Liu Penzi thought for three days, trying to solve this dead end and find his way to survive in this troubled world.

Finally, he was sad to find that he could only escape like the cowherd, and this emperor could not do it, and even the Red Eyebrow Army could not stay for a long time.

It is best to take advantage of this matter that has not yet fermented, quickly get rid of the emperor's hat, disappear from the public's sight, secretly find a place to live in seclusion, rely on your own knowledge advantage of two thousand years ahead to get rich, and be a free and rich man. China is so big, the world is so chaotic, and there are no technologies such as ID cards and fingerprint identification from later generations, so hiding anonymity is not a problem.

A emperor who has no sense of existence must not be held back by Liu Xiu, and a nationwide search or something.

If the emperor's hat cannot retreat in the short term and the emperor's hat has an influence, then only by using this influence to find opportunities to leave the Red Eyebrow Army and surrender to Liu Xiu, turn this influence into political capital, and strive to gain a place in the future Eastern Han court.

The gap between active surrender and passive surrender is too big, which shows that he has no political ambitions at all. Even if Liu Xiu is trying to show off, he has to offer him. Perhaps he can use his talents to make a career in the future!

However, Liu Penzi did not want to pin his destiny on the gifts of Emperor Guangwu. Under the highly centralized system in ancient China, he was the emperor for one day and was afraid of his life. The most likely result was to deprive political rights for life. The best choice is to escape from this right and wrong.

The cowherd has confirmed that it is not easy to run out. Liu Penzi decided to take a different approach and find a unique way. Since she can't run, she will not run away. Now she has to change her playing style, that is: toss, mess around, and be dying!

I kept doing it until everyone couldn't stand it, everyone hated it until everyone didn't want him to be the emperor.

He has been infamous until his reputation has become famous. All China knows that this emperor is scheming and incompetent, and is not suitable to be an emperor at all, so he relaxes his vigilance against him.

Yes, just be a fool!

He set this lofty ambition and was about to start implementing it immediately, but the room was empty, so he was the only one who was the foolish lord to show him?

Liu Penzi shouted: "Come on! Where are the people? Where are they dead?"

With this shout, the door opened. The two of them came in quickly, and as soon as they entered the door, they knelt down on the ground, kowtowed and bowed: "I am late to serve you, please forgive me!"

The appearance of these two people is completely different from that of ordinary Red Eyebrow Army. They have a very familiar feeling when they wear it. After thinking about it, Liu Penzi finally remembered that there are not many such dresses in the TV series?

"Are you eunuchs?" he asked.

"Your Majesty's wise illumination, his knowledge is extraordinary. I came from the summer palace." said the eunuch with a long face.

This sounds very cultural.

Liu Penzi nodded, who said the Red Eyebrow Army was not formal? The work efficiency of others is very good. In just a few days, even the eunuchs have cut out.

He asked again: "Where is the summer palace? It's my... Could it be Wang Mang's palace?"

"Your Majesty, the Xia Palace is the emperor of the previous dynasty. Oh no, it is the palace of the pseudo-Emperor Mang. The pseudo-Emperor Mang forced me to work in the summer palace for twelve years. Although I was in the pseudo-Emperor, I was looking forward to the revival of our Han Dynasty every day. Now Your Majesty is finally back. I am really lucky to serve Your Majesty in my life, and I am happy... Woooooo, I must be a cow and a horse, and serve Your Majesty well."

There is a palace near Huashan, which is used to escape the summer heat in the palace. After Wang Mang's defeat, the eunuchs in the palace fled everywhere, with only a few without relatives and nowhere to go, so they stayed in this desolate palace and lived a very hard life.

These people are the most difficult to survive in troubled times. They have no skills and can't farm. They don't even have tools to be ducks. If the Red Eyebrow Army hadn't caught them, they would have starved to death sooner or later.

Their specialty is to serve people. Now that they are better, they are finally able to do their jobs. The two eunuchs' faces are filled with joy of reemployment.

The guy with a big head grabbed his chest with one hand, looking so excited that he was about to faint, and his thin face bent over and smiled charmingly, "I wonder what your Majesty has to give?"

Liu Penzi said: "That, you two... your surname? What do you call them?"

The two of them immediately kowtowed like pounding garlic, their thin faces were so scared that their faces were pale, and they kept saying, "Your Majesty, don't say that, you'll kill me. Your Majesty is the true dragon emperor, and your Majesty is a humble slave. Your Majesty just shouts at will, how... how can you be so polite?"

His big head was already full of tears and said rudely: "Your Majesty! Your Majesty, how can you tell me a noble surname? I am so cheap, how can I afford the word "noble"? Your Majesty, do you dislike me and don't want me? Your Majesty! Please, don't drive me away!"

Liu Penzi was dumbfounded, looking at the mud that could not be supported by the wall, and was full of scammers. Oh no, I don’t even have a dick, what kind of scammers are you?

He couldn't help but raise his legs, kicked them one by one, and scolded, "Dog thing!"

The two of them got up and knelt again, with a three-point joy on their faces, and said with a thin face: "Your Majesty's dragon foot stepping on me, and I'm a little noble, which is really a blessing for me, but Your Majesty is a body of gold, how can you take your feet with your own feet? Next time, you don't have to blame your Majesty personally, and you will kick each other."

"Your Majesty! You can't be polite to me. You should beat and scold me. Don't be polite, don't be polite! Your Majesty is polite, I'm so unsure, I'm so unsure!" Big head beats my chest with both hands, and tears flow.

When Liu Penzi came to this strange society, he was unable to complain and could not help but follow the customs.

According to their respective appearance characteristics, the emperor immediately gave names to the two eunuchs, the one with a big head is called the bull head and the one with a thin face is called the horse face.

He is very satisfied with his creativity, and this naming method is very foolish.

Liu Penzi sat on the bed carelessly, letting the cow head and horse face pinch his back and legs, and massage his whole body. Don't say it, it was so comfortable to press it, and the techniques were far superior to those masseurs in later generations. It seemed that they had undergone special training and were used to it.

He was full of peace, but he never forgot the great ideal in his heart. "You must be successful and be a competent monarch. You must not be too good!" Liu Penzi secretly warned himself.

"Nuota, horse face, in your opinion, how about me...?"

"Your Majesty's posture of dragon and phoenix, the manifestation of the sky and the sun, the wisdom and the virtues of all directions. There is no emperor from ancient times to the present who can match Your Majesty." The bull-headed and horse-faced face slapped this section of flattery particularly neatly and loudly, just like the text of the text.

"Then I am a good emperor?"

"Your Majesty is wise! Your Majesty is a rare saint." Ma Ming answered first.

With a "bang", Liu Benzi slapped the low table, shaking the plate on it so hard that it jumped up.

“Bold!”

The two eunuchs were so scared that they knelt on the ground, trembling, not knowing what they said wrong. This passage was specially trained by old eunuchs in the past. It was a complete standard answer, and there would be no mistakes!

But the little emperor in front of them was already so angry that his face flushed, "Who said that my dragon and phoenix posture, the sunlight? Are your dog blind? Didn't you see that I look so dark and don't look like the emperor at all? Who said that I am a saint? I am obviously a stupor! Do you know? You two dogs, listen to me. If you dare to say that I am wise and powerful again in the future, be careful of your dog's life!"

"I don't dare!" The cowhead and horse face were almost crying. What's going on? Is it still a pleasant flattery?

The little emperor walked to the bronze mirror and took it left and right. No matter how he took it, he was a handsome black face, cool and handsome, and heroic. It was really hard to say that he was a foolish monarch.
Chapter completed!