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Chapter 37: Speak the truth after drinking

Li Xin was very excited, and Shatilie was equally excited.

How dare anyone from the Central Plains dare to compete with him for wine? On the grassland, who doesn’t know that King Zuo Xian can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk?

Shatilie looked at the civil and military officials of the Manchu Dynasty and said with pride: "These Central Plains people are used to eating grass and are no different from fat sheep. They are weak and have no ferocity. Winning them in a wine fight is only the first step. Treat me.

After we return, we will lead a large army and occupy this place. We will set up tents in the palace and plant grass in the farmland."

Shatilie imagined the scene in Xianyang City where cattle and sheep were seen in the wind and grass, and his mouth watered.

After a while, Wu Jiao came with a jar of wine. As soon as he walked into the hall, the aroma of wine came out. Many people from Qin praised it: "The aroma of wine is good."

After praising them, they lowered their heads in embarrassment. Because no one of them could challenge Satile's challenge just now, it would be a bit too shameless to talk about the aroma of wine next to them.

Under Li Shui's instructions, Wu Jiao opened the wine jar. At this moment, the aroma of wine became even stronger.

In the corner, an alchemist couldn't help but ran over, and knelt down in front of Li Shui in a somewhat crazy manner: "Sir, the fairy wine is a thing of the immortal family, how can we let the Xiongnu drink it? These people are so ambitious that they often invade the borders of our country and kill our country.

The common people are our enemies. If he drinks this wine, if he becomes immortal, wouldn't it be a serious problem for him?"

Li Shui was a little helpless. These alchemists themselves were liars, so they didn't have any awareness of preventing fraud? I said it was fairy wine, and you believed it? You didn't have any doubt at all.

He had no choice but to explain: "It doesn't matter. Even in the hands of immortals, the elixir of longevity is an extremely rare treasure. Although this immortal wine is extremely delicious, it will not make the Huns live forever."

After finishing speaking, Li Shui said again: "Also, don't call me sir, please call me by my full name: Mr. Huaiguzi, who is at odds with other alchemists."

The alchemist didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said with a dry smile: "Sir, I..."

Li Shui took out the death-free medal from the pagoda and asked, "Do you want to die?"

The alchemist ran away like a piss.

Wujiao had already poured two full glasses of wine, put them on the plate first, and walked around the place for everyone to take a look.

A courtier who was on good terms with Li Shui took the opportunity to praise: "As we all know, clear wine is valued. Now Master Huai's immortal wine is as clear as water, but has a strong aroma. The old minister boldly asserted that there is no such thing in the world.

"

Several people nearby nodded: "Yes, at least I have never heard of it."

Sha Tilie's appetite was whetted long ago when he saw the Qin people having such a lively business, and he was eager to have a taste of this fairy wine.

So Wu Jiao held the plate and walked up to Satile.

Shatilie took a cup, and Li Xin also took a cup.

The two raised their glasses from a distance, made a gesture, and then started drinking.

Shatilie was indeed a prairie warrior. He drank a glass of white wine with one tilt of his neck. Li Xin, on the other hand, drank very gracefully, swallowing in small sips. It took him ten times as long to finish the glass of wine.

Those Huns all laughed: "Is there any need to continue the comparison? How generous King Zuo Xian is? Drinking wine is like drinking water. And you, General Qin, are a bit like women."

The people of Qin all felt a little embarrassed. They looked at Li Xin and Li Shui one after another, and found that both of them looked as if nothing had happened. Not to mention blushing, they didn't even look ashamed.

These two people really have no sense of shame.

In front of the Huns, Wang Li didn't want to conflict with Li Shui and make people laugh. But now he couldn't help it anymore and complained: "Huai Guzi, since you are not sure, why do you recommend Li Xin? You are so serious about it."

The so-called fairy wine came out, how will it end now?"

Li Shui smiled nonchalantly: "Is it possible to save face by avoiding the fight like this? What's more, we may not lose."

The Huns laughed: "What? Do you want a second cup? Be careful of your Qin general, don't get drunk to death. The first cup was so difficult to drink, this second cup..."

When the Huns said this, they suddenly looked at Shatilie strangely.

In the past, at this time, Shatilie should have taken the lead in making noises and laughing at the Qin people. Why is there no movement this time?

Not only was there no movement, Shatilie's body was still swaying back and forth, like a roly-poly.

He squatted down slowly, as if he wanted to sit on the mat, and suddenly he vomited.

The Huns were all stunned and fell silent.

Vomited after drinking? Only drank one glass?

Two young eunuchs came over and quickly cleaned up the surrounding area.

Shatilie was lying on the mat, his face flushed, and he was mumbling to himself, as if he was reciting something.

The Huns secretly thought: "It turns out that King Zuo Xian can act drunkenly when he is drunk."

They have never seen how good Shatilik's wine is, because Shatilik is very good at drinking. When others are drunk, he is not drunk. When he is drunk, others will definitely be unconscious.

Heishan saw Shatilie starting to roll on the ground. He immediately shook his head helplessly.

It's better now. I lost the fight over wine. I really lost my face on this mission.

He stood up and said to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty the Emperor, King Zuo Xian is too drunk and is already drunk. Naturally, King Zuo Xian lost this competition. Please allow him to go back and rest."

Ying Zheng naturally nodded in agreement. He is in a very good mood now. Da Qin is very majestic today.

Seeing Ying Zheng's promise, two Huns immediately walked over and tried to help Shatilie up. Unexpectedly, Shatilie became furious and punched and kicked them.

After driving the Huns away, Shatilie shouted loudly: "Who dares to touch me? I am the Great Huns Zuoxian King. In the future, after my father dies, I will be the Chanyu."

One Xiongnu was outspoken and muttered in a low voice: "The eldest son of Chanyu, isn't he Maodun?"

Shatilie was furious and shouted: "So what about Maodun? What about the eldest son? Now my biological mother is Shan Yulan's family, and now I Shatilie is King Zuoxian. Maodun is just a lamb without its ewe."

That’s all.”

"Hmph, Mao Dun is nothing. After returning this time, I will ask my father to send him to Donghu to be a hostage, hehe..."

Seeing that he was talking more and more outrageously, Heishan ordered the Huns to help him up, half carrying him, half dragging him outside.

While struggling, Shatilie was still shouting: "This fairy wine is really unforgettable. I'm convinced. The steamed buns are also delicious. The people of the Central Plains are really powerful. They are descendants of gods and can drink fairy wine without getting drunk."

Actually...what's the difference between wolves and dogs? In my opinion, they may be the same ancestor. Woof woof..."

Heishan's face was extremely dark. He signaled to the Huns, and someone stretched out his hand and covered King Zuo Xian's mouth.

All civil and military officials in the court watched this scene quietly, and it took a while before they came back to their senses.

They listened to Shatilie's ugly yelling, and then looked at Li Xin, who also drank a glass of fairy wine, was calm, chatting and laughing with others.
Chapter completed!
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