A new school grass came from Class 1, Grade 3, and news swept across every corner like a strong wind.

Almost every day, girls from other classes come to see each other and peek through the window. If Yingyin goes out to the bathroom and passes by the corridor, those girls will scream neatly.

Yingyin is very upset about this!

When people have troubles, they will talk to friends. It just so happens that Yue Xinghe is most familiar with him at the moment.

However, Yue Xinghe didn't want to pay attention to him, the reason was very simple. Every time Yingyin talked, she would touch him...

"Every day, when I come to the classroom, I have to clean up a large number of love letters and various chocolates. You know, I have bad teeth and can't eat too much food. If I eat too much, I have toothache. What do you think I should do?"

“Transfer to school!”

"But the reason why I transferred to school is because I was so popular in a school!"

"Or what if you say you have rabies? HIV? Make sure those girls are far away from you!"

"I've tried it before, but there are still girls who say they don't care!"

"I suggest you find a girlfriend as soon as possible, so that other female classmates will give up!"

"But there is no girl here that makes me excited!"

"Is there any female teacher that makes you excited? For example, if you have the ability to take her away, all the boys in our class will be grateful to you!"

Yingyin:...

When he returned home, Yue Xinghe turned on the computer and prepared to write, but Posesi unplugged his power supply.

"What are you doing!"

In response, Posesi pointed to the test paper on the table.

Yue Xinghe looked at the various character theorems and formulas functions like the heavenly book above, and felt that he was overwhelmed!

"Posesi! Did you help me do it? Anyway, you can just copy it after you finish it! In return, I will help you write an essay!"

"No! You have to do the test paper! If you don't understand, I can teach you."

"Posesi! I warn you! People's patience is limited! I'm so angry that I can do anything!"

"Okay! Then you can solve this math problem for me, why do I do whatever I want!"

"Hmph! I am not an ordinary person. Let me tell you that my patience is infinite!"

As he said that, Yue Xinghe took out the Chinese test paper below and started to do it.

Yuexinghe's performance is very poor, ranking 599th in the year.

The reason why it is not the last two or three is also due to the subject he is best at: Chinese!

The total score of 150 was. When Yue Xinghe was the best, he got 145 and won the top scorer in the Chinese language exam for the whole year. He was the one who wrote a full-score essay.

Of course, compared with his dazzling Chinese scores, his other scores are also impressive.

Mathematics: If there is no multiple-choice question, then Yuexinghe will get zero points.

English: The English teacher was so angry that he didn't say FUCK

Physics: Apply a force to an object, and the object will feedback a force, so you can go to the sky by stepping on your left foot!

Biology: The idiom "referring to a deer as a horse" is explained in the first class of senior high school, the protagonist is Yuexinghe.

Chemistry: HP represents life, MP represents mana

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After teaching Yuexinghe for an hour, Posesi discovered that Yuexinghe still couldn't answer the first simplest question, he waved his hand in despair, indicating that Yuexinghe could write a novel.

She felt that if she continued to teach, she would probably pass away here!

At the same time, Yuexinghe, who had regained his freedom, turned on the computer and started typing.

Seeing that Yuexinghe began to write, Posesi reminded: "Although tomorrow is Sunday, don't stay up late, do you know? Your health is already poor! Don't die suddenly!"

"Damn! Is there a sister like you?"

...

Yuexinghe was woken up by a call from his mobile phone.

Subconsciously touching the phone and pressing the answer button, Yue Xinghe was confused and said weakly: "Who?"

"Moon Xinghe! It's time now! You're still asleep, right? I'm waiting for you so much that the flowers have faded! Come here quickly! Old place, chase tea!"

After being roared by the sound, Yue Xinghe quickly got up.

He forgot that today is a big day to sign a contract!

After putting on his clothes and washing up, Yue Xinghe was about to go out, but Sophia stopped him.

"Boy! Why are you running so anxiously? Say! Are you going to meet your girlfriend?"

"no!"

"No? Why are you going to do it?"

"Go...do something very important!"

"Oh, that's it! Then go and be careful on the way."

What Yue Xinghe didn't know was that as soon as he left the door, Sophia followed him out...

When Yuexinghe came to chase tea, a woman had been waiting there for a long time.

A woman looks like a twenty-fourth or five years old, and is the best age for a woman. She is neither immature nor too mature.

A beautiful and charming face was as eye-catching as a blooming flower. A long water-blue dress set off her noble temperament, while also pressing her tightly on her body to outline her concave and convex curves, making every man who sees her look away.

Even though Yue Xinghe has seen this woman several times, she is still amazed by her charm.

Yue Xinghe didn't know her real name, but only knew that her stage name was Bibidong.

As soon as Bibidong saw Yue Xinghe, his eyebrows immediately stood up, and he stretched out his hand and grabbed his ears hard!

"It hurts... Why do you women love to pull your ears so much!"

Bibi Dong smiled and said, "Who else can pull your ears!"

Yue Xinghe said helplessly: "Who else can be there except my mother?"

"Good baby! Call mom and listen?"

"roll!"

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After some unnutritional fight, Bibidong took out a document from his briefcase and said, "The contract has been printed. See if there are any problems. If there is no problem, sign the letter."

After watching Yuexinghe and confirming that there was no problem, just as he was about to sign, he directly grabbed his pen with one hand.

Yue Xinghe turned his head angrily and was about to say hello, but he saw a familiar figure!

This figure not only appears in his daily life, but also in his nightmare!

So-Fei-Ya!

"Mom, why are you here?"

"Boy! If I don't come, you won't know if you're sold!"

As he said that, Sophia took the contract on the table and looked at it.

After browsing roughly, Sophia frowned and asked, "Are you writing a novel?"

Yue Xinghe just nodded, Bibidong on the side said, "This lady, you really have a good son! It's okay if you are so beautiful, but you still use your talent to make a living. If I had such a son, I could wake up laughing in my dreams!"

Sofia said expressionlessly: "Yes! There is such a foolish son who is always worried about him in his dreams! Say! What's your purpose in getting close to him?"

"As you can see, it's just a simple cooperative relationship. Look, aren't the contracts in your hands?"
Chapter completed!