The wine has passed three rounds, and the food has passed the five flavors.

Li Shui started to get to the point.

He smiled and said to Feng Renji: "I came to you mainly for two things. One is to treat you to a drink and celebrate your achievements. The other is to give full play to your strengths."

Feng Renji asked nervously: "Xiaguan...does Xiaguan have any special skills?"

Li Shui pretended to be angry and said: "You are not allowed to belittle yourself. Who doesn't know Master Feng's specialties? Everyone in Xianyang City praises him. Some people say that Master Feng is selfless and not afraid of power. As long as he sees injustice, no matter how big the official of the other party is.

, multiple powers dare to impeach."

Feng Renji laughed bitterly and thought: Is this my specialty? Don’t you still know why I impeached important ministers? Aren’t they all forced by you?

Li Shui turned around and asked Li Xin next to him: "Brother Li? Is there anyone you hate? While Brother Feng is still here, speak up quickly and let him help you vent your anger during the next court meeting."

Li Xin thought about it seriously and said, "It's true. What I hate most is Chunyu Yue."

Feng Renji: "..."

He closed his eyes in pain: It's coming, it's coming.

I'm afraid that within a month, I will be able to gather all the ministers in the court.

Li Shui said to Feng Renji: "Brother Feng, can you help Brother Li with this?"

Feng Renji coughed dryly and said with great embarrassment: "Dr. Chunyu, he has always been upright. Even if I want to impeach him, I can't find a reason. This..."

Li Xin said: "There is no reason, you can make up one. At most, there is no real evidence. I don't necessarily want you to bring him down, as long as you can disgust him."

Feng Renji was speechless and thought: Isn't this Chunyu Yue Li Xin's sister-in-law? Are there such relatives in the world?

Li Shui suddenly looked at Li Xin and said with emotion: "Brother Li, I found that when others impeach others, they are all rushing to kill them. Only you and I just want to disgust them. Do we?

So kind.”

Li Xin sighed: "There are not many kind-hearted people like us in this world."

Feng Renji sat in the corner, not daring to answer.

Li Shui leaned over and asked with a smile: "Brother Feng, can this be done?"

There was a wall behind Feng Renji, and he had no way to retreat. He could only bite the bullet and said: "Xiaguan, Xianguan, let's give it a try."

Li Xin patted Feng Renji on the shoulder with satisfaction: "It's not in vain that I helped you intercede in front of the banished immortal several times."

Feng Renji nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, thank you General."

Forget it, Li Xin helped him after all. Now that someone wants something from him, he should risk his life to help him.

As a result, Feng Renji began to think of words painfully.

After the banquet was finally over and he returned home, Feng Renji wrote a memorial based on some hearsay information.

The memorial said that the role of immortal paper is to spread the words of ancient sages and sages. In the past, Cangjie created characters, ghosts cried at night, and grains rained from the sky. How sacred is that?

However, it is said that Chunyu Yue, a doctor, actually used fairy paper to go to the toilet.

The words of the ancient sages were actually written on the immortal paper of Chunyu Yue, which was clean of dirt.

How ridiculous is this?

How blasphemous?

The memorial severely criticized Chun Yuyue, but did not suggest His Majesty how to punish Chun Yuyue. After all... Da Qin did not have a law prohibiting the use of fairy paper in the toilet.

What's more, since the patent on fairy paper was lifted, it has become extremely cheap.

Ordinary people may still be reluctant to use paper in the toilet, but people with a little money have already started to use paper.

Therefore, Feng Renji's memorial is simply nonsense.

The next day, he sent the memorial.

Two hours later, the young eunuch from the palace arrived at Feng Renji's house.

The young eunuch said: Your Majesty said that the content of Feng Renji's memorial was extremely absurd and unsightly. The last time he made a big fuss in the political hall, he had already been punished for fifty times. Unexpectedly, he did not repent. Therefore, this time he will be punished with one punishment.

Hundred.

If you treat government affairs as child's play in the future, you will definitely be punished.

Feng Renji responded, lying on the ground in a familiar manner, and was beaten up by the executioner from the palace.

After the beating, the young eunuch led his men away. Feng Renji lay on the ground, unable to stand up due to the pain.

"I hope this is the last time to impeach a court official. I really can't stand it anymore." Feng Renji muttered painfully.

…………

Feng Renji's memorial was not made public. However, because the content was so bizarre, it quickly spread within the palace and even outside the palace.

In one day, many courtiers knew about it.

These people were all snickering.

Although they were laughing at Feng Renji, the one who laughed the most was Chunyu Yue.

When the fairy paper was first made, Chunyu Yue and Li Shui had a big argument about whether the fairy paper could be used in the toilet.

At that time, Chun Yuyue stood on the commanding heights of morality and severely criticized Li Shui. He said that fairy paper is used to write the words of saints and must not do such dirty and despicable things.

Unexpectedly... Chun Yuyue actually used fairy paper to go to the toilet now? Isn't this a slap in the face?

Chunyu Yue naturally heard the news.

He felt very wronged.

I have hemorrhoids. I have to use fairy paper to go to the toilet, but even when I use it, I am full of piety and gratitude.

But it would be even more embarrassing to say this reason.

This disease makes it difficult to open your mouth.

So...Chun Yuyue closed the door of his house tightly and saw no visitors for several days.

After Li Shui and Li Xin heard about it, they laughed so much that their stomachs ached.

Now they all agree that this Feng Renji is really a treasure. He can actually find such a tricky angle and disgust Chunyu Yue like this.

Li Shui didn't know that after Feng Renji finished impeaching Chun Yuyue, he was slapped several times by Feng Quli.

Both sides of Feng Quli's face were swollen.

My face hurts when I lie down, and my butt hurts when I lie down.

Life... is really too difficult.

…………

Yingzheng is almost ready for his western inspection tour.

Because Longxi, Beidi, and Shangjun are not far from Xianyang, there is not much preparation work to do.

Ying Zheng ordered Zhao Teng to stay in Xianyang. Ying Zheng took several important ministers and 100,000 elite troops to patrol three places.

Memorials during the tour will all be delivered to the carriage by fast horse.

It can be said that Ying Zheng's patrol was not a trip. He was still reviewing memorials and controlling the entire Qin Dynasty.

The first stop of the tour was proposed by Chun Yuyue and was decided to be in Longxi County.

Longxi County was presided over by Fusu.

There is no crown prince now, and Fusu is the eldest son. The emperor first visited Longxi County, and everyone had no objection.

Before Ying Zheng set off, Chunyu Yue, Li Shui, and Ji Ming sent out their fast horses to report to the three young masters so that they could prepare in advance.

However, Ji Ming was very smart. While sending fast horses to Hu Hai, he also sent people to ambush on the road leading to Fusu and Fuyao to intercept their messengers.

Therefore...except for Hu Hai, the other two young masters did not receive the news at all.

The emperor set out.

A hundred thousand troops, with bright uniforms and waving flags. Their sharp weapons sparkled in the sun.

All the officials and people along the way were intimidated.

A few days later, the army had arrived outside Didao City.

Didao is where the governor of Longxi County is stationed. Prince Fusu should be here.

But when the army arrived, no one came to greet them.

Chunyu Yue was a little anxious and thought: When Your Majesty came to Didao City, why didn't the young master show up? Isn't the etiquette between monarchs and ministers chaotic?

However, Ying Zheng was a little happy and said with a smile: "It seems that Dr. Chunyu did not inform Fusu in advance. This is good, I can see how Longxi County is being governed."

Chunyu Yue laughed dryly and said, "Yes."

He agreed, but Chunyu Yue felt very uneasy in his heart.

Over the years, under his own guidance, Fusu has always been gentle, courteous and thrifty.

But now that Fusu left him and went to Longxi County alone, why did he start to disrespect etiquette?
To be continued...