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Chapter 11 Standing in the crowd and talking about cross talk

Seeing He Xiangdong's appearance, Fang Wenqi was both angry and funny, and said, "I'll start my official crosstalk work tomorrow."

"Really?" He Xiangdong's eyes shone, and his heart suddenly became excited. The things he had learned before were the secrets of crosstalk, and the serious crosstalk joke master Yi Duan did not pass on him.

He had been begging his master before, but Fang Wenqi refused to agree. Now his master finally gave up. How could he not be excited and even wiped out the previous unhappiness?

Fang Wenqi also saw it funny and said, "Okay, you two children can go play, and you haven't practiced your morning class today, remember not to forget to practice."

"Okay." The child's face is like the sky in June, changing as soon as possible. It is still dark clouds in front, and now it is sunny.

He Xiangdong took Tian Jiani's little hand and the two ran out to play.

After the two children ran away, Bai Qiang came to Fang Wenqi and said, "Hey, I said your apprentice is amazing. A nine-year-old child has never learned serious crosstalk verses, so he can talk about crosstalk to this point. Those masters of your crosstalk sect may not be better than him at this age. I think you have anything to picky about."

Fang Wenqi looked up at him and said, "What's wrong with you? I teach my apprentice, I'll not talk about you anymore. You dare to comment on how I teach my apprentice."

Bai Qiang made a fuss and said, "Okay, I am no longer amateur. By the way, you usually eat so lightly, and you live a very frustrated life."

Fang Wenqi took out an elbow from the inner room and said, "I still have an elbow here."

Bai Qiang said: "Why are you still standing there? Let's try it after cutting it."

Fang Wenqi waved his hand in disgust and said, "This is my apprentice's performance to respect me. What's wrong with you?"

As he said that, Fang Wenqi wrapped his elbows very cutely.

Bai Qiang laughed and scolded: "You old guy."

He Xiangdong and Tian Jiani came to the edge of the stream. Tian Jiani was sitting on a big stone. It was still early in the morning, and the sun was rising, and the golden sunlight shone on the two of them. He Xiangdong practiced against the stream.

"I invite you to eat steamed lambs, steamed lambs, steamed bear paws, steamed deer tails, roasted flower ducks, roasted chicks, roasted geese, stove pigs, stove ducks, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flowers, small belly, sauce meat, sausage, assorted crispy plates, smoked chicken white faces, steamed eight-treasure pigs"

"Let me tell me, listen. I remember that there was a rude man in the Tang Dynasty. This man had a surname of Yuchi, and his name was Gong Jingde. Liu Wuzhou, the descendant of Baoding Mountain, visited Baibi Pass at night. Jingde rushed the King of Qin under the moon, beat three whips, changed two maces, and jumped into the red mud stream. Since the Tang Dynasty, he has fought against Wang Shichong in the south, swept the north and fought against Lei Shimeng. He crossed the sea to the east, and visited Baipao under the moon. The King of Tang was victorious, and returned to the court, and Duke of E Guogong was the king.

Because of saving Bai Pao, he punched the royal relative Li Dao's family outside the Meridian Gate. The King of Tang was angry and demoted to the farm. Later, Bai Pao visited Jingde. Yuchi Gong was fishing alone at the bow of the boat. Suddenly, he heard the person behind him shouting again, and the horse shouted again, saying: I am a conquest of Xue Pingliao in Dong, and I came to visit my old friend. If you go to the Golden Palace to submit an order, you will be in the court forever. Jingde heard that I am a village man in the mountains and fields, and he is a rude man who farms and hoes."

"Spend two hundred yuan to buy piglets, drink water, eat beans, untied the wall and threw it over, and the sound of a slap, guess what, you're dead."

After practicing the oral skills and rumor, He Xiangdong took out his Yuzi and sang the lyrics of Taiping, which were singing the two sections of the Encouragement and Qin Qiong's observation of the formation.

He Xiangdong sang lyrics on the board, and Tian Jiani watched with her chin. She liked to listen to He Xiangdong sing the small songs, which were very nice.

After singing the lyrics of Taiping, He Xiangdong sang the Beijing Pin Yuhuang and Hebei Bangzi. Anyway, he sang all the operas he knew. The artist's voice was so practiced, the more he practiced his voice, the brighter he became, and the more he practiced his skills, the more he became more and more proficient.

As the saying goes, it is easy to achieve the Tao, but it is difficult to cultivate the Tao. Learning is simple, but it takes decades of water grinding to achieve success, and no one can reach the top.

After practicing the basic skills, He Xiangdong exhaled his breath and shouted to Xiaoxi: "I'm going to learn crosstalk."

Seeing He Xiangdong's excited look, Tian Jiani didn't understand and asked with her little head, "Aren't you learning it all the time?"

He Xiangdong said: "That's not the case. I learned the work of enlightenment before, mainly talking about Guankou and Liufu, which is to sing music, etc. My master has not passed on me the real traditional crosstalk. Now my master is finally willing to teach me."

Tian Jiani was also very happy: "You are already so powerful now. After Master Master tells you about crosstalk, you will definitely be even more powerful. You will definitely become a big shot, and you will be able to be on TV every day in the future."

He Xiangdong said, "No real good crosstalk comes from TV. My master said that I asked me to stand among the crowd and say crosstalk, instead of staring at a few cold machines."

Tian Jiani looked confused and said, "Although I don't understand what you are talking about, I still think it's so amazing."

He Xiangdong also sat on the stone and said, "I don't know much. I will do whatever my master told me to do. Anyway, my master knows more than I do."

"Yeah" Tian Jiani nodded vigorously.

After thinking about it, Tian Jiani asked again: "Did your master punish you last night?"

He Xiangdong nodded and said, "Yes, I knelt for half a night and was scolded."

Tian Jiani asked with some concern: "Then you won't blame your master, right?"

"Of course not. Master and apprentice are like father and son. Isn't it normal for my father to be scolded? Besides, yesterday I took my own initiative to sell my skills in private, and I was not good at speaking. It almost ruined my reputation as a master. It was my fault." He Xiangdong was sincere in admitting his mistake. He was embarrassed to say that he was so proud of his skills yesterday because he was greedy.

"It's just a pity that big elbow." He Xiangdong smacked his lips, looking at the sky with a greedy face, with a faint sadness.

The child is gone.

"Are you still greedy for my elbow?" A timid and thick voice came from behind the big stone.

He Xiangdong and Tian Jiani looked back and saw a big fat man walking out from behind the stone. The fat man was about the same age as He Xiangdong. He had a small haircut, his head was shiny, and his clothes were also very fashionable. He was said to be the kind he brought from Shenzhen.

He Xiangdong asked, "Who are you?"

The little fat man looked at He Xiangdong with a timid look, lowered his chubby head and thought for a while, and then said, "You were talking crosstalk at my house yesterday. The coat you wore was made by my grandmother for me."

He Xiangdong then remembered and smiled, "So it's yours. I said why are the clothes so big? By the way, what's your name?"

The little fat man said, "My name is Shi Lei, do you know how to write it? I'll write it for you."

The fat man wanted to show off, so he clumsyly squatted down and picked up a small stone, intending to write on the wall of the big stone.

He Xiangdong said indifferently: "Hey, no, I can write, isn't it just four stones?"

The little fat man Shi Lei suddenly looked up and his face was shocked: "You are so awesome. You can write this. Many of the classmates in our class don't know."

ps: Seeing that many readers in the book review area called me not eunuchs. Faced with such enthusiastic readers, I just wanted to say: "Who leaked this secret?"
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