Chapter two hundred and thirtieth fight
After He Xiangdong and Xue Guo finished speaking, they stood on both sides with a smile. The audience also heard applause. There were also people in charge when recording the program. He waved his hand and the audience quickly started to applause. There were also special parts to record applause, and then edited them into the program.
However, this little piece between He Xiangdong and Xue Guo was indeed recognized by the audience, and the applause and laughter were very real.
Crosstalk is like this, and you must explain the things you laid out before thoroughly. Finally, you will be effective after turning over the burden. So you can't panic or be rushing. If your mouth is like a machine gun, it's over. Before the audience can react to what you are talking about, you start turning over the burden. Can you laugh?
After the two of them finished speaking, Mr. Hou San pulled He Xiangdong down to guide him. He said to He Xiangdong: "You are having a problem with your crosstalk."
He Xiangdong was a little puzzled and asked, "What's the question? Teach me."
Mr. Hou San accused: "Why are your voice so small on the stage? You are not as loud as the supporting actor. How can this be done?"
He Xiangdong suddenly realized: "Oh, I have to be louder than him?"
Mr. Hou San said for granted: "Yes, you are the funny guy, you are the protagonist on the stage, he is the supporting guy, he is a supporting guy, he has to hold you, how can your voice be smaller than him?"
He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Oh, then my voice must be suppressed by him."
Mr. Hou San continued, "Also, you have a problem with speaking. You are speaking too slowly, especially because there is too much space left between the two sentences, he can even intervene. This is not possible."
He Xiangdong seemed to have opened a new door: "Oh, I'll just say it later, don't let him get in."
Master Hou San showed a sensible smile: "That's right."
The audience was laughing, it was so bad.
On the other hand, Mr. Shi was also teaching Xue Guo: "Guoer, there is something wrong with your crosstalk."
Xue Guo also asked, "Master, what's the problem with my crosstalk?"
Mr. Shi said: "We are supporting actors. The old saying goes, three points are funny and seven points are praised. We have to occupy seven points. You should perform more on stage. Look at how many words you said."
Xue Guo said: "But I only have a few words."
Mr. Shi said: "This is not possible. You have to talk more and rob the conversation."
Xue Guo said in surprise: "I want to steal his words."
Mr. Shi clapped his hands and said, "Yes, and your voice is louder than him, so you have to suppress him and speak. Do you understand?"
Xue Guo nodded immediately and replied, "I understand."
The two bad old men finally finished teaching the students and looked at each other with friendly smiles.
Mr. Hou San asked with a smile: "Have you finished teaching?"
Mr. Shi also smiled and said, "I've finished teaching."
Mr. Hou San said, "That's true, can we let them let them come back again?"
Mr. Shi said: "Okay."
He Xiangdong and Xue Guo stood in the center of the stage again, and this time both of them were guided by famous teachers.
He Xiangdong first smiled and said to the audience: "Let's just tell you a crosstalk, let's introduce yourself first, my name is He."
Xue Guo suddenly interrupted and shouted: "My name is Xue Guo."
He Xiangdong looked at him in shock, and was not willing to be outdone. He immediately snatched the words: "This crosstalk is a priority for four doors."
"Talking and learning to sing." Xue Guo snatched the words again.
He Xiangdong was anxious and quickly covered Xue Guo's mouth with his hand. Xue Guo was desperately trying to break He Xiangdong's hand, and the stage was very lively.
He Xiangdong: "This is not simple to say, he asked."
Xue Guo: "Learning is even more difficult."
He Xiangdong covered Xue Guo's mouth and shouted, "Shut up."
Xue Guo refused to admit defeat: "I won't shut up."
He Xiangdong turned around and wanted to pinch Xue Guo's neck: "Shut up, I won't let you talk."
"I'm going to say it."
He Xiangdong rushed towards Xue Guo in anger, and the two of them immediately fought. They were both majestic and big guys, and they fought very spectacularly.
"Wow" The audience suddenly became ignited, and everyone was shouting ok. It was the first time they saw crosstalk and started fighting halfway through the middle of the fight, and they suddenly felt very novel.
"oops"
Mr. Hou San and Mr. Shi quickly went over to persuade him to fight. They finally pulled the two of them away. The two of them were not convinced and fluttered in the old man's arms.
Master Hou San hugged He Xiangdong's waist, but he couldn't hold it.
He Xiangdong was still roaring with his teeth and claws: "You dare to fight with me, don't you know I'm so arrogant? If I get anxious, you will even beat me myself."
Xue Guo was not convinced and shouted, "You can try it."
As soon as he finished speaking, He Xiangdong decisively gave himself a mouth.
"Bang."
The audience was all stupid, and there were still some real fights.
Mr. Hou San and Mr. Shi were also stunned. There was no such section in the book. Do you have any of them now?
"Okay" the audience shouted excitedly.
After finally calming down the two of them, Mr. Hou San also accused them: "Look at what you said in this crosstalk, why did the fight start?"
Mr. Shi: "Yes, why are you doing this?"
Master Hou San said, "You two see what we said."
After hearing this, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo stood beside him. Master Hou San and Mr. Shi stood in the center of the stage, and the audience's applause suddenly rang out.
Mr. Hou said: "Hello everyone, we are here to tell everyone a crosstalk."
Mr. Shi also said: "That's right."
Mr. Hou said: "There are some of this crosstalk that are said by individuals, some of them, and several others talk about it. What two of us say is called counter-mouth crosstalk."
Mr. Shi praised him and said, "Yes, that's right."
The two of them said that they were very good in combination, the rhythm was also very good, and the audience also listened to them quite interestingly.
Mr. Hou San continued: "There are all funny people in the crosstalk, and there are also supporting people. I am the funny guy."
Mr. Shi said: "I am the supporting actor."
Mr. Hou San said: "The funny guy is the protagonist on this stage, and it is Honghua."
Mr. Shi doesn't like to listen: "You're red flowers, you say that three-pointers are funny and seven-pointers are praised, I'm seven-pointers, I'm red flowers."
Master Hou San was angry: "Shut up, you are the green leaves, I am the red flower."
Mr. Shi refused to admit defeat: "I am a red flower, you are a green leaf."
"Call me, right?" Mr. Hou San was also angry and rushed towards Mr. Shi, and the two of them started fighting at that time.
The audience jumped up in shock. What a serious artist. They have been together for about 40 years. The first thing they saw were fighting on the stage. Although everyone knew it was fake, they still couldn't suppress their surprise and excitement.
Even the camera brother carrying the camera was shocked and the camera swayed violently.
"Master"
"Uncle Master"
He Xiangdong and Xue Guo quickly ran over and pulled the two away. He Xiangdong quickly pulled Hou Sanye and advised: "Don't calm down, don't be as good as they are."
Xue Guo was advising Mr. Shi: "Master, don't be angry, it's not good to fight outside."
Seeing that Mr. Hou was angry, He Xiangdong didn't plan to do anything else. He took two steps forward and pointed at Xue Guo and scolded: "It's just your fault, aren't you and the others able to fight?"
Xue Guo was not happy anymore, walked to the opposite side of He Xiangdong, stared at her eyes and said, "What does it have to do with me?"
He Xiangdongyi grabbed Xue Guo's collar and said, "You don't agree, right?"
"What if I don't agree?"
He Xiangdong rushed up again, and the two started fighting again. To be continued.
Chapter completed!