Chapter 61 The Mouthful Hero Satire
Touman Shanyu was like a blazing fire and wanted to kill Maodun with a knife, but was persuaded by the Yan family.
Shanyu followed the good advice and listened very much to the advice. He threw the knife on the ground and shouted outside: "Come here, send my order to quickly pack Mo Dun and let him go on his mission to Donghu. Leave immediately without delay."
Chanyu, who was outside the battalion commander, quickly gave instructions about Maodun's envoy.
And Shatilie pulled his mother into the camp: "Just now, why didn't you take the opportunity to kill Mao Dun?"
Mrs. Yan looked outside the tent and said: "Chan Yunai and I are husband and wife. We sit and sleep together in the same place. I know him very well. Sex is like a raging fire. It can be ignited at a moment's notice. But the fire comes quickly and goes away quickly.
It’s also fast.”
"He just took the knife to look for Maodun, but he may have regretted it before he found it. By then, as long as someone persuades him, he will change his mind."
"Since you can't kill Mao Dun today, why don't you let me be a good person? Mao Dun has been rude to me many times, and I have to intercede on his behalf. The Chanyu will pity me more and trust me more. I will say more in the future
Due to Mao Dun's bad behavior, Chanyu will definitely become murderous towards Mao Dun."
"At that time, how can Maodun, who is far away in Donghu and already precarious, survive?"
Shatilie said with admiration: "If the mother is a boy, she can be a chanyu."
Mrs. Yan smiled slightly, picked up the kumiss on the table and took a sip.
Shatilie was silent for a while, and then asked in a low voice: "Moton, was it really true that you were ever rude to your mother? Did you say that you wanted to marry you?"
Mr. Yan said calmly: "He is a mortal man. Whether he has this intention or not, it doesn't matter anymore."
After finishing speaking, Mrs. Yan turned her head and looked at Shanyu who was giving orders outside the tent.
Touman Chanyu is tall and tall, like a tough mountain, but after all, this mountain is old, senile, and unable to cope with its needs. And the Yan family is still young.
Sometimes, in the dead of night, Mr. Yan would even think wildly: "It would be great if Touman was replaced by Maodun."
However, this thought only passed by for a moment, and was quickly restrained by Mr. Yan.
Mao Dun is Sha Tilie's mortal enemy, and Mao Dun must die. Only after he dies can Sha Ti Lie become the Chanyu. And as the mother of the Chan Yu, what kind of male slave does she want?
While Mrs. Yan was thinking wildly, Touman strode in.
Obviously, Mao Dun's matter has been taken care of by him. At this time, Mao Dun, who looked confused, was already on his way to Donghu as an envoy.
Shatilie bowed respectfully and said, "Thank you very much, father, for upholding justice for my mother."
Shan Yu laughed loudly: "Your mother and I are husband and wife, so I naturally want to protect her."
Yan's face was also full of smiles, and she leaned in Chanyu's arms and asked Shatilie with a smile: "What did you learn during this mission to the Central Plains?"
Shatilie thought for a while and said: "The Qin army has strong horses and strong horses, and its combat power is extremely high. I looked all the way from the Great Wall to Xianyang and saw that everyone was wearing thick armor and their swords were very sharp. Hundreds of thousands of people were lined up in formation.
It can be so quiet without any sound."
Shan Yu was surprised: "Has the military strength of the Central Plains reached this level?"
Shatilie gritted his teeth and said, "Yes."
He had to emphasize the strength of the Qin Dynasty, otherwise if Touman Chanyu grew stronger and attacked the Qin Dynasty, his secrets would be exposed by the Qin people.
Even if you want to target Da Qin, even if you want to take revenge, you still have to wait until Maodun is dead. By then, you will be the only son of Shanyu. Even if you are castrated, what will happen to Shanyu Touman?
When the Chanyu was still surprised, Yan suddenly laughed and said: "The Central Plains has a large population, so it is not surprising to have such a constant army of soldiers and horses. In my opinion, even our Huns cavalry are not afraid of them."
Touman Shanyu nodded and said: "This is natural. Our Huns cavalry come and go like the wind, and they will be invincible."
Yanshi smiled and said: "I am a little surprised by Sha Tilie. This kid has always had his eyes high above his head, shouting that the southerners are all fat sheep. He should lead troops to destroy the Central Plains as soon as possible and annex the world. I didn't expect that he would be humble when he came back this time.
A lot."
Shatilie immediately said: "This time on my mission to the Central Plains, I have gained more knowledge and experience. I will indeed conquer the Central Plains in the future, but not with brute force, but... as the Central Plains people say, know yourself and the enemy.
You can fight a hundred battles without danger."
"Okay!" Shan Yu patted his thigh and said with great satisfaction: "My son has such knowledge, which shows that he has really grown up. I will leave the grassland to you in the future, so you will feel more at ease."
Shatilie was immediately overjoyed.
Yan asked again: "How do the people of Qin treat you?"
Shatilie has simulated this question countless times in his mind, and has memorized the set of words by heart.
So he smiled slightly and said: "The Qin people are known as a country of etiquette, but in my opinion, it is just a false name. When I first arrived in Xianyang, there was a general named Li Xin who wanted to give me a showdown."
Shan Yu was shocked: "Li Xin? That is a fierce general. Qin destroyed the six kingdoms, and his shadow was there."
Shatilie said: "Yes, he is indeed a strong general. However, the two of us competed secretly. He was defeated."
Shan Yu was overjoyed: "My son deserves to be the first warrior on the grassland."
Shatilie smiled slightly and added: "Later I met the Emperor of Qin, and he was extremely polite to me. It can be seen that although the Qin Dynasty has strong soldiers and horses, it is very afraid of me, the Huns."
"Especially my defeat of Li Xin shocked the Qin people, and they were more interested in making good friends with the Xiongnu."
"Later, the Emperor Qin held a special banquet. All civil and military officials and princes came to accompany me. During the banquet, a magician named Huaiguzi presented me with immortal wine. It is said that this wine was obtained from an immortal on the top of Kunlun Mountain.
Come."
Shanyu's eyes widened when he heard this: "Xianjiu? Seriously?"
Satire said: "This wine is extremely fragrant and extremely strong, unlike anything in the world."
Chanyu was even a little envious of Shatilie. He even wanted to go on a mission to the Central Plains himself.
Shatilie added: "After losing for a while, Li Xin wanted to have a drinking contest with me. As a result, I felt very happy after drinking. But he fell to the ground drunk and looked ugly."
Shanyu laughed heartily and said a few good words.
Mr. Yan asked from the side: "Is there anything special about this fairy wine? Can it prolong life?"
Shatilie thought for a while, nodded and said: "Yes. Not only can it prolong life, but it can also..."
He gritted his teeth and said bravely: "It can also improve people's vision, mind, and concentration. Ever since I drank the fairy wine, I have been obsessed with the world and have no interest in pursuing pleasure. I used to see beautiful women,
Just ignore it and miss important events many times. Now...hehe, even if you take off your clothes and put them in front of me, I won't show a composure."
"In order to please me, the Emperor of Qin Dynasty sent a beautiful palace maid, but I didn't even look at it. Later, he wanted to marry his daughter to me. Although I was a little tempted, I thought about it again and again and didn't agree."
Shanyu was dumbfounded and asked: "Why? Wouldn't it be great if I could marry the princess of Da Qin?"
Sha Tilie said: "The emperor of the Qin Dynasty just wanted to win me over with his daughter. He knew that I would be a Shanyu in the future, and his daughter would be the Yan family. A woman from the Central Plains became the Yan family, and in the future I, the Xiongnu
, it is inevitable that there will be some inconvenience when attacking Da Qin."
"Therefore, I don't want the princess of Qin. I want to return to the grassland, and I want to train an army of soldiers and horses to destroy Qin in one fell swoop. By then, not only the princess, but also the concubines of the emperor of Qin will also be mine, right?
"
Chapter completed!