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9. Who dares to disagree

The cattle and horse stable is the place where the Red Eyebrow Army feeds cattle, horses and livestock. It contains horses, cows, sheep, donkeys, mules, dogs, chickens, ducks, and geese. It is almost a huge livestock settlement.

Although it is known as the general manager of the entire army, due to the chaos in the management of the Red Eyebrow Army, they fight on their own. In fact, each battalion robs them separately, and the robbed property and livestock are directly pulled back to the camp, and only a few of them are taken here. However, the livestock directly under the battalion of Fan Chong, Xie Lu and other major leaders are concentrated here.

The Red Eyebrow Army now has 30 battalions, each with more than 10,000 people. With such a huge army, even if some of the livestock are collected here, the number is amazing enough.

At this time, there was a busy scene in the cattle stable. The cattle and horse officials ran around. The coachmen raised their whips and drove in and out. The cattle and horse screamed mixed with human voices, and the smell of livestock manure was particularly strong.

Several short-brown shepherds gathered in front of the cowshed and were working together to pull a stubborn cow. A horse boy was carefully brushing the horse. The water soaked his calf's nose. A coachman was pulling the shaft of the carriage onto the mule's back. The mule shook his head and refused to submit.

Everything is no different from usual.

Until someone shouted, "Look! Who is that person? Is it a basin?"

"You also called the basin? You should call him Your Majesty!"

"Then, is that your Majesty? Hehe, your Majesty, I was playing with mud with me a few days ago!" The cowherd laughed sneer.

Everyone looked over and saw a man with a red body coming over, followed by two eunuchs, one bent over and the other with a flattering look on his face; the other stroked his chest with his hands and frowned.

Is it Liu Penzi? That cowherd who is covered in mud every day and never has a clean face? It is impossible, he is not so majestic and beautiful!

"This dress is so beautiful!" The half-baby looked at it with envy. Everyone's aesthetic tastes were surprisingly consistent, and the bright and eye-catching color was beautiful.

The cows and horses stopped their work and discussed it all the time. At this time, the little red man had already walked up to him and smiled and said, "Hello, everyone, your family!"

Qing family, what is the Qing family? It sounds very powerful, and it seems to be a big shot. The young men couldn't help but straighten their backs freely.

Several familiar friends greeted him, "Bann... Your Majesty, you have no mud on your face, and I don't know you anymore."

"This is so beautiful, it doesn't look like you at all."

"I really can't tell you are dressed so majestic."

The emperor held his head up, his hands behind his back, and his body stood straight. Although there was a smile on his face, he felt a sense of distance that was high above. The Niu officials felt that Liu Penzi was a little strange.

The eunuch who was holding his sad face tightly with his hands suddenly shouted: "Why don't you know any etiquette at all? You haven't paid any respect to Your Majesty!" His voice was like a thunderbolt.

When Liu Penzi ascended the throne, these cows and horse officials looked at him from a distance, and saw that the entire army was kneeling at him, even the leaders such as Fan Chong and Xu Xuan who were usually worshipping gods. Therefore, they also muttered in their hearts that this cow official who was like them might have really changed and could no longer treat him as casually as before.

A few children knelt down first, so the rest of them also knelt on the ground full of livestock manure, and a sparse voice sounded, "I have seen Your Majesty!" "Long live Your Majesty!"

Niu Tou was not satisfied and was about to continue teaching their etiquette. Liu Penzi had already said first: "Okay, they are all brothers, why are you doing so polite? Everyone, please be calm!"

The Qing family, dressed in rags and mud, stood up one after another, some were at a loss, and some were smiling secretly.

The two eunuchs were muttering all the way, and of course the emperor was sitting at home waiting for the carriage to come to the door. How could he personally come to such a dirty place?

But Liu Penzi likes the cow stable, and his little brothers are all here. If he wants to be a fool, he has to help him become a slander, right?

At this time, the horse face raised a long voice and said, "Your Majesty is on patrol, where is the car?"

Several horse officials pushed and shoved, but no one was willing to step forward. Finally, one of the horse officials couldn't push it, walked up and said, "Matou said, hehe, Liu... Your descendant, please take him to this car, hehe." He reached out and pointed to the side.

It was a flatbed car with no canopy on it and was exposed. The car board was covered with dust. I don’t know what goods had been loaded. The one who pulled the car was an old mule with mixed fur and skinny hair. At this time, it was lowering its head, its hooves gently digging to the ground, and a piece of steaming shit was rolling down from behind its butt.

Who has never taken such a broken car in rural areas? Whenever the festival is held, adults drive this kind of car, carry things produced in their own fields, and take their little ones to the market to sell.

This shabby farm mule cart is the car that Liu Biao prepared for the new emperor?

Everyone opened their eyes wide, looked at the car, and Liu Penzi, and for a moment, there was a silence around them.

Suddenly, a horse official burst into laughter, as if touching the mechanism, and everyone came to life one by one. The laughter and buzzing discussion immediately rang out.

This is a blatant contempt and a naked challenge to the new emperor! Liu Penzi knew that this would never be what Liu Xiaqing meant. It must be that the horse-headed Liu Biao was demonstrating to him, with the purpose of tearing off his glamorous emperor's robe and letting him look embarrassed in public.

Liu Penzi remembers that Liu Biao has always been powerful and bullied him a lot. If it weren't for the protection of his second brother Liu Mao, he wouldn't have been beaten a lot. No wonder he was not convinced. He didn't dare to give up any farts. He always was a cowherd girl who was timid and became a noble emperor. If he wanted to let him Liu Biao serve him, the two of them would have been psychologically unbalanced.

Now everyone is watching Liu Penzi. If he just recognizes this, he will immediately become a laughing stock for the entire army. The so-called true emperor will become a joke. Liu Penzi will never think about putting on the airs of the emperor in front of others in the future. Let’s continue to be a human being with his tail between his tail!

Liu Penzi sneered secretly, saying that he was a foolish monarch, why should he do something? The only difficulty is how to deal with it, beheading, chopping, or burning it? Or just go to the palace and use it for the cow head and horse face? Forget it, don’t have to make such a big fanfare, just punish them a little, let them know that they are powerful, who made His Majesty the Emperor of Han so kind?

But before he could react, Niu Tou began to cry: "It's simply bold and unreasonable! How can the power of His Majesty the Great Han Dynasty be so blasphemous? You, you traitors!" For some reason, this serious eunuch had such a hoarse voice, at least in terms of voice, Niu Tou was still very manly.

He was tall and his huge head, and he shouted in a rough and generous manner, which was quite powerful. The half-big children present were shocked by him.

Eunuchs are appendixes of imperial power and always rely on the emperor to survive. They are the most safeguarding of the emperor's dignity outside. At this time, these two eunuchs were almost Liu Penzi's most reliable teammates.

Ma Ming said, "Where is your Shangguan? Let him go back and forth your Majesty's words!"

"Shangguan? What Shangguan? We don't have the surname Shangguan! Oh, you mean horse head... He was still there just now, now, the little horse official turned his head and looked around, "I don't know where he went."

Liu Biao obviously hid, just to make the little emperor angry but have nowhere to go.

Ma Hou said, "Your Majesty's body of a thousand gold, how can you sit on such a thing? Why don't you go and prepare again?"

No one moved the horse officials. Some looked down at the ground, and some looked up at the sky. No one listened to him. The county magistrate was better than to be in charge. The emperor was high and they couldn't reach it. They only knew that the horse's fist was the hardest.

A fifteen-and-six-year-old horse official said stuttering: "But, if you want to get a cart and ask for a horse's head, the horse's head is not there..."

"Hahahahahahahahahaha!" Liu Penzi suddenly burst into laughter, and everyone looked at him in surprise. Your Majesty is... crazy?

The cow head and horse face were so scared that he fell to the ground, "I will die, your majesty will calm down!"

Liu Penzi laughed a few times, making everyone confused. Then he stopped laughing and waved his hand at them. Will he be angry about this little thing?

"Who said the horse's head is not there?" the emperor suddenly stopped and smiled, and said, "The horse's head is here."

The horse officials were stunned. They looked around and saw where was Liu Biao's shadow?

Liu Penzi shook his sleeves, turned his hands back, and said loudly: "All the king's land under the sky is the king's land; the shores of the earth are the king's ministers. You and others are all my people, the lakes, seas, mountains and rivers belong to me. I am the emperor and the herdsman on behalf of the heavens. I am the boss, who dares not accept it? Wherever the power of heaven comes, pheasants are scattered and rats run away, there is no remains, all things in the world are allowed to be obtained!"

Liu Penzi was just talking nonsense, and the teenagers were stunned when they heard it. The emperor said everything he said, but he couldn't understand it, but he didn't need to understand it all. Just remember one of them. He is the boss, who dares not accept it?

Suit! The teenagers have capital letters on their faces.

Liu Benzi's saliva was flying everywhere, and he was very excited. This was the aura of a foolish monarch who looked down on the world!

"The whole world is mys! This mountain, this river, this cow, this horse, and this livestock are all mys." Liu Penzi slashed his hands, as if he had cut everything into his arms.
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