Chapter 742 The Senate Assassination(1/2)
"Not good, no good, the Qin people brought new monsters." A small man hurried in and said to Augustus with tears in his eyes: "We're done."
Augustus drew his sword and slashed at the pawn's head.
The pawn was startled and quickly retreated, finally escaping.
Augustus lost interest without hitting the sword and asked lightly: "What happened again?"
The little pawn said tremblingly: "The Qin people brought a monster, which is very huge, like a huge centipede."
"This centipede can swallow clouds and spit out fog, making loud noises, and it is extremely fast. Just now, the villain saw with his own eyes that thousands of Qin soldiers appeared from the centipede's belly, and Qin soldiers moved food and grass from it."
Augustus said, "I understand."
Augustus has become very Buddhist now.
When bad news comes, just chop the informant. If it can't be cut... then forget it.
In order to deal with the Qin people, he had tried countless methods.
He killed his beloved David, imprisoned Anthony, and gave all his troops to his close ministers.
But it seems to be useless.
Augustus is now drunk and dreams of living drunk all day long.
As for the big centipede, what is the Qin Bing in the centipede's belly...
Just be it, Augustus is no longer surprised.
No matter what strange things the Qin people did, he was not surprised. Even if one day the Qin people pulled the gods in the sky down to help, Augustus felt that it was normal.
This world is so crazy.
At the same time, close ministers are discussing with the elders.
These veterans have long been very powerful, and August, who has long been dissatisfied with the confused August.
The close ministers held military power and were full of confidence, and said to the elders: "How about you recommend me to be the new Augustus?"
It turned out that they looked at each other and said quietly: "It's great, why should we replace Augustus?"
"If I had become Augustus, I would give you more rights, more land, more slaves."
As soon as these words were spoken, the elders next to them were moved.
They said quietly: "We do not care about power and wealth. But... the kingdom of gods is very dangerous now, but Augustus is drunk all day long. If we let it go like this, we will all want
Become a prisoner of the Qin people.”
"So, for the sake of the people of the Kingdom of Gods and for the common interests of everyone, we have to do this brightest and most correct thing."
"I believe that after the gods heard about it, they will definitely protect us again."
The close minister nodded vigorously.
The senators said, "You think of a way to let Augustus come to the Senate. We have our own arrangements for the rest of the matter, so you don't have to worry about it."
The close minister responded: "Don't worry."
Afterwards, the close minister returned to his home excitedly and began to conspire with his confidant how to get rid of Augustus.
It is very easy to get rid of Augustus. Just pull out the dagger and stab it in.
Augustus has been drunk recently and has many opportunities to do this.
But the key is, after killing Augustus, will it still be controlled by the Senate? That is absolutely not possible.
The close minister was a very ambitious man. After he killed Augustus, he would take the opportunity to accuse the Senate and destroy the Senate.
It is said that the emperor of the Qin Dynasty is just right and the ministers are really envious...
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"Brother Huai, when do you think we can go back?" Li Xin sat in a wheelchair and asked Li Shui lazily while drinking.
Li Xin's appearance is similar to Augustus.
Li Shui next to him was in the same position. While drinking water, he sighed and said, "The project is progressing a bit slow, it will probably take a few months."
"The main reason is that the craftsmen here are not good, and the mineral deposits are not good. I remember there are large coal mines and iron ores here, so why is it so difficult to explore?"
Li Xin looked at Li Shui curiously: "Brother Huai, how did you know there are large iron ore and coal mines here?"
Li Shui said, "What... I am a banished immortal, I can calculate and calculate, so if you calculate this little thing, you will know what's going on."
Li Xin said oh, and asked Li Shui, "Can you help me calculate when will I return to Daqin and Xianyang?"
Li Shui asked Li Xin in confusion: "Brother Li, what did you do? Why do you want to go back all day long?"
Li Xin touched his biceps: "Some people like us who are strong and physically have strong needs, you don't understand."
Li Shui: “…”
He leaned into Li Xin's ear and whispered, "I have some secret recipes for baldness here. Are you interested?"
Li Xin was stunned and his eyes lit up.
Then he coughed dryly: "That, I don't need it."
Li Shui looked at Li Xin's hair bun and said, "Brother Li thought no one would see it if he hid it?"
Li Xin touched his hair bun guiltily: "How did you see it?"
Li Shui said: "In our fairy world, there is a supreme saying. I have become stronger and I have become bald. Brother Li, this is clearly the case."
Li Xin coughed dryly: "What is your secret recipe?"
Li Shui said: "Which one can be effective quickly and one can be slow to achieve. Which one do you listen to?"
Li Xin said: "Of course, it will take effect quickly."
Li Shui said: "According to my research, hair loss is because something is secreted too much, and the person responsible for secreting this thing is..."
Li Shui coughed dryly and said to Li Xin: "I am a shameless person, and I can't say something."
Li Xin: "...You don't talk nonsense? You're shameless."
Li Shui cleared his throat: "I'll just say it. The eunuchs in the palace will not be bald. If you want to prevent baldness, the easiest way is to use a crack."
Li Xin: "…"
He shook his head: "No need, it's too much to become an incomplete person for a few hairs."
Li Shui said again: "Then we can only use the slow method. I will take the medicine for the slow method. One is applied to the top of the head, and the other is taken orally."
"Both drugs have some side effects, which may affect the function of that aspect. But don't worry, it's just a certain chance, not everyone will affect it."
"Even if you are unfortunately affected, it will definitely not affect your use. My sister-in-law will still be very loving to you."
Li Xin looked up and down for a while and said quietly: "How strange, why do you understand so much? Could it be that you have become a good doctor after a long illness?"
Li Shui coughed dryly: "It's not the case. After I arrived at the barbarian country, I saw that there were many bald people here, so I remembered the prescriptions from the fairy world."
Li Xin said oh, "Then this medicine..."
Li Shui said: "It has not been developed yet. I will tell Shangjun Villa to step up the development."
Li Xin: "...Is it like a telegram that I have to wait until the year of the Monkey and Horse Month again?"
Li Shui coughed dryly: "Don't be so pessimistic, this thing is different from a telegram."
Li Xin breathed a sigh of relief.
Li Shui said again: "Its R&D cycle should be longer than the telegram."
Li Xin: "…"
Li Shui looked at the barbarians coming and going, especially at their shiny heads, and thought to himself: I will help you study the antidote to cure baldness two thousand years in advance. This should be able to solve this problem now.
At this time, a small pawn came over and said to Li Shui: "Based on the detailed rewards we sent to the barbarian leaders, there has been a turbulent place recently, and it seems that something big is going to happen."
Li Shui said: "What big thing happened?"
The young master said: "Augus had a close minister before. Now his close minister has mastered military power and gradually he is not respectful to Augustus."
"Recently, he has been in and out of the Senate frequently, such as he is trying to conspire with the Senate to kill Augustus and become king."
Li Shui nodded and said, "This is easy to deal with. Write a letter of surrender to Augustus and ask him to surrender as soon as possible. By the way, tell him that his close ministers are going to rebel."
The little master was stunned: "Do you just tell him bluntly?"
Li Shui nodded: "Helping others is the foundation of happiness."
The young master said, "However, after telling him, wouldn't he be able to destroy the plot of rebellion by his close ministers? This plot was destroyed. Wouldn't the barbarian country be stable?"
Li Shui said: "Even if the barbarian country is stable, it is not our opponent."
"What's more, can they really stabilize? My close ministers have already grasped the military power, will they surrender?"
"At that time, Augustus and his close ministers will definitely have a fight, and the Senate will... be in chaos."
"I don't know who wins and who loses these three parties. I just know that our battle will be smoother."
The little servant nodded deeply and said with admiration: "The banished immortal is really a magical trick."
To be continued...