The craftsman responded and left with an uneasy look on his face.

Li Shui looked at Ying Zheng with wonder: Why is the emperor coming by himself today?

Ying Zheng sat down casually and said to Li Shui: "Do you have fairy wine here?"

Li Shui responded and said, "Yes."

Li Shui has a lot of fairy wine here.

This time during this Western Tour, other adults came to follow the emperor to inspect the three young masters.

Li Shui came to do business. Along the way, just supplying food to all court officials, he had already made a lot of money.

There was no way, the court officials had already been tricked in Xianyang City. After arriving here, they lived in Yiqu City, but they couldn't eat in Shangjun and Longxi County.

Ying Zheng asked Li Shui again: "Do you have dishes here?"

Li Shui said: "Something is."

Ying Zheng said lightly: "Come on."

Li Shui said oh and ordered outside: "Start the fire and cook immediately."

He was a little puzzled: What's wrong with Your Majesty? He wanted to drink and eat food in the middle of the night?

Ying Zheng leaned on his seat and looked at the books on Li Shui's desk: "What book are you reading?"

Li Shui laughed dryly: "It's not the book of ancient sages, it's Journey to the West."

Ying Zheng said oh, "It's the book written by Weiyang."

Li Shui laughed dryly: "I didn't expect that Your Majesty actually knew Princess Weiyang's book."

When Li Shui said this, he was a little worried.

Ying Zheng wants to drink and eat vegetables. Now he doesn’t want to listen to books, right? He doesn’t want to listen to himself, right?

Li Shui's throat inexplicably hurts a little.

Fortunately, Ying Zheng didn’t seem to have the idea of ​​listening to books.

It didn't take long, and the wine and food were served.

Ying Zheng drank a glass on his own.

Li Shui also drank a drink with her.

Ying Zheng drank another drink on his own.

Li Shui drank another drink with her.

...

The atmosphere here is very strange, and Li Wen feels that his alcohol tolerance is a little too late.

No one can stand Ying Zheng’s drinking and not eating vegetables.

Finally, Ying Zheng spoke.

He asked lightly: "In the fairy world, are everyone kind and filial? Are they all righteous and gentlemen?"

Li Shui scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "It's not everyone's like this."

Ying Zheng nodded: "This is true. For example, you are not a gentleman."

Li Shui: “…”

Could your Majesty be making a special trip to mock me today?

Ying Zheng asked again: "In the fairy world, does the prince break the law and the common people have the same crime?"

Li Shui said: "It's... on the surface, yes."

Ying Zheng sighed: "It seems that the human world and the fairy world are very similar."

He asked Li Shui again: "I have arrived in the fairy world, can I still be an emperor?"

Li Shui looked serious: "This is natural. Your Majesty is the emperor of the ages. In the immortal world, His Majesty's throne has been prepared. The immortals are waiting for His Majesty to be empty, and they are all waiting for His Majesty."

"Your Majesty, you were also the emperor in heaven. You came to the world and just experienced a disaster. The time has come, and you still have to go back to rule the heavenly court."

"As a banished immortal, I came to the world to assist Your Majesty. It is probably God's will."

Ying Zheng smiled with satisfaction.

Li Shui was covered in cold sweat.

He thought silently in his heart: Stop asking, stop asking, I can't make up any more.

Fortunately, Ying Zheng changed the topic.

He drank a glass of wine and asked with a smile, "What kind of person do you think I am?"

Li Shui said: "Your Majesty will achieve moral integrity in literature and unify the world."

Ying Zheng shook his head: "It's not a business, but a private morality."

Li Shui scratched his head and said, "Your Majesty is cold and warm, upright and resolute, seems to be decisive, but in fact he has a kind heart."

Ying Zheng smiled slightly: "What you said is still official. Do you think I am a good father?"

Li Shui was stunned for a moment.

He felt that Ying Zheng was a little drunk.

An awake emperor is awesome, while an drunk emperor is awesome.

Because people can easily lose their minds after getting drunk. If they say something wrong, they may be cut off directly.

Li Shui coughed dryly and said, "Your Majesty is naturally a good father. Your Majesty and Mr. Fu Yao have deep feelings, and I see it in my eyes."

Ying Zheng sighed: "Many people say that I prefer Fu Yao and treat other princesses unfairly."

Li Shui said: "Your Majesty, the five fingers of a person are different. How can one be absolutely fair if there are too many children? People are always a little different, and people's emotions and preferences are always somewhat biased.

, this is human nature.”

"If you have to go against your own nature for the sake of the opinions of everyone, you have to do something reproachable by artificially doing something unreasonable. In our fairy world, this is called political correctness."

Ying Zheng asked curiously: "Political correct?"

Li Shui said: "Yes, political correctness...it's like Dr. Chunyu. He talks about benevolence, righteousness and morality, and what he does meets etiquette norms, but it always makes people feel...he lives very tired and fake.

.”

Ying Zheng laughed loudly and was intrigued.

He took advantage of the wine to say, "No, not bad. Chunyu Yue is so tired. Who in the world has no emotions and desires? Who doesn't like delicious food and wine? But Chunyu Yue looks like he is self-restrained and regained rituals."

"I laughed so much in my heart when Feng Renji impeached Chunyu Yue to use fairy paper to go to the toilet on that day. It's really satisfying that such a serious person was suddenly exposed by someone to something injustice."

Li Shui laughed dryly: "Yes, yes."

Ying Zheng said again: "There is also the court guard Li Si, do you know? I heard from the young eunuch that Li Si had a quirk. After seeing a mouse, he just ordered people to drive him away and never beat him to death. Occasionally, he still wanted to

Call the mouse the master.”

Li Shui: “…”

It seems that His Majesty is really drunk and starts to complain about the court officials.

Li Shui scratched his head and thought to himself: This is a saying after drinking. I hope that your Majesty will forget all these things after sobering up tomorrow. Otherwise, would it be a bit unsafe for me to hear so many secrets from him?

Li Shui was thinking about this randomly, and Ying Zheng suddenly sighed and said with a confused look: "I am rich in all over the world, but I still have troubles."

"It's like my son Hu Hai. Alas, when Hu Hai was young, he was so smart and cute. I didn't expect that when he grew up, I regret not letting Zhao Gao be his master."

As he said that, Ying Zheng drank another glass of wine.
Chapter completed!