Chapter 312 Too excited
After saying this, the lights in the audience also lit up, but there was no one left, and He Xiangdong smiled with satisfaction.
He had told the pickup staff before he went on stage that he turned on the lights five minutes after he went on stage, and he was worried that the audience would be exposed before he even went on stage.
This is not a joke. It's too late now and everyone is tired of watching it. He can't guarantee that there are still many audiences who are willing to watch his performance.
As long as there is a quarter of the audience standing up, he will be finished. There will definitely be no one left at the scene. Everyone has a herd mentality. Seeing so many people standing up, others will definitely get up. This is like a plague, and it is getting worse and worse.
He Xiangdong couldn't guarantee that he had the ability to bring them back. The success last time was certainly related to strength, but it was also good luck. He was not absolutely sure. Even if he could succeed in the end, he would definitely waste his energy.
So he simply turned off the lights and saved some effort. Then He Xiangdong gave himself five minutes. If he still couldn't keep the audience within five minutes, then he wouldn't say it, it wouldn't be embarrassing enough.
The lights are bright now, and there is no one left. He Xiangdong is naturally very satisfied, and the lights are not turned off. You can't talk nonsense with your eyes closed when speaking crosstalk. The actor must say to the audience and receive feedback from the audience.
Many of the sizes of the festivals are handled on the spot, so crosstalk cannot be separated from the audience. Including if you want to record audio and video, no crosstalk actor left the audience and said it hard. If there is no audience, he is not talking about crosstalk, but memorizing the words of crosstalk.
Including live broadcasts, TV stations also have live broadcast programs. The reason is that even live broadcasts cannot be without audiences. For example, there are very popular broadcasts in later generations, which are very popular and have many people watched them, but is there any crosstalk actor who performs crosstalk on the broadcast?
If there is no, if there is one, it must be a non-professional actor. Crosstalk performances are inseparable from the feedback from the audience. He must look at the audience face to face, look at the audience's expressions, and listen to the audience's laughter to adjust his performance.
When broadcasting, these crosstalks cannot be held with a mobile phone, and then said to the audience: "If you think it's funny, just comment 666." Then you will look at the screen full of 666 and say crosstalk.
This is ridiculous, and it is not face to face. The messages you receive are definitely inaccurate and cannot perceive the audience's real feedback status. It is difficult to catch the size and festival.
So He Xiangdong asked them to turn on the lights and he wanted to see the reactions of all the audiences.
He Xiangdong stood up and said to the microphone: "The last program today is mine. When I go on stage, I will introduce myself first. My name is He Xiangdong. I am a very ordinary young crosstalk actor."
"Okay" audience has already recognized He Xiangdong. Even a very simple self-introduction can attract applause.
He Xiangdong smiled and continued, "The next program to perform for everyone is stand-up crosstalk, which is what I personally say. There are many kinds of stand-up crosstalk, some telling jokes, some telling stories, and some telling stories. Today I am here in Baiyin. I also want to perform for everyone the program we don't usually perform, and to perform stand-up crosstalk for everyone, and the name is Zhang Guangtai home."
"good"
When the audience applause weakened slightly, He Xiangdong's eyes were fixed and he recited the final poem: "It is difficult to be moral and mysterious, and it is not necessary to talk to the soulmate. If you talk to me for a few words, it is useless to talk to me for me for a while."
He Xiangdong opened his mouth as if there was a strange magic. The audience settled down in an instant, and everyone was staring at him and chanting poems.
He Xiangdong is chanting faster and faster, and his tongue is brighter and his lotus is full of philosophical significance. Now He Xiangdong is chanting with a bit of mystery.
The awakening wood sounded, and the whole audience was quiet.
Determined speech.
After the final poem of "good" ended, the audience applauded warmly.
Now there are no final poems on the stage, and the top poems in storytelling do not appear much frequently. Besides, no one listens to storytelling now, and TV is popular. Who can still listen to that thing?
Now that I suddenly heard He Xiangdonglai's finale poem, the audience felt it was very fresh, applauded and some people shouted: "I'll do you like again."
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I'll do you want to do it again?"
"Yes." The lower one shouted in unison.
"No," it was a slap in Xingmu again, and He Xiangdong stopped shouting.
"Ah" The audience immediately started to cheer, and the atmosphere of communication between the audience and the audience was very good.
He Xiangdong smiled: "Don't make a fuss, we have to charge for a fuss, we have to charge for a fuss."
The sound of "典" below is even louder.
He Xiangdong said: "If you don't make a fuss, I'll give you money."
"Okay" started to applaud again.
He Xiangdong raised his head and laughed: "Do you all believe this?"
There is no gap between the stage and the stage. It really doesn’t seem like you are talking about crosstalk, but it seems like everyone is having fun.
Mr. Hou was nodding secretly when he watched it. He Xiangdong’s crosstalk was already very good, but what’s even more commendable is that his exchange with the audience was so smooth and it was really easy to make a movie. Taiyuaner is so good.
He Xiangdong continued to say: "The story I want to tell today is a passage from the eight traditional stand-up crosstalk, called Zhang Guangtai's home. When was the time? During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, it was located in a place called Hexiwu in Wuqing County between Beijing and Tianjin. The beginning of this story is to start with a brothel."
"Huh?" Yi heard this, and the audience was full of energy.
He Xiangdong said to the audience disliked him: "Why do I say that the brothel is full of green light in your eyes?"
"Hahaha" the audience was laughing.
He Xiangdong was also excited and shouted: "Don't laugh, you will definitely be there."
"Xu" these people started to make excitement again.
Master Hou frowned and said he would curse a few times. Why didn’t he say this? What he feared most was that He Xiangdong would be excited and ignored anything when he got excited.
After thinking about it, Master Hou San stood up and looked at He Xiangdong.
Because Mr. Hou was sitting in the row, he stood up and saw He Xiangdong. Looking at Mr. Hou glaring at him, He Xiangdong was just clever at that time.
He was a little too excited, and he really forgot about that. He Xiangdong wouldn't care so much when he went on stage. What he was most concerned about was the performance effect. As for the curse, he seemed a bit extravagant to him, but in order to avoid the trouble that might come, he had to say it. To be continued.
Chapter completed!