"The scene was smashed and hung up again." Almost in the flash, He Xiangdong made a crazy decision.

He Xiangdong said: "Do you think I really don't know what this couplet is? My couplet is called rain hitting the beach and pits."

"Good right, good couplet." Fang Wenqi's eyes narrowed slightly. Why did his apprentice suddenly say the correct second couplet? What exactly did he do?

Huang Hua also looked at him suddenly, his eyes were wide open, what was this child doing?

He Xiangdong smiled slightly: "If you want to talk about this knowledge, you must be yours. You are in the Writers Association."

"It's really true." Although Fang Wenqi didn't know what He Xiangdong wanted to do, she still held it.

He Xiangdong said again: "Last month, you received a letter from the Writers Association asking you to attend a meeting. Is this happening?"

Fang Wenqi said: "Yes, our Writers Association often holds meetings."

He Xiangdong picked up the handkerchief on the table, opened it, and wrote a letter, saying, "Please go to our company for a meeting next Sunday, please be sure to wear a tie."

Fang Wenqi said: "You have to wear a tie for this formal occasion."

"Yes, then you went there with a tie, and they were tied beautifully. Go there and see, oh, they are still wearing shirts and pants, oh." As he said that, He Xiangdong covered his face with his hands and lay on the table with regret.

Fang Wenqi was shocked: "Wow, I went naked."

The audience laughed too.

He Xiangdong felt relieved, his baggage rang, and he continued, "This is not the case, everyone on the street was crazy, wow, this old bird."

Fang Wenqi quickly stopped him and cursed angrily: "Go and go, what are you talking about nonsense, what birds are you talking about?"

"Wish" the audience started to cheer, and the atmosphere became warmer.

"Hehe." He Xiangdong smiled and said, "I went to the Writers Association for a meeting. The accommodation was arranged by the organizer. I stayed in a hotel, and I had a room with a single family."

"Hey, yes, we are treated well." Fang Wenqi continued to hold it.

He Xiangdong looked at the audience and said, "Everyone, you may not know. Although my master is a writer, he is also a rural person and has never stayed in a hotel."

Fang Wenqi said: "This is the first time I live."

He Xiangdong said: "The waiter took my master to the room and closed the door and went out. As the saying goes, there are three urgent needs for people. In a short while, my master's stomach hurts and he has to go to the cottage."

"I have a stomachache, so there's nothing I can do."

He Xiangdong looked at the boss and said, "That boss is very knowledgeable. He must have known that he has stayed in a big hotel. There is a cottage in the hotel room."

The boss also smiled and nodded.

He Xiangdong continued, "But my master doesn't know. He plans to go out to find a cottage, but he won't open the door of this hotel. It's closed. What should I do? Oh, my stomach hurts again."

Fang Wenqi was also puzzled and asked, "Yes, what's wrong."

He Xiangdong clapped his hands and said, "My master came up with a good idea."

"What a good way."

"Pull it in your pants." He Xiangdong's face was slutty.

The audience burst into laughter.

Fang Wenqi quickly stopped him: "I haven't heard of it before, is it better to pull in my pants?"

He Xiangdong said naturally: "You can tie your trouser legs so that you won't fall out."

"Wow" Fang Wenqi jumped in fear.

The audience laughed so hard that they were applauding.

Seeing that the scene was so enthusiastic, He Xiangdong let it go even more and said, "My master is hesitating, and he saw another newspaper in the corner of the wall."

"There is a way." Fang Wenqi said firmly.

He Xiangdong said, "You can use it to wipe your butt later."

"Go and go, I'm just thinking about blindness and come up with this good idea." Fang Wenqi cursed.

The audience was so happy that the shiny boss was even more smiling.

He Xiangdong also smiled and said, "No kidding, in the end, my master thought of a good trick, pulling it into the newspaper, wow, hold it five or six kilograms, all kinds of shapes, candied haws, big buns, and pancakes, and big fruits that grow from a ruler."

Seeing that He Xiangdong was getting less and less sensible, Fang Wenqi quickly stopped him: "Okay, okay, you can rest for a while, is it disgusting? How can you let others eat later?"

The food vendors next to them also turned dark, and this was a thrilling misfortune.

He Xiangdong touched his stomach and said with a relaxed face: "Oh, it's so comfortable, so comfortable. Just when my master was feeling comfortable, the door was knocked and the waiter came."

“Here you come to provide the service.”

He Xiangdong was anxious and said, "What should I do? What should I do? This pile of things is still here. If someone sees me, where will I put my old face?"

"Yes, this cannot be seen."

"What should I do? What should I do? Oh, I have an idea." He Xiangdong looked at the ground seriously, as if there was really a lump there, and then suddenly shouted: "Scared."

Fang Wenqi was frightened by He Xiangdong and hurriedly said, "Why are you scaring it? Can it still be scared away by you?"

The audience was laughing so hard that they were applauding.

He Xiangdong became anxious again: "What should I do? What should I do? Oh, I can't see me, I can't see me." He Xiangdong covered his eyes.

Fang Wenqi said: "What's the use of covering your own eyes?"

He Xiangdong let go again and said, "What should I do? The knock on the door is getting faster and faster. I see that people will have to come in immediately."

"Yes, what should I do?"

He Xiangdong squatted on the ground, picked up something with both hands, and showed an extremely complicated expression on his face, grief, anger, disgust, helpless, and looked at death as if he was home.

The audience also had some matches and shouted: "Eat, eat, eat it."

He Xiangdong was stunned, looked at the audience's face and was surprised, then turned to Fang Wenqi and said, "Master, look at them, it's so disgusting."

"Haha" the audience laughed.

Fang Wenqi also laughed and said, "Then you have to think of a trick right away."

He Xiangdong looked at the pile in his hand again, closed his eyes, and didn't know what he was muttering. He suddenly threw it to the side with his hand and shouted: "Go away."

"It's been stuck on the wall." Fang Wenqi exclaimed.

He Xiangdong nodded with a smile and said, "Then throw the newspaper into the trash can."

Fang Wenqi interrupted him and said, "You can wait a moment, there is a trash can?"

He Xiangdong was stunned, his face was dazed, and finally he said: "And."

Fang Wenqi said: "Then why am I still sticking to the wall? I am also stupid enough."

He Xiangdong said: "Are you anxious at that time? The waiter who knocked on the door for a long time opened the door with the key and came in. He said, "Oh, sir, I thought you were gone, so I opened the door. How can we?"

He Xiangdong stared at the side, his eyes getting bigger and bigger.

Fang Wenqi said: "You don't want to do this, what are you looking at?"

He Xiangdong said: "I saw it, and the waiter saw it. If you want to say that my master is smart, I will immediately take out ten yuan from my pocket and give it to the waiter, so that I can't tell you about this."

"Yes, I have to pay someone a hush money."

He Xiangdong said: "But the waiter doesn't want it. He even took out 20 yuan to give it to my master and said I'll give you 20 yuan. You can demonstrate to me how you pulled it up again. This is simply a miracle in the world."

Fang Wenqi pushed He Xiangdong, and said with disgust: "Go away, what a miracle, don't talk nonsense."

He Xiangdong also looked at Fang Wenqi and secretly whined, meaning that he could get into the job. Because all these words were caused by He Xiangdong, which was different from what he learned before, so the two of them did not discuss how to get into the job.
Chapter completed!