Tian Jing toasted Li Shui a glass of wine, and it took Li Shui five minutes to test the poison. This made Guandong Haoqiang very depressed: Isn’t the Exorcist Tower yours? The food and wine are all yours, and you are still worried about poisoning? It should be us who are worried.

Right?

Seeing this posture, Xiong Da stopped asking Tian Jing to raise his glass. Otherwise, if he drank like Li Shui did, he would probably drink until midnight.

Xiong Da chuckled and said, "Brother Tian, ​​please take out your gift."

Tian Jing immediately clapped his hands, and then two stunning beauties walked in.

Beautiful women are common, and so are two beautiful beauties. However, it is not common for beauties to look exactly the same.

Tian Jing smiled at Li Shui and said: "These two people are twins, less than half an hour apart. Tian Mou bought them specially and dedicated them to the banished immortal. They are innocent, gentle and considerate. Banished immortal can rest assured,

These two are both in bud, and have never been picked. After being banished to immortality and brought back, I looked around between the beds, as if I were seeing a mirror, which was very interesting, haha."

Li Shui sighed with emotion: The powerful and powerful six countries are really luxurious and corrupt. This evil old society is really... I must investigate deeply and criticize it carefully.

Li Shui looked at the twins and saw that they were blushing and lowering their heads, looking very shy.

Li Shui looked at Tian Jing again, and suddenly felt that his old face was a bit off-putting.

Then, Li Shui said quietly: "What skills do they have?"

Tian Jing was stunned for a moment and said doubtfully: "Skill?"

He was a little confused: What skills does a woman need? Especially such a stunning beauty, she should not be able to carry it on her shoulders or lift it with her hands, speak in a low voice, and be breathless after walking a few steps. That would be interesting. Because such a beauty,

They did not originally exist for farming or weaving. Their mission was to be placed at home as pleasing vases for their owners to play with at any time...

Seeing Tian Jing's silence, Li Shui was immediately disappointed: "You don't have any skills at all?"

Tian Jing laughed dryly: "This... beauty, does she need any skills?"

Li Shui said in embarrassment: "Unfortunately, the number of places in our Shangjun Villa is limited. A few days ago, there was a woman who was quite good-looking. She knelt in front of the door for several days, begging to be admitted to Shangjun's Villa as a slave. I always

No answer."

"This woman is in love with Tietou. They both begged me together, but I didn't agree. It's just because she has no skills. After coming in, she will only be able to make ends meet."

Li Shui spread his hands to Tian Jing: "Look, if I take these two beauties back today, wouldn't that break the rules? What does Tietou think of me? What do the craftsmen think of me? What do people in the world think of me?"

Tian Jing is going crazy. How can there be such a person in the world? I gave you a gift, can you just keep it? Why are there so many bullshit?

For a moment, Tian Jing even doubted whether Li Shui was like Long Yang and preferred men to men but had no interest in women.

But when he thought about it again, he felt something was wrong. He had already found out clearly that Li Shui had collaborated with Li Xin to steal a beautiful maid from Chunyu Yue Mansion.

And this maid later stayed in Shangjun's courtyard and was never released again. This shows that Li Shui is a greedy person.

Xiong Da reconciled the situation with a smile and said to Li Shui: "Brother Tian is sincere. He has spent a lot of effort to find these two beauties. Wanwang banished the immortal to give him face and reluctantly accepted them. Look at these two

People are so weak that they can't eat much food."

Li Shui sighed and said, "Not only do you have to eat, but you also have to wear clothes, and you also have to live in. The costs are huge. Do you think raising two people is like raising two pigs?"

Li Shui kept talking about money. Tian Jing suddenly felt something in his heart and said, "In that case, will Tian Mou bear the expenses of these two beauties?"

Li Shui's eyes lit up and he said, "That's okay."

Tian Jing almost cursed: You are so stingy. This is the first time I heard that you have to pay for living expenses when you send a beautiful woman.

Li Shui analyzed plausibly: "After I return, I will announce that these two beauties are guests at Shangjun Courtyard and are visiting me. All expenses incurred will be borne by Brother Tian. Since they are guests, the others will

There is nothing left to say."

Tian Jing chuckled: "That's good, that's good."

Li Shui turned around again and said to a craftsman: "Go back immediately and tell Tietou that our Shangjun Courtyard will have two girls as guests. Ask him to add two more bowls of water when cooking porridge tonight."

Everyone in the room was speechless: Two more bowls of water? Two more bowls of rice? Are you just filling yourself up with water?

Originally, when the two beauties met Li Shui and found that he was young, promising and well-established, they were looking forward to it, but now after hearing his words, their faces showed a look of despair.

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After the gifts were delivered, Tian Jing breathed a sigh of relief, and then he, Xiong Da, Xiong Er and others worked hard to enhance the atmosphere of the banquet. However, Li Shui had to let the dog in his arms taste everything he ate first, which made the atmosphere never lively.

.

Suddenly, Jing Fu said: "Why don't we send some dancing girls to help the fun."

When Tian Jing heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said, "Yes, there is a dancing girl."

Then he clapped his hands, and the musicians and dancers came in.

After the musician sat down, he began to play music, and the dancer began to dance gracefully.

Li Shui looked bored. If he didn't have to wait for Li Xin to finish eating, he would have left long ago.

At this time, a waiter who served the dishes came over. After placing the dishes on the table, he listened with an attentive ear, with a hint of ridicule on his face.

Tian Jing, who had been humiliated today, was already extremely sensitive. Now that he saw the guy's expression was wrong, he suddenly became suspicious and asked, "Why are you laughing?"

The waiter said calmly: "It's nothing. I just think that the dancer's dance is beautiful, but as for the musician, it's a little bit behind."

As soon as these words came out, the musician in the corner almost became angry to death. Under the excitement, his music became even more scattered.

Tian Jing was furious and reached out to grab the wine glass on the table, intending to hit the guy on the head. But Xiong Da, who was not far away, suddenly shouted: "Brother Tian."

Tian Jing suddenly came to his senses. No, absolutely no. You can't offend the guys from Shangjun Courtyard. I was slapped twice for a slave. If I slap this person, will Huaiguzi make an excuse to fight me to the death?

?

Tian Jing slowly put the wine glass on the table and asked, "Do you also know how to play music?"

The waiter said: "If I know a little bit about it, I will be a better musician than you."

Tian Jing turned to look at Li Shui: "Can you let this person have a try? It will open my eyes."

Li Shui was bored to begin with, but when he heard someone was making trouble, he immediately became excited and nodded repeatedly.

The musician reluctantly handed the instrument to the waiter and then stepped aside.

After the guy sat down, a smile appeared on his face again.

He is Mr. Gao. A few days ago, he sneaked into Xianyang, concealed his name, and worked as a food delivery boy in the Immortal Building.

Of course. His identity is just that of a temporary employee hired by Wang Laoshi, not a craftsman of Shangjun Courtyard.

However, this gave him an opportunity to get close to Li Shui.

After getting close to Li Shui, he will find ways to show off his unique skills. He has extraordinary talent in music. As long as he is given a chance, he will conquer Li Shui.

Li Shui, a man who flatters and serves the emperor, will definitely recommend himself to Ying Zheng. At that time, he can assassinate Qin in one fell swoop and become famous all over the world...

Mr. Gao thought for a while and then started to play music.

As soon as the music started playing, everyone in the room fell silent.

First, Lezhe opened his mouth and looked at Mr. Gao in shock, thinking: "This...this...this is so taller than me that I don't know where he is. Xianyang City is really a land of outstanding people. An ordinary guy,

Are they all better than me?"

For a moment, the musician lost all hope and felt that his half-life study was worthless.

Tian Jing looked at Mr. Gao with the same shock: How many strange people are there around Huaiguzi? Why is it that even a food delivery boy has special skills?

Wei Zhang secretly thought: "How can an ordinary boy play such brilliant music? He must have stayed around the banished immortal all day long and was contaminated by the immortal spirit... The banished immortal is unfathomable."

As for Mr. Gao himself, he was completely immersed in the music. The voice was sometimes high and sometimes low, sometimes clear, sometimes whimpering.

Just like his destiny, the first half of his life flowed quietly, looking mediocre, but actually he was accumulating strength. When the time came, like a volcano erupting, a loud noise surged out, the sky collapsed and the earth shattered, shocking the world...

…

At the end of the song, Mr. Gao opened his eyes with satisfaction. Today, he performed exceptionally well and played even better than usual.

As for the other guests, they were stunned, as if they had not recovered from the wonderful music just now.

Jing Fu lost no time in praising: "The lingering sound lingered for three days without stopping. This is a genius. It is a pity to be a servant. I would like to suggest that instead of banishing him to an immortal, it is better to bring him back... Hmm? Banish him to an immortal?"

Halfway through Jing Fu's words, he realized something was wrong. Li Shui was closing his eyes and tilting his head. This posture, this expression...

Xiong Da reluctantly said: "Is it possible that the banished immortal was immersed in the beautiful music and has not come back to his senses?"

Before he finished speaking, Li Shui snored.

Mr. Gao almost overturned several cases: What is it? My music is so beautiful that you actually fell asleep?

At this time, Li Xin suddenly took out a piece of fairy paper from his body, wiped his mouth and said, "Brother Huai, you've finished eating."

Li Shui suddenly woke up and wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "Have you finished eating? Let's go."

At this time, everyone discovered that there was another person who was not enjoying the music, and that was Li Xin, who had been immersed in eating and drinking.

Li Shui and Li Xin left. He seemed to have completely forgotten about Mr. Gao, and did not even look at him when he went out. He just told the craftsman not to forget to take the two beauties with him.

Mr. Gao sat blankly in the corner, feeling that he had been humiliated and humiliated in this life.

Zhou Qingchen, who had been silent until now, slowly stood up and said goodbye to everyone.

Zhou Qingchen started laughing as soon as he walked out of the room.

While laughing, I was complaining in my mind: Listening to music for the banished immortal? When the banished immortal first entered the court, he didn’t even know a few words. Haha...
To be continued...