiting to see the joke. What's going on now?

Zhao Yuan and the others looked at He Xiangdong and Xue Guo a little dazedly. They were all walking together. Although their level was not very good, they could tell the difference. After a few small bags on the stage, they immediately felt that the two people in front of them were not as good as they were, and their eyes became dissatisfied.

Xue Guo cursed on the stage: "Do you have any Liu'er or not? Is there anyone who follows the neighbors?"

He Xiangdong apologized: "I said I'm bald, you can take care of it."

Xue Guo said: "If you say you are bald, you need to change it, just correct it."

He Xiangdong nodded: "Yes, the knowledge in this language is still very profound."

Xue Guo asked, "What are the knowledge?"

He Xiangdong slowly spread the cushion and said, "That's a lot, such as the word "xu" changes words, it's like you, have you eaten, where to go, what are you doing, and what are you playing. These are all."

Xue Guo asked again: "What would happen if there were no these words of virtuality?"

He Xiangdong said: "This is not good."

Xue Guo said, "Then you tell us a few words."

"It's like this." He Xiangdong shouted sternly: "I've eaten, where to go, why do you do it?"

"Wow" Xue Guo screamed in a long voice.

The audience also smiled.

Although this baggage is not too loud, it is a preparation for what to say next. This is to lay the grounding and stabilize it. It must be enough. He Xiangdong: "Is this the trick of language?"

Xue Guo nodded in agreement and said, "Yes, yes, is there anything else?"

He Xiangdongdao: "Yes, of course there are."

Xue Guo became interested: "Oh, then you can give us another one."

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "That's fine, then I'll give you another one and have a daily conversation."

“This is good.”

He Xiangdong pointed to Xue Guo and said to the audience: "For example, Xue Guo walked out of the corridor with pink lights on the street one day."

"Ah" the audience started to cheer.

"Hey, wait a moment." Xue Guo grabbed He Xiangdong and asked, "What am I doing there?"

He Xiangdong asked back, "What do you think, what can you do when you go here?"

The audience showed vulgar smiles.

"No, how could I know how to go?" Xue Guo was embarrassed.

He Xiangdong said disgusted: "It seems like you have never been there. Martin's wife is working there, you don't know."

Xue Guo showed a sudden expression and smiled and said, "Then I go there often."

He Xiangdong was amused.

The audience laughed even more. Martin and the others were so familiar with each other. They were talking on the top of the scene just now, but these two people actually made fun of him.

Martin was also watching it off the stage. He was originally interested in watching it, but now he was stunned when he heard this. He was amused and laughed.

"Haha." The laughter was made by Zhao Yuan, but as soon as he laughed, his uncle Zhao Fenghua came to kill him with cold eyes. He was so scared that he stopped laughing and dared to lower his head and watch secretly.

Seeing that the effect was good, He Xiangdong continued to flip the bags on the stage. No matter what he said, Xue Guo could handle it: "Who, do you do this, Martin know?"

Xue Guo's condition is also at its peak now, and golden sentences are frequently expressed: "Hi, it's okay, my sister-in-law is hospitable."

Well, it turns out that this guy is also a slap in others.

He Xiangdong also said: "If you want to live a decent life, you must bring a little green on your head."

"Hahaha" this conversation came out, and the audience members laughed so hard that they all bent down their waists with laughter.

Now the audience really likes the performances of the two, and the atmosphere is not enough. They were willing to buy tickets to see them before, but in fact they just wanted to meet the stars. They didn’t like Zhao Fenghua or his crosstalk very much.

Nowadays, many viewers think that He Xiangdong's crosstalk is much more fun than Zhao Fenghua's. They don't spend money, and they also drink free tea. They can still see such fun crosstalk, which is a huge advantage.

Martin touched his face and looked at the audience who had a strong reaction. He didn't care about He Xiangdong and Xue Guo making fun of him. What he was thinking now was whether his business would be compensated. If he had known that they were so powerful, why would he still pay for it?

Zhao Fenghua's face became more ugly.

He Xiangdong said seriously: "Don't mess around, let's talk seriously. Xue Guo."

"Why."

"What are you doing?"

"I'm having a walk."

"I'll go to my house to play when I have time."

"Okay."

After the conversation was completed, He Xiangdong said to the audience: "Do you see the rules? My voice should be higher. Because I am the person who asks questions, I should be more enthusiastic. Xue Guo is the one who answers, and his voice should be smaller and he looks modest."

Xue Guo asked, "Can't this be the other way around?"

He Xiangdong: "This is not a joke on the other hand."

Xue Guo said: "Then come here and let us see."

He Xiangdong pressed his voice and said, "Xue Guo."

Xue Guo shouted: "Oh."

The two of them had a conversation again, and Xue Guo's voice was obviously much louder, so the fun came out, and the audience also liked to watch it.

After the conversation, He Xiangdong began to work: "The knowledge in this language is very great. It is not only our Chinese dialect, but also foreign dialect. We are reasonable in Chinese and foreign dialect."

Xue Guo asked, "Oh, that's it."

In fact, the counterpart crosstalk they both wanted to speak in the first session was learning foreign languages. This is also a traditional old joke, but He Xiangdong's change was a bit large, and the modification was more vivid and interesting. He also performed several times in the Xiangwen Club garden, and the results were very good.

To be honest, traditional crosstalk in the true sense is dead, it is no longer appropriate, and it is out of line with modern society. Of course, this does not mean that traditional crosstalk has no value. What He Xiangdong is talking about now is the improved traditional crosstalk, which can be said to be a sublimation of the most primitive traditional crosstalk, making it more suitable for the tastes of current audiences.

He Xiangdongdao: "Now our country is in line with the world, and the country also advocates that we learn more foreign languages, so that we can communicate with foreign friends after learning it."

Xue Guo also nodded: "Yes, this is right."

He Xiangdong continued: "There are many types of foreign languages, including Japanese, French, Spanish, and English. You can learn the best English."

Xue Guo also held it and said, "If you can't talk well, you will get a little bit."

He Xiangdong smiled and said, "Hehe, you are modest. When you look at the British yellow plate, you can directly translate it for us."

"Haha" the audience laughed.

Xue Guo was anxious and waved her hand to explain: "What's the British one, it's obviously the American one." It will not be continued.
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