Chapter 494: The Runaway Chunyuyue(1/2)
Wang Wan turned a deaf ear. Qi Le and Shi Tian had no choice but to follow the method taught by Li Shui and ask and answer their own questions.
Qi Le coughed dryly and said to Shitian: "Brother Shi, there is one thing I still can't figure out. Why does this herbal tea have such effects?"
Ishida immediately said: "I'm afraid Brother Qi has forgotten. When Pangu created the world, light and clear things rose to become the sky, and heavy and turbid things sank to become the earth."
"What ascends to heaven is immortal energy. What sinks to earth is turbid energy."
"When you drank this tea, did you feel a burst of fragrance? This is the fairy spirit contained in the tea book."
"Of course, this immortal energy is not the same as the elixir refined by banished immortals, but it is already very rare."
Qi Le coughed dryly and continued to ask curiously: "What does this immortal energy have to do with getting stronger with age, and getting stronger with age? Does it mean that immortals are still involved in sexual matters? It really doesn't make sense."
Wang Wan couldn't help but nodded slightly.
These words really spoke to his heart.
Who knew that Ishida immediately said confidently: "Brother Qi, you are wrong. Let me ask you, why do people become so depressed when they get old?"
Qi Le said: "What's so difficult about this? When a person gets old, his qi and blood decline. It's not enough to support the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys. How can he have the energy to do such a thing?"
Ishida smiled slightly: "Then why can young people do it?"
Qi Le said: "Brother Shi, you are asking questions knowingly. The young man's vitality and blood are strong, just like the overflowing river, with each wave rising higher than the next."
"It's not enough for you to let him vent, so how can you stop him?"
Ishida asked again: "Then what do you think is an immortal and what is rejuvenation?"
Qi Le's eyes widened, and he suddenly looked like he had a sudden realization: "I understand."
To be honest, Qi Le and Ishida's acting skills were not very good, but the content of their conversation made Wang Wan ignore their acting skills.
Ishida said with emotion: "There is a trace of immortality in this herbal tea. Of course, this trace of immortality is not enough to make people rejuvenate, let alone live forever."
"However, if you drink it regularly, it is definitely good for people. At least it can replenish your energy and blood and regain your glory."
Qi Le said unconvinced: "Do you have any evidence for your words?"
Ishida smiled slightly: "Of course there is evidence. Let me ask you, how do you feel after drinking tea?"
Qi Le thought for a while and said: "It will leave a fragrance in your mouth and refresh your mind."
Ishida slapped his thigh and said, "That's right. What does it mean to refresh one's mind? After a person gets old, his energy and blood decline, so he becomes drowsy and confused."
"After drinking tea, you will replenish your Qi and blood, and you will naturally be full of energy. If you are full of energy and your Qi and blood are not depleted, you will naturally become stronger as you age, and become stronger for longer. This wonderful thing is indescribable."
Qi Le was speechless, and bowed to Ishida gracefully, saying, "Listening to your words has opened my eyes, and I am sincerely convinced."
The two of them finally finished performing what Li Shui asked for, and they all breathed a sigh of relief.
They spent a lot of time memorizing this long line of dialogue.
According to what Li Shui said, after they finish their performance, the herbal tea should be ready for sale.
However, Wang Wan remained unmoved.
Ishida lost his temper, laughed dryly, and said to Wang Wan: "Prime Minister, would you like to buy some medicinal tea? This tea can make people grow older and stronger..."
Wang Wan suddenly became furious and shouted at Shi Tian and Qi Le, "How dare you humiliate me like this!"
"I have always been upright, how can I think about such dirty things all day long? What's more, although I am old, I still have strong energy and blood. You guys know nothing."
"Come here, beat them out."
Immediately, two servants came in from outside and pushed Ishida and Qi Le outside.
Wang Wan seemed to have still not calmed down, and shouted at their backs: "If I hadn't seen that you were Prince Fu Yao's people, I would have ordered people to beat you to death with sticks."
Ishida and Qi Le ran away with their heads in their hands.
After leaving Wang Wan's mansion, Qi Le chuckled and said to Shitian: "How is it? I have already said that the method of banishing immortals may not work. Brother Shi, don't forget the five pieces of gold.
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Ishida and Qi Le, both of whom were not well off, had made a lot of money during this period, but even five pieces of gold was enough to bankrupt them.
Ishida gritted his teeth and said to Qi Le: "The banished immortal said that no matter what the outcome, we have to visit all the courtiers. Maybe the Prime Minister doesn't need it, but other adults do?"
Qi Le chuckled and said to Ishida: "In that case, I will let Brother Shi be convinced that he lost. After all, it is five pieces of gold. It is better to be cautious."
Ishida gritted his teeth and said nothing.
According to the order of official position, they went to visit Feng Quli, the imperial censor...
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Ishida and Qi Le were telling Feng Quili their lines. Wang Wan, who had calmed down, felt a little uneasy.
It felt like grass had grown in his heart.
Food and sex are also good, who doesn’t have some needs?
He already has the rights and is in a very popular position. Isn't this enough?
There is no shortage of food, and since Huai Guzi arrived, I have eaten countless delicious things, which makes my life worthwhile.
Only in terms of beauty, I feel a little regretful.
Wang Wan was born into a noble family. At a young age, he already had three wives and four concubines.
He had tasted that feeling, so he could not forget it for a long time.
As I grow older, I gradually begin to lose my ability.
It feels bad to be powerless, and happiness gradually leaves you.
If it's just that happiness disappears, that's fine. The key is that Wang Wan is a courtier, a prime minister who is inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people.
Especially in your own mansion, it is everyone's master and everyone's heaven.
Wang Wan felt that she had no face.
In order to deceive others, he deliberately bought several beautiful girls.
However, this attempt to conceal this behavior only caused more rumors to spread.
Sometimes Wang Wan feels that her mind is about to go out of control.
As he walked in the mansion, it was clear that no one else was doing well, but he always felt that there was a hint of ridicule or a hint of sympathy in the eyes of the servants.
Therefore, Wang Wan's temper became very violent and he would punish these servants for no reason.
He began to make random guesses, feeling that the rumors about his inability must have been spread by those girls. Therefore... he made a batch and sold a batch.
It’s not like Wang Wan didn’t think of a way.
He heard people say that the food that babies drink is the most nutritious, so he secretly invited a wet nurse, but after drinking it, it had no effect.
He also heard people say that some animals have relatively strong abilities. If they are lacking something, they might be able to...
Therefore, tigers, horses, leopards, deers often appear in Wang Wan's mansion...
Without exception, it has no effect.
Later I heard that this thing pays attention to the form complementing the form.
So snake soup appeared in Wang Wan's mansion, turtle soup appeared...even mushrooms were in the shape of long strips.
Without exception, they all failed.
Wang Wan was almost discouraged.
But how can one really feel discouraged about such a thing?
Today, he saw hope.
First of all, tea can really refresh people after drinking it. He has already verified this effect.
Secondly, this thing has a lot to do with Huaiguzi. Facts have proved that although Huaiguzi is a bit shameless, he is capable, and the things he makes are generally not wrong.
Therefore, Wang Wan was tempted.
Not only was it tempting, it was almost a bit fanatical.
He just drove Ishida and Qi Le away because he was too embarrassed to admit it in front of these two people.
Anyway, they are two people from the teahouse. If they can escape, the monk cannot escape from the temple.
Thinking of this, Wang Wan called the housekeeper.
He said to the housekeeper: "Immediately find a new face, a new face that has nothing to do with my house. So that no one can doubt us."
The butler was frightened when he heard this, and asked nervously: "Master, what are you doing?"
Under normal circumstances, if the master gives such an order, he will definitely do something evil.
The housekeeper was a little scared. Could it be that he was going to kill someone? Could it be that the master couldn't bear it anymore and wanted to kill Feng Queli?
Just when the housekeeper was thinking wildly, he heard Wang Wan say in a deep voice: "Send this stranger to the teahouse to buy some tea. Buy every kind of tea, remember, every kind."
Wang Wan is very smart. Of course he will not ask for medicinal tea by name.
What if the reputation of the herbal tea spreads in the future and the housekeeper knows that he bought the herbal tea mysteriously, where will he put his face?
To be continued...