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Chaos martial arts first post!

Chaos YD martial arts challenge game special post! The first person to come is regarded as the champion, self-reported weapons, sects, moves, and power. You cannot use super weapons, and you are restricted from posting one post for each person.

The second one who comes in is considered a challenger.

The two took turns to take action until one side admits defeat!

Literary fighting requires literary talent, please do not use vernacular Chinese.

Please abide by the fun of the game. Anyone who has been flooded more than three times or even lost the fun of the game will automatically delete this post.

Champion: Black-clothed hooligan, sectless cultivator, a pair of weapons, a dragon flower stick, good at left-hand stick technique, and burst out fiercely.

Challenger: A hero from the grassland, who became a bandit, proud of the mountains and forests, never received a master's sect. Because of his unique talent, he had a big bird and bow. He often fought with his left and right hands for more than 20 years, and entered the realm of transformation. Now I heard that the YIN gods issued a martial arts challenge post, responding to the call, but I was just not talented, and I wish I could get a voice.

Challenger: Fei Tian Yeyu, Gao Sen Gate's eldest disciple, weapon: Huntian Xuan Iron Mixed Meat J, martial arts sunflower hole sweeping hand, Nine-turn Qiankun J. Extraordinary ability

Because the gangster disappeared, the grassroots fought for the champion, Ye Yu fought! Ask the champion to make a move!

Feitian Yeyu:

What can you do?

If there is really a way,

Why not make a move?

There are six out of ten people who hate you.

Is Ruliang?

The grass is also a hero:

The great disciples of Ye Yu Gaosen Sect have all been passed down by the gods of YIN. A little Kouer respects you, a famous hero, and dare not take the lead. My skills and defense are very good, so you can let the horse come over.

Feitian Yeyu:

Why don’t you give me advice?

Can you know these five styles? If the face is red, it will be combined slowly.

Sweat slowly after strengthening breasts

Swallow slowly

The slimming slowly and deeply

The liquid is slowly drawn

What are these five words?

The grass is also a hero:

I entered the world, and because of the habit of a bandit, I fought with all the heroes of the world. I never acted according to rules and regulations. I defended myself when I advance, and attacked me. I did not dare to shake me because I could do my best. I once heard a child in Huangkou said: It is easy to shake my family's army. Today I tell you: It is also very difficult to shake me. Your small mouth can allow my fierce weapon and big bird to suddenly appear? Don't turn around and use your flowers. I am not happy or clean.

Feitian Yeyu:

I see that the small birds of yours are actually rare in my life... In order to save you from the eyes of all the girls, I read hundreds of volumes of books overnight and found a medicine called verdenafil. This medicine is very effective for you. You can turn your hair-like JJ into a toothpick-like shape...

Cucumber's enlightenment: (involve)

It's really a group of demons dancing! There is a cucumber formation, why don't you surrender early! Come with me and the gods!!! (The beauty dies and eats three hundred guns from the family! ~)

The grass is also a hero:

You are poor, don’t take your breasts to be stingy, and your skills are ugly. Your techniques are to see if I prostitute the AV actress in Japan? I prostitute all the Eighteen-Stresses in Japan, and I have been easy to understand for several years. I prostitute Loli, fuck my wife, and the royal sister, the wet nurse needs too much. My bird artifact, and I have never lost it. There is a pair of bird eggs that are also famous in Japan. Huanghuang said: Chocolate egg! Even my bow is my bird, but my artifact is invincible. Even my bow is my bird, and I enjoy the holy land of Taoyuan. How can you? Yellow mouth child, a child bird!

Cucumber's Awareness: (Involved in two)

Comfort the woman and the kitchen, hide invisible, and have the unique skills of lightness in the world! Brother Yu practiced the sword technique with the left hand. When the left hand is better than the right hand, I came to Yu and wait for some advice!! ~

Feitian Yeyu:

Go back to the 14th floor. No, then? These five words are the signs of the five signs. The words come from the broken version of Su Nu's Sutra, which in short describes the physiological reaction of a woman...

Cucumber's Awareness: (Involved in the Three Sides)

Haven't you heard that the weapon does not care about the size of the weapon, but about the skills? The foolish man can't see that the beast brother's sharp weapon can be 88 mm, but we are not as good as it is. He still uses the method of nine shallow and one deep. If he keeps searching skills, how can he follow his pace? How can he reflect the essence of YD?

judgment seat:

If the cucumber is in random, eat a yellow sanitary card. If there is a second time, the red sanitary card will be sent off!

The grass is also a hero:

Gao Sen, a genius of a generation, how can you accept disciples like you and poison your master's holy one! Your unfilial piety is hard to write, now I will teach you one or two: If you are not good at learning skills, you will be strong when you use brilliant magic skills, and if you practice them, you will be strong when you practice them, you will be strong. Now, looking at your little bird JJ and the eggs of quails, how can you show your master's skills? If your master knows it, why do you show your master's call? I once said: Failure will lead to success in the wet nurse. If you have filial piety, you should sincerely think about your mistakes and pull the bird to help you grow. You may fight with me in twenty years. How can your little bird JJ today be able to bear my bow and artillery, even if you are a magical weapon, the great roll and eagle compete?

Feitian Yeyu:

By the way, the gangster in black was plagued by the heroes of the grassroots. YANGWU was furious and knew that the gangster was small and could not make a hurry. So he slowly used his hand to stumble YINHU to both sides and slowly entered two inches long. He saw that the gangster in black was not very painful, but the gangster in black was also a little affectionate. He knew that he could not bear it all, so he stopped using two inches to grow, slowed out and went in, and the three inches outside couldn't bear to go in again. This was a text written by the flower collection book taught by the black. From this article, it was seen that the gangster was a hero, but was actually a yin and yang person. This person often had a dream of daytime because of his natural defects... I see that the text is actually YY... There is no true meaning. I should detain it... (quote vernacular, one point deducted)

Feitian Yeyu:

You can only use the wrong answer to prove that you are innocent about pornography. You should not be among the strongest people... (Successive moves will be deducted two points.)

The grass is also a hero:

Gao Sen, the evil disciple Fei Tian Yeyu of your disciple, spoke in vernacular words, and was exhausted. This battle can be judged to win. (Dispute the referee seat, one point deducted)

The grass is also a hero:

The little bird JJ is like a rooster crowing. When this crow comes out, the little bird JJ. My magic weapon is big but strong. My magic weapon, the great roc and the eagle, how can the chick crow be comparable to the roar of an eagle?! (Continuous moves, two points will be deducted)

Feitian Yeyu:

Why do you say crazy? You are a bandit and say you are proud of the mountains and forests. You have a unique talent. Although you have a big bird with a bow, you are such a crazy saying is actually a small bird in the world. Without education... It is better to worship us... and convert to my god... Why should you embarrass me here?

Feitian Yeyu:

I give you a word, and you should encourage yourself.

Today I will be a true fighter who wins, but unfortunately, you will be a gossip refugee tomorrow. (Three points will be deducted for continuous moves)

The grass is also a hero:

The talent is unique, and the bird is big and the bow is my innate. I have fought with my left and right hands for more than twenty years before entering the realm of transformation. I have achieved my own magical skills. Gao Sen is a genius of a generation, and his magical skills are invincible. I am not talented, so I cannot discuss the comparison between my skills and great skills. Although you are a great god, you have been practicing great skills for several years, but you are defeated by my skills. Now I have gained a glimpse of great skills and have a wish. From then on, the mountains and forests are proudly roaring and looking for other magical skills.

Referee's seat:
Chapter completed!
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