Chapter 46 Another shame
Li Shui and Li Xin were brought before Ying Zheng. Since they were on patrol incognito, there was no need to perform the grand ceremony of kneeling three times and kowtowing nine times. The two of them just bowed.
Ying Zheng pointed at Shatilie in the wine shop: "How will you end this matter?"
Li Shui said: "The Huns are humiliating themselves, so why should I worry?"
Ying Zheng frowned and asked, "Are you sure?"
Li Shui said: "Of course."
Chun Yuyue next to him sneered: "Master Huai, you won't look back until you hit the south wall."
Li Shui looked at Chun Yuyue, then at Fusu beside him, and at the Confucian scholars following him. He suddenly understood and said, "No wonder His Majesty went on patrol incognito today. It turns out that someone reported him."
Fusu's face turned cold: "You are here to show off and cheat, why don't you allow others to give you honest advice?"
Li Shui sighed: "Young master said that I am cheating. Do you have any evidence? If there is no evidence, it is a false accusation."
Fusu pointed at Shatilie and said: "When he drinks this glass of wine, there will be evidence. A glass of fake wine can be sold for 100,000 yuan. How many people have been deceived? Mr. Huai, in the dead of night, ask yourself, aren't you ashamed?"
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Li Shui said: "In the imperial court, there are many Confucian scholars who are boastful, unrealistic, and destructive of the country with their empty talk. They receive the salary of the imperial court, but they are the troublemakers in the imperial court. If they are not ashamed, what should I be ashamed of?
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Fusu's face turned red with anger and he cursed: "Vulgar."
Ying Zheng asked Li Shui: "You have made a lot of money selling wine, what are you going to do?"
Li Shui said: "I plan to buy some materials to refine the elixir."
The Confucian scholars almost cursed: "Using elixir as an excuse again?"
Ying Zheng said: "When you refine the elixir, the palace will help you. You don't need to waste your energy on selling wine."
Li Shui said: "Refining the elixir requires huge materials, takes a long time, and consumes a lot of money. If I can find the materials myself, I won't bother the palace. Firstly, it is easy to attract criticism from villains. Secondly, I can give
Lighten the burden on the people."
Ying Zheng couldn't help but sigh: "Other alchemists often ask for tens of thousands of gold and go out to sea to search for fairy mountains, but they find nothing. But you actually have to prepare the materials yourself. Huaiguzi, you are really different from other alchemists."
Li Shui was so excited that he almost cried when he heard this: "Finally, Qin Shihuang finally realized this."
With tears in his eyes, he said with great sincerity: "Yes, I am inseparable from other alchemists. I am so... grateful that I can get your majesty's approval. It is beyond words to express my gratitude."
Chunyu Yue saw him with tears in his eyes and an excited look on his face, and couldn't help but think: "How did this person do it? He flattered him so sincerely."
At this time, Shatilie, who had been scolding the people for a while, finally picked up the wine.
He shouted loudly: "Whether this king is a descendant of Xia Yu or a descendant of immortals is useless. You will know after drinking this wine."
"If I don't get drunk after drinking this wine, it can prove that I am a descendant of immortals. This Central Plains is the homeland of my great Huns."
When Ying Zheng heard this, he frowned: "This Sha Tilie, both inside and outside his words, is coveting the Central Plains."
Chunyu Yue sighed and said: "If he is really not drunk, he will be in big trouble. From then on, the Huns have a perfect excuse to go south. It is not an invasion, but to recover the lost territory. Huaiguzi, you are really causing a big trouble."
Already."
Li Shui was furious: "Old man, you've been fanning the flames. It's really abominable. Do you think my death-free medal is fake?"
Ying Zheng shouted: "Everyone, shut up and be silent."
Satire had already raised his head and downed the entire glass of wine.
Then, he threw away the wine glass, patted his chest, and said extremely arrogantly: "I am fine, I am not drunk. Haha."
The Qin people who were watching were silent. They seemed a little unable to accept all this.
The Huns, on the other hand, cheered loudly and were very happy. Although they had not invaded south yet, they had already occupied the Central Plains mentally.
Fusu stamped his feet: "Now that the matter has come to this, what can we do?"
Chun Yuyue said: "For the current plan, we can only tie Huai Guzi and say that the fairy wine he sells is fake. He will be executed for the crime of fraud. In this way, we can barely stop the Huns.
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Li Xin scolded from the side: "It's just a matter of women and children. If people want to start a war, they can go south without any excuse. If our Qin army is strong, even if they have 10,000 excuses, they can only swallow their anger."
After Li Xin said his heroic words, he quietly asked Li Shui: "What's going on?"
Li Shui gritted his teeth and said, "How do I know? Could it be that Wang Laoshi, that bastard, has mixed it with water again?"
Li Shui was nervous, and so was Wang Laoshi. What's going on? All wine has been distilled.
Wang Laoshi also heard the lofty words that Shatilie made before drinking. He knew that this time things were serious. If Shatilie hadn't been drunk, he might have been in big trouble.
Now Wang Laoshi really wanted to hit Shatilie with a stick from behind and knock him out.
It's a pity that the Huns were obviously well prepared today and surrounded the wine shop, so he had no chance to do anything.
Zhu Xuer said proudly: "So it seems that there was something wrong with the wine at the last big banquet? Haha, Zhongyuan is my hometown of the Huns. I, the Huns, are indeed descendants of immortals and descendants of Dayu."
The people of Qin were all silent and dejected. No one expected that things would turn out like this.
At this time, Shatilie walked up to Zhu Xuer and said in a deep voice: "Let's go."
Zhu Xuer was a little puzzled and asked: "Why are you leaving? I take this opportunity to promote the mighty virtue of the Huns. Your Majesty, there is a saying in the Central Plains, whoever wins the hearts of the people will win the world. If these people believe in me, the Huns will be the masters of the Central Plains."
, it will be much smoother to capture the city and territory in the future."
Shatilie was a little annoyed and held his breath and said: "Let's go quickly."
Then he opened his mouth and vomited.
Vomited all over Zhu Xuer.
Wow, Zhu Xuer vomited too.
Everyone was silent and looked at Shatilie. Shatilie's steps became more and more shaky, and finally he fell to the ground with a plop. He shouted: "I'm not drunk, really."
Just after I finished speaking, I vomited again.
When a Huns came to help him, Shatilie pushed him away and said, "I can walk on my own. Huh? Why is this ground standing up?"
Satire was lying on the ground, trying to make walking movements, and his appearance was extremely funny.
The Qin people around him suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and then burst into laughter.
Someone said: "This Huns can't drink immortal wine at all, and he is still here to hold on. I was really shocked just now, I thought he was really a descendant of immortals."
Someone else said: "Brother, I am much calmer than you. I know how can these pig-like barbarians be descendants of immortals? I heard that over there, after the father dies, the son will marry his father's concubine.
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"Ouch..." Everyone looked disgusted.
Those Huns all wanted to crawl into the cracks in the ground. Alas, they were embarrassed again today.
They helped Sha Tilie and wanted to leave, but Wang Laoshi came to take advantage of the situation again, saying that they had vomited on the floor of the wine shop and wanted to fine them.
While they were arguing, Montenegro arrived.
Heishan was inquiring about the Qin Dynasty's defenses, garrisons, food, roads, and other news. Suddenly, he heard Sha Tilie coming to gamble and drink, so he hurried over.
Unexpectedly, after arriving, he saw Shatilie opening his arms and flapping up and down, saying that he was an immortal and wanted to fly away with his wings.
Chapter completed!