Chapter 966 Can we still happily compete for the world together?
"Young Master, no!" Zhuge Liang dissuaded.
"Be careful, the eldest son!" Pang Tong advised.
Yuan Tan called Guan Hai over despite everyone's opposition and said, "You go and arrange a hundred old soldiers..."
This and this, this and this, and explained it.
Guan Hai was shocked.
Zhuge Liang and others were stunned.
Yuan Tan stood with his hands behind his back and said lightly: "How about it, who still objected?"
Zhuge Liang and others looked at each other and found that there was such a mystery. The eldest son congratulations on your successful performance again. The value of the show is 1. Please accept our kneecap.
Zhuge Liang and the others were forced to accompany him for a while, but they were all over the blink of an eye.
Guan Hai couldn't wait to leave.
After a while.
Dai Ping and one hundred soldiers gathered together.
"General, please give me what mission you have." Dai Ping set out as a ten-year veteran.
"Go down and have a meal." Guan Hai waved his hand, stood with his hands behind his back, and said lightly.
"What!" Dai Ping was furious, "I'll bastard, let it go! Guan Hai, when did you, a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, betray the eldest son? The thief's heart will not change?"
Guan Hai was filled with joy. Could this be the legendary feeling of pretending to be comparing? He pretended to be furious, "Bunny Lamb is thinking about something. If it weren't for your loyalty, I would have slaughtered you."
This is so, this is so, and I explained it.
Looking at Dai Ping and others who were stunned, Guan Hai smiled knowingly. Sure enough, the feeling of pretending to be the most wonderful.
Dai Ping and others are the ones they just now.
"Why are you still standing there? Don't want to go? Then forget it, I'll find someone else." Guan Hai waved his hand again.
"No, no, let's go, let's go."
Dai Ping and others were afraid that their life would be given to others, so they turned around and ran away wildly.
The costume comparison reached the third wave, and it was still extremely eager.
...
"Come and eat chicken legs."
"Eat chicken legs."
"It's worth eating a bite of chicken legs, and it's worth it if you die."
Liu Bei waved his chicken legs at the foot of the mountain.
Some of the Shu soldiers swallowed their saliva, while others grabbed their hair and howled to the sky. They really wanted to take a bite! I really wanted to know what chicken legs tasted!
Liu Bei's voice seemed to be a hawker who had not opened for several years, becoming increasingly sluggish.
I was feeling more and more depressed. I thought it was a good plan, but how could a hungry person refuse food, let alone heavyweight ingredients such as chicken legs.
No one came down, so why wasn’t the clans laughed at him?
Fa Zheng walked over at this time and whispered: "Lord, if not, I'd better give it to the tribes. Look, our soldiers' eyes are red now."
Maybe there will be a bombing.
This shows the influence of this chicken leg.
However, it made Liu Bei feel even more embarrassed to see others.
At this time, Liu Bei heard the sound of running, turned his head quickly and saw a group of Shen Ce soldiers jumping and galloping.
"Uncle Emperor, we are hungry, we will come (pretending to show off) and eat!"
Just when Liu Bei was most embarrassed, Dai Ping and the others appeared just right.
In the eyes of Emperor Liu, it was like a heavenly soldier and general descending to earth, and he showed a sweet smile.
Liu Bei was overjoyed and swept away the decadence just now, and his voice became loud, "Look, look, it's effective!"
Fa Zheng and the others were also very excited, "The lord's trick."
"Lord, there are one and two. The principle of snowballing not only eliminates Yuan Tan, but also gains strength."
One hundred Shen Ce Army can match one thousand ordinary soldiers, and this transaction is very cost-effective.
"Brother, I admire you so much."
Liu Bei was happy and stood with his hands behind his back. The feeling of pretending to be a perfect match was really wonderful. In the past, Yuan Tan always looked at Yuan Tan, but from this moment on, Yuan Tan has become a thing of the past. From now on, who can stop the emperor from pretending to be a perfect match?
The emperor immediately waved the chicken legs to the mountain, and saw Yuan Tan standing with his hands behind his back, with a calm expression.
Liu Bei: (*^.^*), what kind of pretending, you must be very painful, don’t be anxious, the more painful thing is still behind, and said lightly: “Helmet these surrendered soldiers well, and they will be your brothers in the future.”
The Shu army was very angry. Made, can surrender eat chicken legs, but we original maids eat vegetarian food instead?
"Come on..." Liu Bei greeted himself.
However, Dai Ping and the others pushed aside, and the chicken legs in their hands were also snatched away immediately.
Liu Bei signaled Zhang Fei and others not to mind. He didn't mind at all anyway and continued to greet him.
Dai Ping and the others surrounded the pot and ate the seas.
"Drip slowly...drip slowly. There are big ones, how much better you want to eat." Liu Bei smiled in a seductive smile.
After more than ten minutes.
Dai Ping and the others were already full of energy and had a lot of energy. They ate more than a dozen big pots, and the ground was covered with chicken leg bones.
A Shu soldier was surprised and quickly picked up one. He sniffed with the envious gaze of his companions around him.
"What does it taste?" asked anxiously.
"It smells so good, mom, you have a spirit in heaven. I finally ate chicken legs and no longer hungry." The Shu soldier shed tears of excitement.
The companions were envious and jealous, and one of them said disdainfully: "You eat a chicken wool, just whispering bones. These gods and soldiers are too shameless, and there is no shredded meat left..."
So, the Shu soldiers looked at Dai Ping and others with anger, and were ready to beat their hands behind their backs. Haven't you surrendered and eaten chicken legs? Tonight, in the camp, let you guys look good.
Liu Bei's anticipated eyes at this moment looked at Dai Ping and others. This was a spark that could start a prairie fire.
Dai Ping patted his stomach, "Thank you for the hospitality of the emperor. We are full and we go back."
Liu Bei smiled and said, "Okay, what do you guys go back after you go back...! Are you going back?"
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After waking up, my face changed drastically.
What about shrimp bullshit?
Liu Bei seemed to have heard the fairy tale of Gary. If only these words were heard by Green, would he be your fairy tale?
After Dai Ping and others looked at King Jing of Zhongshan, the great-grandson of Emperor Xiaojing was extremely shocked at this moment.
I feel so comfortable.
You know, they are just soldiers, who have never had a chance to watch this and that one day.
But now, we can pretend to compete in front of such big shots.
Not only is it enough for them to brag for the rest of their lives, but their descendants can be blown for generations.
Fa Zheng was also shocked and said, "Brothers, are you going back and calling more brothers to eat?"
Dai Ping said: "If you still want to eat for free, we can let other brothers take turns to eat."
What, it’s useless! Is it still a turn to eat?
Seeing Dai Ping say these words in embarrassment, Liu Bei and the others realized that they were struck by lightning, and their bones and frames were flashing.
From ancient times to the present, it is not impossible to use food to attract surrender.
But the first one to be slapped in the face is definitely the first one.
How did you do this for free when you are swaggering to eat and drink?
I can think of it.
So shameless!
For Liu Bei, pretending not to behave, but his face was swollen.
It is extremely insulted and extremely harmful.
Have you eaten and drunk enough, and gone back?
All of you are unparalleled in loyalty, but the emperor is the surrender
He is soft-hearted and has short-handed people. Why is this not the case with you bunch of rabbits?
It is true that sparks can set off a prairie fire, but it is the Liu Bei's great plain, which is already wild enough, and no grass grows directly.
Yuan Tan, would you please instigate your subordinates to pretend to be realistic like this?
Don't you care about other people's feelings?
Can we still fight happily together in the future?
Could this be the legendary King's meal?
┗|o′|┛ao~~
Liu Bei is like a volcano that is about to erupt.
Chapter completed!