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Nine hundred and ninetieth chapters Liu Huoer

In He Xiangdong's view, as long as the tickets are bought, they are the audiences of their Xiangwen Club. As long as the audience enters the venue, you must perform well and be worthy of their tickets.

Now that there are so many foreign audiences, He Xiangdong naturally cannot ignore it. He can't drive them out. They also spent money to buy tickets. This is the parents of food and clothing.

He Xiangdong thought about it now and thought about it, he thought that many American audiences thought he was a specialist in singing music, just like those specialized opera actors or drummers, they also came for this.

But He Xiangdong is a crosstalk actor. He is a crosstalk, not a performer. They can listen to what he sings, but they can't understand what he says.

Isn't this ache?

But He Xiangdong had no choice but to do anything. He Xiangdong had to change all the programs tonight.

Originally, the first one to play was Gao Ganglong and Guan Hong. They talked about a paragraph of "Spring Festival Couplets", but now they can only change it to "Selling Approval Clothes".

He Xiangdong's Xue Guo's second scene was also replaced by "Miscellaneous Talks of Local Dramas", and Tao Fangbai and Li Geng in the third scene were replaced by "Learn to Hawk".

The fourth scene was He Xiangdong and Xue Guo. They replaced the show with "Hongyang Cave", and the fifth scene was Guo Qing and the second one. They talked about "The Tongue Twirl" tonight.

The last crosstalk was He Xiangdong and Xue Guo. They had a "Eight Great Changes" section. This is a big job, and it is enough to save up.

Tonight's programs are basically Liuhuoer programs, or they are mainly about tongue twisters.

Only such a program can meet the viewing needs of the entire audience. As for the audience not understanding Chinese, He Xiangdong really has no choice. Who asked them to buy tickets? Just listen to it.

Only Lao Er and Tao Fangbai knew foreign languages ​​during this game. They could also explain a few words to the audience. The others could only say hello, what can they do? They were also very desperate.

He Xiangdong tried his best to satisfy the audience in these six shows, but for him, he was so tired.

It’s all big jobs, three big jobs are performed in one night, which is a high-intensity work.

Don’t think that singing is simple, singing is more difficult than singing, and it also costs more tone than singing. Especially He Xiangdong will also involve major operas tonight, which is also tiring to change.

He Xiangdong is no longer young. After falling up for five years, he still doesn't care. Now he feels a little bit difficult, after all, his physical condition is no longer at its peak.

He Xiangdong also asked his apprentices to find some ice water and fragrant pears for him, and asked someone to give him a bottle of sesame oil, and he wanted to open his voice and moisten his voice.

Sesame oil and fragrant pears moisten the throat, which is the same as adding engine oil to the motivation. Ice water stimulates the throat so that the throat can be more flexible and can turn into a high cavity later.

In the early years, He Xiangdong didn’t drink this kind of ice water, which was too irritating to his throat. Now his throat has long been fixed, so it doesn’t matter.

There are many big work tonight. When he comes to the back, his throat will definitely not be able to bear it. He must need ice water to stimulate it.

This is the seven-injury fist, and you will hurt yourself before you hurt the enemy.

He Xiangdong ate a few fragrant pears and then drank a little more fragrant oil to moisten it.

Ever since he learned that foreigners bought tickets to come to the show, He Xiangdong asked the box office people to help him watch it, and asked someone to count how many foreigners came to the show.

Now the audience has basically entered the venue, and the box office statistics have also come out. A total of 120 foreigners have come to the show.

This theater is filled with more than 4,000 people. Among these more than 4,000 people, they are naturally a minority group, but they are very eye-catching.

Before going on stage, He Xiangdong led everyone in Xiangwenshe to worship the ancestor, as well as Fang Wenqi and Zhang Wenhai.

He Xiangdong also smiled bitterly in his heart. Looking at the entire history of crosstalk, no crosstalk actor can tell crosstalk to foreigners.

So is it because I am giving crosstalk a face or embarrassing crosstalk?

He Xiangdong shook his head, shook off the messy thoughts in his mind, and bowed to burn incense.

Then come on stage.

...

Opening.

This is the last stop of the American tour. He Xiangdong made it quite grand, and he also brought the band here.

The stage headlights lit up, the band appeared and sat down. A few little guys glanced into the crowd. When they saw the foreigners, they couldn't help but look at each other.

The flute and flute ring.

The foreigners also raised their eyebrows and showed an interest.

As the actor appeared, He Xiangdong and Xue Guo walked in the front, and others followed.

When he arrived in front of the stage, He Xiangdong bowed and thanked the audience, and the audience also applauded and applauded.

He Xiangdong stood up and returned to his position. Looking at the foreigners sitting sparsely below the stage, he suddenly felt a little amused and laughed: "All of them are here, there are tens of thousands of people sitting upstairs and downstairs."

Xue Guo smiled and said, "Where are so many people?"

He Xiangdongdao: "Several people with the surname Wan."

Xue Guo was stunned: "Is this counting?"

He Xiangdong said for granted: "Of course, the surname is Ivanolov."

Xue Guo spread her hands: "Okay, she's still a foreign surname."

He Xiangdong said a little angry: "What can I do? There are so many foreigners sitting in the audience, and I don't know why they came?"

"Ah..." The audience made gloating sounds, and naturally they saw these foreigners, and were holding their hearts to watch the fun.

The foreigner sitting in the audience was all confused. Why didn’t the group of people on the stage perform? Why did they say it for a long time, but they didn’t understand a single word.

The Chinese people in the audience are still laughing, Damn, what are you laughing at? There are also a few foreigners who are afraid that they will be embarrassed, but they will also be amused.

When the audience members shouted in unison, they were stunned again, "I'll go, can you still play like this in Chinese performances?"

He Xiangdong was helpless on the stage. He waved his hand and shouted: "Xiao Tao, come here and explain to the foreign audiences below the stage."

Tao Fangbai came out and explained to foreign audiences that they were talking about crosstalk, and crosstalk was a traditional Chinese language art and was mainly language-based. But today, in order to take care of them, these actors will try to sing some traditional things so that they can listen to them.

Many foreign audiences then realized that the person on the stage was talking about a talk show, but it turned out that they were not singing, so they were so frustrated that they bought this ticket.

At that time, several foreigners stood up and wanted to go out.

He Xiangdong saw him, but he didn't stop him.

Seeing that Tao Fangbai had finished giving the explanation, He Xiangdong also wanted to start quickly, so he said, "Then our performance is about to begin. The audience who are familiar with our Xiangwen Club knows that when we are doing large-scale performances, there will be a opening sing."

"There are not many actors coming today, but the band came with us. So we sing a little, sing a big west chassis, and some people who can sing with us. Come on, 10 no time."

The sound of gongs, drums and cymbals sounded.

He Xiangdong turned his sleeves and raised his head, held the fan in his right hand, stared at him and said with a high voice: "A bright moon shines on the west wing, the two-eight-eight-year-old beauty Yingying Hongniang, three invites Zhang Sheng to the banquet..."

He Xiangdong's singing ended up singing all the foreigners who stood up and wanted to leave. They all turned their heads and looked at He Xiangdong with an expression of surprise on their faces.
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