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(8) Wonderful awards

"Okay," Ling Xiaowen said as seriously as when answering the teacher's question in class, "Darwin said that humans evolved from ancient apes. So, what ape comes from, whether there is a chicken or an egg, is hard to tell, and the classmates almost do not believe it. Even the teacher frankly admits that he just read the textbook according to the textbook, and is actually confused. The so-called labor creates people, which cannot stand the scrutiny. The labor of cows, horses, and donkeys is hard enough? According to this logic, they should have become humans earlier than humans. It can be seen that his theory is too strange."

"Darwin is a biologist recognized by the world as having great achievements. You can't think that evolution has flaws and disrespect him."

"There are many people who disrespect him. A university professor in the United States also created the "Darwin Award" in 1994, specifically mocking his weirdness."

"The award is to commemorate the achievements and glory of Everbright, how did it become irony? Westerners have an alternative thinking and use funny ways to make those stupid and destroy themselves win awards, interpreting the principle that natural elimination of bad genes and animals can evolve. You misread it."

Speaking of the Darwin Award, it is indeed very funny. The winners all died strangely. There was a lifeguard who attended a party of more than 200 people in the swimming pool and drowned for no reason; an old parachuting instructor who taught a class to a newbie was too devoted and jumped off the plane without carrying an umbrella bag; a person who claimed to be magic did not listen to the advice of the crowd and insisted on getting into the steamer and was steamed to death; his sister fell down by the exposed wires on the ground.

After his death, the sister explained to the neighbor how he died, but she actually repeated the tragedy of her sister without any distortion. A boss showed off to the client that the glass wall of his restaurant was solid and ran and ran over. The glass was not broken, the frame collapsed, and the person fell from the 24th floor. A British fan bet with someone that if the team he liked would cut off his life, he ended up being a "eunuch". This is the only living winner to this day...

"I am Chinese, why should I learn the way of thinking of Westerners?!" Ling Xiaowen pouted and said with a striking remark, "The winners of the Darwin Award died strangely, but they have nothing to do with eliminating bad genes in humans. Most of those people died by accidents, not stupid. According to their logic, advocating caring for disabled people and mentally retarded people is to protect bad genes. Many great scientists died strangely. Archimedes was stepped on the sand table that was being calculated and cursed angrily, and Roman soldiers picked him alive. The scolding was killed because Archimedes had a bad temper and lacked sexual desire.

Is it trapped? Brock invented the most advanced printing machine at that time. Once he found that a part of the machine was misaligned. He tried to kick it straight with his feet, but his feet were sucked in by the machine, which caused serious damage and died when he was amputated by gangrene. Is Brock's IQ low?... Should their genes be eliminated? Especially the fan, doing what he said is much more valuable than a villain who finally cheated on him and said nothing. I think the Darwin Awards on the surface said that he interpreted evolution theory with humor, but in fact, the intention of the drunkard is not to wine, which means to praise and criticize it, confirming its weirdness."

"Boy, it's rare to follow the crowd. Dad likes you!" Da Ling thought his son's words were very reasonable and sincerely praised him. "Next, let's talk about your Ling's iron theory that can stand scrutiny more than evolution theory."

"My Ling family iron theory is so strong that no one can refute it." Ling Xiaowen was a little proud.

"In front of the genius sophist who is active in thinking and meticulous in reasoning, Darwin may be willing to give up his disadvantages when he is alive." Da Ling said in a seemingly depressed tone, "Then, what is the basis for your so-called iron theory?"
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