Chapter 38 The Wretched Fatty and the Heroic Fatty
Although the gas stove brought by Chen Zhen and the others, for this guy who came up the mountain to find trouble, using gas stove is really an activity that is very difficult to achieve their life goals. They have appeared from the Shanxi and went straight to the dead branches and leaves around them.
Tang Lu and Tang Xiaofu, who were weak, went to collect thatch and broken leaves, Tang Yu and Tailin, who were strong, went to find the broken dead branches, Chen Zhen moved things from the car, and Tang Yun sorted out these things.
As for Lin Ling, after seeing a group of people here, Tang Yu arranged for her to wait in the car. After a while, everyone was ready to come out. If she followed her work and asked the group to recognize her, it would be a big trouble. However, Lin Ling was very sad in her heart just sitting in the car waiting for others to work. She was not the kind of arrogant local star, after all, she had made trouble for the family.
In fact, they are just too bored. They just finished eating fresh seafood at home during the Chinese New Year and ran to the mountains to be savages. However, no one seemed to have stipulated that they could only go up the mountain to have a picnic at a specific time, although they were a little earlier than the ordinary picnic and outing team.
Speaking of picnics, there is only one person here who is professional, that is Chen Zhen. He was not able to do it easily with his super ability to support his body in various harsh outdoor environments with his body that had not yet awakened at that time.
Since there was still good snow on the ground during the Chinese New Year, the temperature has slowly risen since the first day of the New Year, and even the grass has sprouted, not to mention the snow that could not accumulate on the mountain for a long time. Therefore, these dead branches and leaves are very dry, and when the burning ground, there will never be a rolling smoke coming out due to the humidity.
The other group of men here is also a group of young people, with a total of eight people. Only two are women's land, and the other six are men's land. It seems that they are as bored as Chen Zhen and the others. Judging from the posture, they seem to have the same purpose as Chen Zhen and the others, and they come earlier than Chen Zhen and the others, and even the stove has been set up. Chen Zhen is still there to choose a stone to build the stove.
"Big guy! Look, their guy is the same as us."
Among the group, a fat man of medium size said to another tall man, and at the same time he nodded to Chen Zhen.
"Oh my God, so many women, he's the only one man!"
Obviously, this is the only thing that a big man saw in his eyes.
"Why don't we discuss with them and let's have fun together? There are so many people and it's lively!"
The fat man's eyes were filled with the light of a pervert, and he was almost saliva in his mouth.
“不想挨揍就试试,看见那个男的了吗?那个可是陈震,我们中天市的打架王.倒在他拳头底下地没有一百也有八十,听说以前是当保镖的,身上随时都别着枪.你在看远处那个带着手套捡叶子的那个.仔细看看她地脸!”
The tall man pinched the fat man's chin and said fiercely.
"My God, it's Tang Lu!"
The vulgar fat man slapped his saliva hard, and Tang Lu's name was much farther away than Chen Zhen.
This amazing girl with a loli face who has been popular on the Internet has long become the target of countless otaku. Otaku has long recorded every hair of Tang Lu in his mind, and Tang Lu's name has long become synonymous with cute gods!
"If she could give me a look, it would be worth my death."
The wretched fat man had a tender face and a spring water face.
"If you want to die, go there. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Go with peace of mind. Then, my brother will come to burn more paper for you every year."
The tall man smiled and patted the fat man on the back, continuing to prepare his own things.
The ingredients needed for picnics are brought from home. If it is summer and autumn, Chen Zhen can also get them some wild vegetables, wild fruits, etc., but there is nothing to eat now. However, Chen Zhen can still think of something. Although there are no fruits to eat in this mountain, there are some real wild game.
Snakes hibernate, and generally hibernate will find a cave that is warm enough, but this cave is definitely much worse than military underground bunkers. Snakes do not have enough IQ to judge whether the cave is safe, and there are no organizations similar to house supervision to help it judge, so sometimes, these caves may not be very strong.
So, when Tang Xiaofu, who was jumping behind Tang Lu and doing an unqualified firewood man, pulled up a large piece of soil connected to the stone, she was stunned.
What we want to emphasize here is that Tang Xiaofu is a terrifying loli who has the ability to pinch a plane into a pendant. Her small arm contains power that exceeds the mythological record. Therefore, she accidentally got a piece of soil and attributed it to this dead but still strong grass.
She saw a snake.
If she sees a monster, a devil, or anything that can scare her, at that moment, that thing will instantly annihilate and a large piece of space around him into basic energy particles.
But what she saw now was a snake. She was stunned. The fog quickly gathered in Tang Xiaofu's eyes, and then crystal tears rolled hard in her eyes, and she didn't dare to move.
"Ah! Snake!"
A super cute voice that could definitely arouse the protection desire of countless otaku instantly stopped and sounded in the valley. The whole body of the vulgar fat man who was clinging there was instantly stiffened.
Courage is sometimes really an indescribable concept that can inspire people to burst out their terrifying potential.
I saw that this fat man was five feet tall and five feet wide, and he was a five-foot man, but at that moment he was as light as a swallow! From a distance, a huge body trembled the ground, dragging the dust all the way toward the place where Tang Lu was!
What's this?
Chance!
The dreams of countless otaku! Not being good at speaking and socializing is a common problem for all otaku, but all otaku hope to get a pure relationship, and heroes saving beauty are generally the only thing all otaku can think of, and it is hard to come by.
The fat man was very fierce. His body had surpassed the limits of the human body. This could be seen from the fact that he was one step ahead of Chen Zhen.
When the fat man rushed over, Tang Lu was already scared and unable to move. Tang Xiaofu and Tang Lu hugged each other and looked at the snake on the ground in horror. Maybe it was the change of light, maybe it was the vibration of the fat man running, or just because the weather was warmer, the snake moved slowly. It didn't matter. The two girls were even more frightened and dared not move, just staring at the fat man running from a distance.
The fat man was stunned, too.
But it was not scared by the snake. In front of her were two scared girls, two loli, one real loli, who thought it was a fake loli, but no matter which loli is, it was a otakus killer!
The fat man forgot what he was doing, and looked at Tang Lu and Tang Xiaofu beside her with his eyes blankly.
Then, at this moment, Chen Zhen came.
In Chen Zhen's eyes, the current situation is that there are two crying girls, one of the wretched fat people, the girl is trembling, and the fat people are illuminating in their eyes.
Chen Zhen ignored the snake on the ground. It was not that he didn't see it, but that he had never thought that it was the snake that made Tang Lu and Tang Xiaofu cry, because compared with snakes, the pervert poses a greater threat.
Chen Zhen's appearance immediately made Tang Lu and Tang Xiaofu stop crying. The two girls' legs, which had already stiffened, suddenly regained their vitality and both pounced on Chen Zhen's arms. Tang Xiaofu was crying in Chen Zhen's arms while pointing at the snake's position, her mouth was vague and didn't know what to say.
Yes, Tang Xiaofu's hand should be the position of the snake just now, but the excessive tension and fear made Tang Xiaofu's finger position quite bad. The slender fingertips were pointing at the fat man with a dazed face.
"What a beautiful and delicate finger."
The fat man thought to himself.
Then he saw the muzzle that had been black and facing his forehead. Chen Zhen, who was holding a beautiful woman in his arms, came to the fat man at some point and frowned.
"How do you want to die?"
The fat man looked at the pistol in front of him, but his mind was still not spinning around. He stretched out his hand and gently pinched it. It seemed that the pistol could only be seen in the cartoon.
‘Bang!’ The huge gunshot burst out on the fat man’s head, echoing in the distant mountains, shocking the flying birds.
The fat man smelled the smell of gunpowder that was not very good, and his ears were filled with tinnitus. Finally, his eyes twitched, his muscles tensed, and his breathing became rapid.
He cried.
I cried even more sad than Tang Xiaofu just now.
Misunderstanding is misunderstanding. Both sides are rational young men. Both sides rushed over to listen to the gunshots and learned the whole thing thoroughly in a few words. Chen Zhen apologized very sincerely to the fat man who was still sobbing like a young wife. The frightened fat man accepted Chen Zhen's apology tremblingly.
However, Chen Zhen still rejected the proposal of the two groups to have a picnic together, because Lin Ling was still there in the car, and her current existence was still a secret and she must not be disclosed.
The snake, which was still unknown, was immediately recruited by Chen Zhen, and then handled it well and made a bowl of fragrant snake meat soup.
Tang Xiaofu and Tang Lu beautifully drank a bowl of snake soup, as if they wanted to eat all the fears they had just now.
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