"What does it mean to die and live? It's just a friendship." Xue Guo asked again.

He Xiangdong asked back, "You don't understand this?"

Xue Guo shook her head: "I don't understand."

He Xiangdong said: "Okay, I will explain it to you. The so-called death and life are friendships, well, for example, if you go to a small coal mine to dig coal, and then the coal mine collapses, you will be crushed to death."

"Ah? I'm crushed to death? Why did I die?" Xue Guo was unhappy.

He Xiangdong Hengjin also came up: "Nonsense, I explained it to you. If you don't die, will I die?"

Xue Guo said: "Hey, you're here."

Before he finished speaking, He Xiangdong interrupted him again: "Stop talking nonsense, do you still want to listen?"

Xue Guo quickly said, "I want to hear it."

He Xiangdong said: "If you want to hear it, you will die."

"What's this?" Xue Guo was almost collapsed, and in the end she could only say helplessly: "Okay, I'll die, I'll die."

He Xiangdong finally smiled on his arrogant face and said happily: "You are dead, you are crushed to death."

"Yes." Xue Guo said with displeasure in her heart.

Who knew that He Xiangdong was even happier after hearing this and continued: "You are dead, you are crushed to death by the coal mine."

"Um."

"Haha, you're dead, you're scared to death by the coal mine." He Xiangdong said this again excitedly.

"It's not over." Xue Guo yelled and pushed He Xiangdong to the side.

He Xiangdong laughed a few times, and everyone next to him laughed.

He Xiangdong walked back silently, stood up straight, smiled and said, "Stop making trouble, talk about serious matters."

Xue Guo said seriously: "You should have talked about serious business long ago."

He Xiangdong said: "You were crushed to death by the coal mine, and then there were orphans and widows left in your family, and no one helped you to compensate. I am your good friend, I am still alive, I have to help you with this."

Xue Guo said: "This is what it should be."

He Xiangdong continued: "I can go up to your coal mine. I will find your boss and argue with him. This person has died on your coal mine. You can't ignore this. You have to pay any compensation."

Xue Guoying said: "Yes, I must accompany you."

He Xiangdongdao: "After my multiple rounds of negotiations, your boss agreed to pay the money and finally gave yi74 yuan."

Xue Guo frowned and asked, "How come there are zero or even some?"

He Xiangdong explained: "Hey, aren't you yi74 jin?"

Xue Guo immediately understood and exclaimed: "Oh, it's yi yuan, it's a kilogram, how about the price of eggplant?"

He Xiangdong waved his hand, frowned, and blamed Xue Guo: "What do you mean? What does it mean to be priced with eggplant? If you buy more than 100 kilograms of eggplant, they will wipe out some of it. You didn't even apply this amount. You are much more expensive than eggplant."

When Xue Guo heard He Xiangdong's argument, he was stunned and murmured to speak.

He Xiangdong smiled and continued and said, "I will take your 74 yuan of life money to your house. Your orphans and widows at home have to rely on your slaughter money to live."

Xue Guo said speechlessly: "Just over a hundred kilograms of eggplant, how can you live a life?"

He Xiangdong said emotionally: "I am careful on the road, for fear of robbers and thieves on the road, so I stole all my 100 yuan. This is only about 100 yuan for them, but for me this is your life."

Xue Guo didn't take this set at all, waved her hand and said, "If you don't have this set, you can only pay for a hundred yuan."

He Xiangdong retorted: "Your life-salary money is what you exchanged for. This is called giving goose feathers for thousands of miles. Gifts are light and affection is heavy."

Xue Guo shouted: "What a mess."

This little bag rang again, and the response on the scene was good.

He Xiangdong continued to say, "I'll go back to your house and hand over your 74 yuan to your wife. When my sister-in-law saw the money in her hand, she burst into tears. I couldn't even persuade her."

Xue Guo responded: "This is deep feelings."

He Xiangdong made a false support action, and helped the person up with his hand, and put his other hand on the chest to make him feel happy: "Come on, sister-in-law, you are so happy, you must not be sad."

"Huh?" Seeing this action, Xue Guo was stunned. The audience understood it first. Everyone's eyes were very wide, and they immediately burst into laughter and applauded.

Xue Guo reacted at this time, raised her voice, roared, and opened He Xiangdong's hand: "Where are you going to be so comfortable here? Is there anyone like you?"

Seeing Xue Guo's reaction, the audience even laughed.

He Xiangdong then realized it, so he quickly moved back two people and smiled awkwardly: "I've made a mistake, I'm used to it."

Xue Guo cursed: "What are you used to?"

The audience laughed again, and the audience never stopped laughing from just now. The technique in crosstalk is called "sky", which is usually the skill of supporting actors. When some of the burden comes out, the supporting actors cannot be followed immediately.

He must be "late" for a while so that the audience can understand it first, and then quickly express the audience's psychological reactions so that the effect can be achieved.

This is a skill. Of course, you don’t have to be "late" for a while before holding all the burdens. Some of them need to be followed immediately. There is a difference here.

He Xiangdong continued to say, "Then my sister-in-law took the money and cried, and she couldn't stop crying. After more than ten seconds, she finally stopped crying."

"Hmm? For more than ten seconds? I can't stop this?"

"Ann." He Xiangdong said: "The sister-in-law then put the money down, and went to the cellar at home and took a few kilograms of eggplant out."

Xue Guo asked in confusion: "Why do you take eggplant?"

He Xiangdong used the woman's figure and looked delicate and unbearable: "Big brother, you send these pounds of eggplant to the coal mine boss. We are all kind people. Just apply this fraction."

Xue Guo was completely stunned this time: "Is this still selling eggplant?"

He Xiangdong was still comforting him: "A kind person, kind person, your family is a kind person."

The two of them were very good at making the bags, and the audience responded very well. In fact, He Xiangdong decided to ask his wife to offer his son temporarily. These bags were also made by him on the spot, including the explanation of these three old sayings. The old book in the past was not like this, and this was changed by He Xiangdong.

The so-called big framework of traditional crosstalk means that the development of crosstalk remains unchanged, and the overall routine remains unchanged, but the contents here can fill in other things.

Traditional crosstalk is outdated, but what is outdated is only content, not framework. These two people fill the crosstalk content into more modern things, and how good the on-site response is. To be continued.
Chapter completed!