Chapter 296: Are you stupid!
"Here, I'm here."
Wang Zhijun trotted over and handed one of the tea jars to Ding Yi, and said, "This is yours, let's start quickly."
Wang Zhijun said, unable to wait to sit down opposite Ding Yi.
Ding Yi slightly adjusted his body and kept facing Wang Zhijun. He asked Wang Zhijun: "What did you talk to our company commander just now?"
Wang Zhijun said: "I didn't talk about anything. The company commander saw that I had taken two tea tanks and thought I was going to take them to make soup. I explained to the principal and said that I was taking this thing to play games and make a prop."
Ding Yi said: "Is that all? Is there anything else?"
Wang Zhijun was really impatient, and he casually said: "That's all I said, the company commander didn't say anything else."
Ding Yi said: "I saw the company commander talk a lot, how could it be that little?"
Wang Zhijun said: "The company commander said so much. Am I lying to you? Let's not start now. If I don't start, I won't play if I don't start."
Ding Yidao: "Of course it's over, let's start now!"
"Come on." I said directly, and then carried my right hand behind my back.
The movements of hell were almost the same as him, and he also brought his right hand behind his back, then stared at Wang Zhijun's eyes, and shouted: "Stone, scissors, cloth!"
Although Wang Zhijun spoke a little slower with him, he immediately followed and shouted with Ding Yi: "Stone, scissors, cloth."
Wang Zhijun directly produced a stone, and Ding Yi produced a scissor, and Ding Yi lost.
Ding Yi did not expect that this would be the result. In his opinion, Wang Zhijun would definitely guess that his first hand would be out of stone, because in the past, before they joined the army, the two had played the game of scissors and baggage hammers before countless matches. At that time, the one who defined habits was the first hand to be out of stone.
At that time, it was defined as the game of "stone scissors" that was a lot lost to Wang Zhijun. It had been a long time since he was in the army. Ding Yi suddenly changed his routine and did not give out the stone first, but changed the scissors. Unexpectedly, Wang Zhijun actually gave out the stone first, as if he had forgotten his past habits.
"Bang!"
A crisp sound came from Ding Yi's head. He had not reacted yet and had already won. Wang Zhijun held the handle of the teapot in his hand and knocked directly on Definite's head.
Ding Yi quickly rubbed his right hand on the top of his knocked head, then raised his hand again and said, "Come again!"
"Come again!" Wang Zhijun didn't care at all, and instantly put his hand behind him, but immediately he picked up his hand from behind, raised it on his head, and made the same movement as Ding Yi.
Stones, scissors, cloth.”
Ding Yi did not change this time, and he still chose scissors. In his opinion, Wang Zhijun will definitely make changes this time, and you will definitely think of him as he makes a stone.
However, Wang Zhijun still did not change, and he won again.
"What's going on today?" 01 was depressed, looking at the stones that Wang Zhijun had produced, and complained.
"Bang!"
Wang Zhijun quickly wiped it, and just knocked it on the No. 1's head again. Then he laughed and said, "Ding Yi, I have to say that such a long time has passed, and your ability to use the scissors and stone cloth has not improved at all. In this game, from the beginning to today, you seem to have been a loser!"
Ding Yilai was angry, he raised his hand and said, "Come on again, this time, I will never use scissors anymore, I will use stones."
Wang Zhijun smiled and said, "If you make a stone, then I will make a stone too. Let's see who is bigger."
"Scissors, stones, cloth!" The two of them took action at the same time.
This time Ding Yi used a new tactic, which was to confuse the other party with language. When he said that he was going to produce stones, Wang Zhijun also said that he wanted to produce stones first. Wang Zhijun would not be so stupid and would never produce stones again. He deliberately said that he was going to produce stones, guessing that Wang Zhijun should produce cloth this time, so he used scissors again. If he wanted to beat cloth, he naturally could only continue to use scissors.
"Everyone says four is not three. You have hit me twice, and it's my turn now."
However, reality beat Ding Yi hard. He thought that his operation tactics were very good this time and he should have successfully fooled Wang Zhijun in no matter what, but what he never expected was that Wang Zhijun did not say anything about the change. He was the same as what he said, and it was still a stone.
Ding Yi was still the same as before, still maintaining a pair of scissors.
"Bang!"
Seeing this result, Wang Zhijun didn't give Ding Yi any time to react. He picked up the teapot and knocked it over again.
"Hahaha……"
Wang Zhijun laughed at this moment. He was so happy that he only made one move in three consecutive games, and there was no loss or draw in the middle.
"Ding Yi, Ding Yi, you are really stupid. I have told you that I have to give you a stone. You won't be so stupid that you won't be able to adapt. If you give you a chance to win, you won't win. Who can you blame this?"
At this moment, Ding Yiliang's eyes were already filled with anger. It was not because Wang Zhijun beat him up to hurt, but because Wang Zhijun's words were so sarcastic.
"I won't believe it again. I can't beat you once today!"
Ding Yi said and raised his right hand again.
Wang Zhijun said: "Don't be serious, don't forget that since we started playing this game before, you have beaten me several times. If I said you, you should practice more, otherwise you will never be able to keep up with me."
Ding Yi said: "What's the point? Haven't you been lucky enough? Why are you so awesome? Be careful that this will make you lose!"
Wang Zhijun said: "I will not lose compared to you. I will tell you clearly, I will make a stone to this!"
Ding Yi said: "Start!"
"Scissors, stones, cloth." The two shouted at the same time, and then stretched out their hands at the same time.
This time Ding Yi changed and did not continue to use scissors. He thought that Wang Zhijun had said that he would have released the stone. This time he said that he would have to be serious about the stone. So he changed the cloth.
However, this time he still lost. Wang Zhijun did not really make a stone as he said, but made changes, and he made scissors.
"Bang!" Wang Zhijun's action of knocking on the tea jar this time was faster than before.
Ding Yi was stunned. He asked Wang Zhijun: "Didn't you say you made a stone?"
Chapter completed!