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Chapter 302 Destroying the dumplings

"I'm not dead. Do you think I will believe your nonsense. Tell me, I've seen scammers so many times. I've encountered Qin Shihuang several times. Your trick is not new." Looking at Zhou Kai, the man spoke with disdain.

The woman also reacted and hurriedly agreed: "Yes, yes, yes, we are fine, there is no place to die, don't scare us."

Zhou Kai grinned: "I won't cry until I see the coffin. OK, do you believe it or not, I'm too lazy to explain. Now, I'll control the scene, you can follow my arrangements."

"Why listen to you?" the man retorted.

Zhou Kai carried the magic sword and asked with a smile: "What do you think?"

man:"……"

"Where are you, do you have no objection?" Zhou Kai looked at the woman.

The woman shook her head quickly, and then subconsciously approached the man a little.

Seeing this scene, Zhou Kai smiled and continued: "Now we play a game and find faults for each other. The rules of the game: pick out a problem and you can slap your opponent. The opponent will pick out a problem and strike back. Remember a problem and slap it, and so on. There is no upper limit. Let's start."

Zhou Kai spoke with a slight voice, and after saying that, he looked at the two of them and watched with a smile.

The man and the woman were a little dumbfounded, and the man said timidly: "Can you not fight this?"

Zhou Kai said: "Who can't find fault with the rules outside the game? I will just cut it. Don't you believe you are dead? Then I will cut you a few times and you should die at that time."

The man and the woman were stunned. This was a pervert, and they were going to kill them.

"Let's start, ladies are preferred, think about it in ten seconds, and cut it first." Zhou Kai raised his divine sword and smiled evilly.

The woman shivered and looked at the man, hesitated for a moment, and said, "He has many problems, and the most unbearable thing is not taking a bath."

"Bad, didn't you marry me just because you loved me? Why do you dislike me now?" The man subconsciously retorted.

"That's because you were young before, but now you are so old. You are smelly. Do you treat your family as a pigpen?"

"Ha, now it's a pigpen? You don't look at you. There's body odor on your body. If I don't leave some smell and mix it, I'll be unable to stand you anymore. Now I'm embarrassed to say that I won't take a shower, where's my face?"

"You bastard, do you dislike me for having body odor? I said I had surgery to remove it. It was you dislike spending money and not letting me do it. What qualifications do you have to say to me now?"

"Then you go, when will I have the right to speak in this house? Don't I listen to you? You can decide everything, what do I do if I say?"

"Jiang Fan, are you talking about human words? Over the years, I have never asked you about small things at home and big things, and I have not won your opinion. Do you still have a conscience when you say this now?" The woman was furious.

The man sneered: "In recent years, several major events have happened at home. Let's just buy an electric car. I asked me if I want it. If I said I would, I wouldn't have any trouble. As a result, I asked me to ride a pink electric donkey every day. Have you ever considered me?"

"Then there is still..."

As soon as the head was opened, the man and the woman fell into obsession and quarreled with each other wildly, and even Zhou Kai ignored it. He was in a continuous quarrel with every word and every word.

These two are also magical. I remember everything from decades ago clearly and closely linked. Every quarrel can find a counterattack and lead it to another thing.

At this rhythm, this quarrel is not repeated for ten days and ten nights.

Seeing the quarrel between men and women, Zhou Kai smiled.

Everything has its reasons and other ideas that have not been expressed behind it.

These two people were obviously in love, but the quarrel turned them around and made them quarrel endlessly. As a result, the quarrel became bigger and bigger, and the relationship was hidden deeper.

This is a vicious circle.

Only by breaking the vicious circle can they see their true selves, otherwise they will sink.

Seeing the quarrel louder and louder, the content of the quarrel became more and more. Zhou Kai waved his hand.

With a buzzing sound, the divine sword landed on the ground and the house trembled.

The man and the woman then left the quarrel mode and looked at Zhou Kai in a daze.

"I remember saying, "I've picked the bad game and picked it out and slapped it in the face. You just quarrel and don't fight. Don't you take me seriously?" Zhou Kai spoke with his eyes becoming fierce and terrifying.

The man and the woman were stunned, then looked at each other, but no one took action.

Zhou Kai smiled: "Very good. If you don't fight, I'll chop it."

As he said that, Zhou Kai waved his knife and slashed at the woman's head with one knife.

The woman curled up in horror and closed her eyes.

But after waiting for a while, there was no pain.

When he looked up, the woman was stunned.

The man stood in front of it and was almost slashed.

"Old Jiang, you..." the woman's tone trembled.

The man stared at Zhou Kai and said with a ugly expression: "My woman can only be beaten by me, and no one is allowed to move."

Zhou Kai smiled and said, "I like men with kindness, so I'll really chop it." As he said that, Zhou Kai waved his divine sword and slashed it down.

"No." The woman suddenly turned around, blocking the man behind her, and burst into tears: "I'm not allowed to bully me for my man."

"Shengsheng." The man's face was excited and his eyes were a little red.

"I'm sorry, I've been willful all these years. In fact, I wanted to reconcile with you a long time ago and let you be the leader. It's just that quarrels have made me lose my mind and become extreme. I'm sorry Lao Jiang, it's my fault." The woman cried and apologized.

The man's eyes were filled with tears: "It's not your fault, I'm also wrong, it's because I'm too stubborn, I will definitely change it in the future and I won't quarrel with you."

"Old Jiang."

"Shengsheng."

After a few words, the atmosphere instantly became different.

At this time, the light ball flew out of Zhou Kai's arms and flew around the men and women.

The man and woman looked at the light ball, their faces became calm, and then they laughed together, held hands with each other, looked at Zhou Kai, bowed and thanked him, and then their figures faded and disappeared.

The light ball flew into Zhou Kai's hands and jumped, looking very happy.

Zhou Kai smiled and said, "Little guy, are you a man or a woman? Is it a man or something else?"

The light ball just jumps, no words.

Zhou Kai continued: "And your way of existence is a bit wrong. You are forcing me to find trouble for those aliens. I feel that you are also in the rhythm of responding to the disaster."

The light ball still jumps, emitting a happy mood.

Zhou Kai smiled, grabbed the light ball and kneaded it until the light ball exuded dissatisfaction, broke free from Zhou Kai's hand, and got into the clothes.

Zhou Kai then looked out the window.

It was already evening now, and the lights were brightly lit outside, and the sounds were vaguely boiling, which seemed to be unusually lively.

When Zhou Kai walked to the window, he saw people coming and going on the street not far away, and traffic flowing endlessly.

Within the sight, there was peace and no abnormality.

The light ball poked out a little from the collar, and seemed to be peeping. Then the light ball rubbed against Zhou Kai's neck, as if asking what to do?

Zhou Kai smiled and said, "What a weird ability, and there are actually real living people here, so I really can't do it. Otherwise, you go down and explore the way first? Touch the way?"
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