Feng Quili was still a little hesitant. He said to Feng Jia: "However, I am the imperial censor in the court, and my status is the same as Huaiguzi. If I go to him today to plead guilty, wouldn't it be too... wouldn't it be too..."

Feng Jia said: "Master, you are overthinking. In the past, when Lian Po appealed to Lin Xiangru, didn't the two of them still have the same status?"

Feng Quili nodded: "That's true. But... if I go to plead guilty, but the banished immortal ridicules me, what should I do?"

Feng Jia: "..."

He suddenly realized that this was really possible.

With the temperament of banishing immortals, 80% of the time he would really do this.

Feng Jia thought for a while and said to Feng Quili: "Master, if we take the initiative to plead guilty, we will give the banished immortal enough face. If the banished immortal refuses to forgive us and still mocks us, then he is at fault."

"He can publish newspapers, but we can't publish newspapers? I heard that there is a Confucian newspaper in Xianyang City, which is specifically against the banishment of immortals."

"If the banishment of immortals is really sorry for us, we can record the situation exactly as it was at that time, and then send it to the Confucian newspaper."

Feng Quili said: "But wouldn't it be too embarrassing for me?"

Feng Jia coughed dryly: "Master, before that, you have already lost all your people."

Feng Quli: "..."

It seems...it's true.

Feng Jia said excitedly: "Moreover, has Master ever thought that if we really published such a newspaper, the civil and military officials of the entire court would definitely sympathize with us?"

"We sincerely sought peace from the banished immortal for the sake of the peace of our great Qin. But the banished immortal refused to give in. This is too much."

"By that time, the reputation of banishing the immortal will become worse and worse, and we will have an advantage."

Feng Quli nodded: "It makes sense, it makes sense."

Then, he rolled his eyes and said, "I suddenly had another idea."

Feng Jia immediately acted like he was all ears.

Feng Quili said: "If we...I bear the burden of apology, after seeing the banished immortal, I don't care whether the banished immortal reconciles with me or ridicules me. I just need to write an article and say that the banished immortal is humiliating me."

I……"

Feng Jia was stunned for a moment, and then understood: "What the master means is to spread rumors to banish the immortal. Do you want everyone to think that the banished immortal will not be spared and will humiliate the master?"

Feng Quli nodded.

Feng Jia clapped his hands and said, "This is a wonderful plan. It's so wonderful. In this way, the master's shame of asking for forgiveness can be washed away."

Feng Quli suddenly laughed.

He stood up and suddenly became very confident, as if it was nothing embarrassing to plead guilty.

He said to Feng Jia: "Go and prepare. The more miserable the preparations are, the better, and the more humble the better. By the way, I'll ask if there is anyone in the army who knows how to operate a camera. I'll take a couple of photos when the time comes."

"This photo needs to show my predecessors, and also show the arrogance of banished immortals. Isn't there a popular saying nowadays? Wherever there is a picture, there is the truth, so I will give him the truth."

Feng Jia responded repeatedly.

Feng Quili smiled with satisfaction. He suddenly realized that it was not embarrassing to go to the trouble of asking for forgiveness.

It seems that what Feng Jia said is really right. This is a shameless era. You can't be stubborn. Whoever has the thickest skin will benefit.

…………

"Oh, this is a shameless era." Li Shui sat in a wheelchair and shook his head helplessly.

In front of him, there were several pawns standing with red faces, asking for leave from him.

They are all strong-blooded men, and they always have some needs.

These soldiers have been away from home for a long time, and they can't help but have some thoughts.

It was said that some local women in the next town were doing that kind of thing, so these soldiers became interested.

At first they tried their best to endure it, but later they couldn't bear it anymore and came in groups to ask for leave from Li Shui.

It seems that after there are more people, everyone's face becomes thicker.

After Li Shui heard their reasons for asking for leave, he neither agreed nor disagreed. He just kept lamenting that people's hearts are not ancient.

Li Xin said with a smile beside him: "Brother Huai, why do you feel a little envious when I hear your words?"

Li Shui was stunned, stared and said, "What am I envious of?"

Li Xin said: "Of course I'm envious that they can go find prostitutes, but you can't. If you marry a princess, you can't get close to anyone else in this life."

Li Shui snorted: "So, Brother Li can get close to prostitutes? I don't know if Mrs. Sister-in-law would mind."

Li Xin: "..."

The pawns all laughed secretly in their hearts: These two people are hurting each other again.

Li Xin coughed dryly and said to Li Shui: "My wife and I are in harmony with each other, so why should we look for some prostitute?"

Li Shui said: "The princess and I are also a match made in heaven, and we don't need a prostitute either."

The two men boasted and described themselves as the greatest love saints of all time.

The pawns listened for a while, then interrupted them with a dry smile: "Two adults, we haven't married yet, so we don't need to be so loyal, right?"

Li Shui sighed and said: "You have food and sex, so logically speaking, I shouldn't stop you. It's just... if this kind of thing is not handled well, there will be an infectious disease."

The pawns nodded one after another.

Da Qin also had female clans, and people in the female clans were reported to be sick from time to time, so everyone had some knowledge in this area.

Li Shui said: "If you want to go, you need to bring a military doctor with you. You can only go after the military doctor has completed the examination."

"The person who goes there must be in good health. And the prostitute must also be in good health."

The pawns all nodded vigorously and looked at Li Shui excitedly.

They felt that Li Shui would agree immediately and the matter was basically a done deal.

Unexpectedly, Li Shui said again: "In addition, if you leave your flesh and blood here, it will be a troublesome thing after all. Not long ago, Shangjun Courtyard invented something, you may be able to use it."

The pawns all looked at Li Shui curiously.

Li Shui took out a paper bag.

The paper bag is very small, smaller than a human hand. Once you pinch it, you will find that it is so soft that you don’t know what is inside.

Li Shui coughed dryly and said, "This is made of Lingnan rubber. It has a soft texture and is very comfortable. When you wear it, it will look like nothing. You will definitely like it."

The pawns all looked confused.

Li Shui pointed to the paper bag: "There are specific usage methods on it, and they have been drawn into pictures. You can understand them at a glance."

These pawns looked down and suddenly started laughing.

Li Xin took a look and nodded: "This is indeed a shameless era."

Li Shui coughed dryly and said seriously: "This thing is for the welfare of thousands of women. It prevents them from having to constantly struggle with childbirth. It also saves them from the pain of contracting diseases."

"How can such a good thing that benefits the country and the people be said to be shameless? Brother Li, you are a bit narrow-minded."

Li Xin: "..."

Just now, these Qin soldiers just wanted to find someone to have fun, so you said they were shameless. Now that you specifically use this tool for fun, aren't you being shameless?

Li Xin was a little angry.

What's the point of this?

Li Shui handed those tools to the Qin soldiers, and then told them: "These things are given to you for free this time. There will be charges in the future."

"You don't want to use this thing just for the sake of convenience. You will get sick later and be unable to marry and have children when you return to your hometown. You will be in pain when the time comes."

These Qin soldiers nodded nervously.

In Qin Bing's view, marrying a wife and having children is a major event in life. If this matter cannot be completed, it would be too bad, so they all nodded nervously.

A pawn asked with concern: "Excuse me, Exiled Immortal, how much does it cost to buy this tool?"

Li Shui said: "One penny each."

The pawn was surprised and delighted: "So cheap?"

Li Shui hummed, nodded and said, "This is a civil and military dynasty. For the sake of your health, this is a special subsidy."

The pawns said in surprise: "Have all the adults in the court also contributed money?"

Li Shui said: "This is natural."

Li Shui waved his hand and said, "Go ahead and remember to bring a military doctor with you."

The pawns took their tools and left with smiles on their faces.

After they left, Li Xin looked at Li Shui in confusion: "I also paid? Why didn't I know?"

Li Shui took out a very exquisite box from his arms.

This box is carved from red sandalwood and decorated with gold, making it extremely precious.

Li Shui handed the box to Li Xin.
To be continued...