Seeing that the effect was good, He Xiangdong continued to say: "Men Liu'er sang for everyone. What I want to talk about next is the final poem. The final poem is usually used in stand-up crosstalk, saying a final poem, falling down to wake up the wood, suppressing speech, it's easy for me to open a book."

"This is awake wood." He Xiangdong picked up a small cotton bag from the table, took out a small piece of awake wood from it, raised it to signal to the audience, and said, "This awake wood was used by Mr. Shuanghouping and has been passed down for several generations. This is a cultural relic." For this performance, he took out all the treasures.

Zhang Wenhai also praised: "This is so precious."

He Xiangdong also nodded and said, "Yes, this awakening wood may not be anything to outsiders, nor is it a precious wood, but in the eyes of us storytellers, this is a real treasure. If I throw it out, they can even snatch it and beat it up.

Zhang Wenhai exclaimed: "Ho, it's so awesome."

"That's right." He Xiangdong put down Xingmu and said to the audience: "The final poem in our crosstalk is not a serious five-character and seven-character poem, but a kind of with a little baggage. I'll let you hear it first."

"Five and noble spring dreams, fame and fame are floating clouds. A clear mind and few desires escape from the mortal world, and happiness is the duty of happiness. Cut 4 taels of cake, cut 2 pieces of cake, cut 2 pieces of cake, cut 2 pieces of cake, and cut 2 pieces of cake, and cut 4 pieces of cake to the whole cake."

Zhang Wenhai praised him in time: "This is the most reasonable poem I have ever heard."

The audience couldn't help laughing. In a strict sense, this crosstalk is not a funny joke. It focuses more on popular science and more importantly, showing the actors' basic skills. Why do crosstalk actors basically do not talk about twelve subjects now? The reason is that few people have learned it all, and they can't even know half of them, so why are you embarrassed to say it out?

He Xiangdong continued: "We crosstalk actors also require that we can speak stand-up crosstalk, personal performances, long stories, and correct words, and funny and supportive characters, and even group words."

Zhang Wenhai helped He Xiangdong explain: "There are only four subjects in this."

He Xiangdong also nodded and said, "Yes, this is what is said to be inclusive in Xuediao. Don't look at what I said simply, just say that there are not many of the four sects in it."

Zhang Wenhai also said: "The basic skills are not solid."

He Xiangdong smiled and pointed at Zhang Wenhai and said, "Your words are easy to offend people."

Zhang Wenhai also smiled: "You picked it up."

He Xiangdong raised his head and smiled, but was not afraid of it. He continued to introduce to the audience: "What are the singing in "Studying"? This refers to singing Taiping lyrics and singing Sulaibao. The singing of our own sect in crosstalk is the lyrics of Taiping. The lyrics of Taiping are also derived from the falling lotus flowers of the Ten Buyi Lotus, and later became the singing of our own sect that we must know when speaking crosstalk."

He Xiangdong said to the audience: "You all remember that the singing in crosstalk refers to the lyrics of Taiping, other singing, singing a song, singing a play, all of them are considered learning, we call learning singing."

The audience heard it fresh, but it was the first time someone said that other crosstalk actors all included a lot of rap, singing, singing opera, and singing songs. This statement is not the same.

The audience was wondering, those reporters were excited, it would be great if they didn't do it. What a good selling point. It's already very late now. The reporters didn't leave, all of them were red and excited, and they were recording, and they didn't dare to blink.

He Xiangdong was in very good condition on the stage. He took out a black boiled jade from another cotton bag on the table and picked it up to introduce to the audience: "This is called Yuzi, which is used to sing Taiping lyrics. It is two small bamboo boards. Put it in your hand and beat it. There are two and a half pieces. I have two pieces in my hand. This is also a cultural relic, and it has been used by Mr. Chang Lian'an."

This jade boy was passed on to He Xiangdong by Fang Wenqi. When He Xiangdong was Yiman, Fang Wenqi passed on this jade boy to him. He Xiangdong put the jade boy in his hand and flexibly called the flower dots.

"Okay" the audience applauded, and the flower spots were very attractive. The main purpose of playing flower spots was to show the actor's skills.

He Xiangdong paused and continued, "The lyrics of this peace are short and long, and there are hundreds of sentences. I'll sing a one-shot for you. I'll tell you all three versions."

"You wait a moment." Zhang Wenhai stopped He Xiangdong and complained: "It's dawn after you finish singing, so you can't come."

He Xiangdong was also very kind: "Then I'll be short."

"Short row."

He Xiangdong rolled up his sleeves, pressed his stomp, said casually and said freely: "Zhao Qiansun Li Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, my small section is so long."

After singing, the board is dropped.

Zhang Wenhai stared at the eyes and said, "This is not enough to share money."

He Xiangdong even blamed Zhang Wenhai: "You said you want to be short."

"Hey, it's my fault."

He Xiangdong did not continue to get entangled because their program had time limits, so he gave twelve minutes, and there was no time to say a lot. This performance made He Xiangdong feel uncomfortable, a little restricted, and also greatly restricted the effect of crosstalk.

He continued: "There is also the singing of Silaibao. Silaibao was sung by beggars in the past, and went door to ask for money. Later, this art evolved into our current quick-paced art. I'll give you a short piece to try it."

Then, He Xiangdong took out his quick steps and sang a small piece of Shulaibao to the audience, shaking the bag. Then he performed the word "White Sha" and did not make the powder of white marble. Because the performance on stage was performed, the audience could not see it off the stage. Besides, time would not allow it, so he sang a few sentences to split the cross to satisfy the audience's craving.

After performing these two lessons, He Xiangdong came to open the door. This is also the twelve lessons of crosstalk, which refers to the craftsmanship of asking for money. He Xiangdong is very skilled in this job. He is a real artist who has asked for money on the ground. When he was nine years old, he started to pay zero money to the audience. He is very familiar.

Then there are ventriloquism. Nowadays, there are very few crosstalk actors who know ventriloquism. The Tibetan guy who died a few years ago who talked about crosstalk in Quyi Miscellaneous Talks is very good at ventriloquism, and his program is also very popular.

In fact, He Xiangdong is only stronger and stronger than him in his oral skills, but he is not as good as others. It is still the same old saying that having no chance and talent is equal to dogs and shit.

After performing the above ten lessons, the time is coming soon. He Xiangdong did not panic and continued: "This last one is called double act. Everyone should have seen double acts. This is a person who asked to sell a portrait in front and a person who said to learn to sing in the back. Come on, let's give everyone a try."

He Xiangdong picked up the powder on the table and wiped it on Zhang Wenhai's eyebrows. It was so big that a white powder ball. Zhang Wenhai shook his eyes a few times, shook the powder that was floating, and said, "I will destroy it in your hands in this life."

He Xiangdong raised his head and laughed, but his hands kept on stopping. He tied a black braid to Zhang Wenhai's head, which looked very funny. He Xiangdong crawled behind Zhang Wenhai and squatted down.

There was no need to speak. He Xiangdong knocked Zhang Wenhai's leg with his hand, and he knew that it was about to start. He opened his mouth in front and spoke in the back.

"Xiaopiyi, standing in the street, whoever applauds me, whoever I call dad?"

The audience cheered and applauded.

Zhang Wenhai was anxious, pushed He Xiangdong hard, and scolded angrily: "I'll go to yours."

To be continued.
Chapter completed!