Chapter 253 Entrusting his wife to offer his son
The partner of He Xiangdong and Xue Guo is actually very knowledgeable. Both of them have very solid basic skills and are naturally tacit understanding. They always only talk about how to get into the job and what they are. Not bad, they just want to leave a few burdens that may be difficult to understand, and they don’t care about the others.
There are very few crosstalk actors in the crosstalk world. Unless it has been said several times, other people who want to play must pay a lot of money to the past, and some even have words to the past. The group also requires rehearsal before going on stage. This is a regulation. Each program must be rehearsed several times, and no one dares to do this.
These two people are really confident in their strength.
The crosstalk performance continued, and He Xiangdong was still blaming Xue Guo: "Look at how many troubles you are, you will be confused all day long."
Xue Guoyi pointed to herself: "Me?"
He Xiangdong pointed at Xue Guo with his finger and said, "It's not you, I know that I doubt the relationship between me and my sister-in-law, you, you."
Xue Guo was almost speechless: "It's my fault."
He Xiangdong said with a grudge against Tiechenggang: "Tell me what the relationship between us is, ah, we have grown up since we were young, and we have also started working in the art troupe when we grew up. How can you think like this after so many years of friendship?"
Xue Guo was so embarrassed that she couldn't speak.
He Xiangdong continued to say: "I still remember when I was young, we were bullied by a group of older children. Oh, that one was beaten, tsk, I still remember the pain."
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He Xiangdong said: "Later, those people were unethical and refused to let us go. They pointed to the piles on the ground and said that they could eat this thing and leave. You just lay on the ground without saying a word."
He Xiangdong raised his head, pointed his hand, and then gave a thumbs up, making a look of admiration.
Xue Guo shouted in surprise: "Have you eaten?"
He Xiangdong shook his head and said, "It's not stopping yet. You said something after you finished eating."
Xue Guo asked, "What did you say?"
He Xiangdong shouted: "Come again."
"Ah? I haven't had enough food?"
The audience was laughing loudly and the response was very enthusiastic.
He Xiangdong gave him a thumbs up and said, "You are this."
Xue Guo patted his hand off and said, "Don't do this, oh, I'm going, why are you going?"
He Xiangdong said with confidence: "Isn't it that they said they would finish the cake before letting us go? I have no choice."
Xue Guo sneered a few times: "It's me, are you eating cake?"
He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I am talking about our friendship. We are definitely good friends. According to the ancients, this is called noble and lowly. Friendship is met; death is a life, friendship is met. When we pass through the house, the wife does not avoid it. This is a friendship that entrusts his wife to offer his children."
Ding Jinyang suddenly turned around and looked at the stage in surprise.
Guo Yunchong grew up with his mouth in surprise.
Ask your wife to offer your child.
Ask your wife to offer your child?
It turned out to be a wife and a child!
How many years have you been saying this show, these two people dare to talk about it here?
Ding Jinyang and Guo Yunchong had not shown this crosstalk before, because He Xiangdong and Xue Guo changed their previous quiz.
The traditional way of asking a wife to give her a child is to make a supporting role. When asked where the supporting role lives, I went deeper into it step by step, from which district, alley, house, room, and bed, and finally took advantage of the supporting role, saying that I got up and slept with the supporting role's wife.
The traditional way of asking your wife to give your child is like this, and then you get into the work with your friends. He Xiangdong changed the way of saying this, but the general meaning and routine have not changed, and the way of getting into the work is also the same.
Ding Jinyang and Guo Yunchong did not realize that they were talking about this until He Xiangdong started working.
He Xiangdong decided to tell Xue Guo that he would ask his wife to give his son after lunch. The program they prepared before was also ready-made jokes arranged in the group before.
As soon as he got into work, Xue Guo was much more relaxed. In fact, he was under great pressure to catch He Xiangdong's on-site jokes and casually banter. After all, he couldn't let the bag fall to the ground. Now that he got into work, the big framework will basically not change, and he had a lot of confidence in his heart.
He asked, "What does this sentence mean? What does it mean to be noble and cheap? Friendship appears?"
He Xiangdong asked back: "Don't you know?"
Xue Guo shook her head: "I don't know."
He Xiangdong said: "Then I will explain to you, it's expensive and cheap. Just give an example. For example, I'm very poor and my family is very poor. I'm so poor that I can't do anything. In the middle of winter, I'm more than 30 degrees below zero, and even the dogs don't dare to come out. The cement on the ground is so frozen that it cracks."
"It's so cold."
"Yes, it's cold and cold. I'm standing on the street, and I don't have clothes on my body. I wear a fertilizer bag on my upper body and a shoelace on my lower body."
Xue Guo asked in confusion: "Shoelaces? Where are you tied here?"
He Xiangdong said vaguely: "It's the easiest way to heat up the heat."
"Hoho" Xue Guo smiled a few times.
The audience also laughed obscenely, and there were also several female employees, all middle-aged women, so they were not at all taboo, so they looked under the crotch of the east.
After a pause, Xue Guo said, "It's so miserable? Then what are you doing on the road in the middle of winter?"
He Xiangdong said: "Looking for food, there is no food at home, and my wife and children are hungry at home."
Xue Guo said: "Oh, it's so miserable, why don't they come out?"
He Xiangdong said with a bitter face: "There is no way. There is no clothes at home. I have this condom on my body. Whoever goes out will wear it."
"Ah? You only have a piece of fertilizer bag and a shoelace?"
He Xiangdong said: "Yes, this is a waste of time. Come out and find something to eat."
Xue Guo asked again: "Would you look for it?"
He Xiangdong shook his head and sighed, "No, it's cold and the coffin shop is not open, so where can I eat."
"What should I do?"
He Xiangdong said: "There is no way, I can only go to the garbage room and go through the garbage."
Xue Guo's face wrinkled: "Ha, it's not dirty."
He Xiangdong was almost crying: "There is no way. There is no edible garbage in the garbage room. That is, we are in Inner Mongolia, and there is cow dung here in the garbage room."
"Ah? Do you want to eat cow dung?"
He Xiangdong said: "There is nothing to do. It's impossible to starve to death, but there are also good faces."
"What?"
He Xiangdong said: "There are cow dung, so there is no need to worry about this winter."
"Ouch." Xue Guo clapped her hands and kicked her legs, with awkward expressions on her face. He was almost disgusted to death."
The people in the Hara Station were laughing. This was the way to catch the jokes on the spot. The point that the audience was most interested in was saying that the effect of cow dung must be better than other ones. Inner Mongolians use cow dung as fuel. To be continued.
Chapter completed!