Chapter 143 Eye-opening(1/2)
Ying Zheng was very depressed. Since entering Shangjun Villa, the place here has given people a feeling of unhealthy trends.
Before, the craftsmen tried their best to remedy the situation, explaining all the ridiculous things as refining alchemy.
Ying Zheng also chose to believe Huai Guzi, saying it was not easy to know people. But in the blink of an eye, he was slapped in the face and made a fucking sound.
Do you need to cheat the farmers' oxen when refining alchemy? Do you need to force the robbery of the people when refining alchemy? It's true that you see it.
Ying Zheng looked back at the honest-looking craftsman, and felt that he had been deceived by this guy all day long.
Ying Zheng was a little angry: "This person is really hateful in his face, loyal and traitorous."
Seeing that the temperature was almost done, Zhao Gao whispered to Ying Zheng: "Your Majesty, I just thought that Huai Guzi was a banished immortal. This name has a deep meaning.
Ying Zheng asked, "What is the deep meaning?"
Zhao Gao said: "What is an exiled immortal? An immortal who is demoted by mistakes. From this we can see that Huaiguzi made a mistake in the fairy world."
"From the slave, I have the ability to watch Huai Guzi. Immortal wine, steamed buns, and convex lenses are all eye-opening. However, this person has some problems, such as vulgarity, rudeness, and recklessness, and likes to make money and make trouble. Today, he has the problem of forcing the people to rob the women."
"I guess that he brought the problem of the fairy world to the mortal world. Perhaps it was because of these problems that he was demoted."
Ying Zheng nodded and said, "Speak."
Zhao Gao continued: "If Your Majesty let Huai Guzi go, he might have to travel around and waste time. If this continues, when will he be able to refine the elixir? Your Majesty wants to help him calm down."
Ying Zheng was silent for a while, nodded, and said, "Yes, I should call him to the palace and order him to refine elixirs in the alchemy room. Regardless of whether my body is well conditioned, he will first refine the elixirs so that my internal organs will be cleaned, but his elixirs will not be able to be taken out for a long time."
Zhao Gao was so happy that he smiled: "That's the truth."
Ying Zheng glanced at Zhao Gao and sighed: "You still understand my thoughts best."
The two of them were asking questions and answering each other, and the old farmer standing in the corner with his head shrank, looking confused. He couldn't understand what Zhao Gao and Ying Zheng were saying.
After a while, he simply stopped listening. What he was thinking about was the few fertile land he had in his family. Now the cattle rent has been paid, and after he goes back, it is time to go farming. Well, the cattle he rented is very strong, and maybe he can use it to reclaim a few acres of wasteland.
The farmer was thinking happily when he heard a noise coming from the gate.
It turned out that Li Shui and Li Xin had escaped to Shangjun Villa. After the two came in, they immediately ordered the craftsmen to close the door, then hold sticks on the roof and guard the wall.
As long as Chunyu Yue people dare to approach, they will immediately serve them.
In the blink of an eye, Shangjun Villa became a place for fighting. Li Shui, the banished immortal, and Li Xin, the general, all became gangster leaders.
Chunyu Yue was a great scholar at that time and was not good at fighting them, so he rode a horse and shouted far away: "Li Xin, hand over the person quickly. For Li Ji's sake, I won't care about you."
Li Xin didn't say anything. He was pulling the rope and trying to tie the bamboo that was struggling.
Li Shui shouted: "Go away quickly, don't leave anymore and throw feces."
Chunyu Yue's face turned pale and he pulled the horse back.
Li Shui was proud when he suddenly heard someone behind him crying coldly: "Huaiguzi."
Li Shui was a little puzzled. The sound was a bit familiar. He subconsciously turned around and saw that the yard was full of Qin soldiers. On the small building, Ying Zheng was looking at him with a pale face.
Li Shui felt panic and almost fell off the wall. He threw away the stick casually and said with a dry smile: "Your Majesty, why are you here?"
Li Xin had just tied up the bamboo when he suddenly heard Li Shui's words and was shocked. Then he found that something was wrong with Shangjun Villa today.
I hurried in just now, and without seeing too much, I turned around to deal with Chunyu Yue.
Now there is finally some time to look at Shangjun Villa. Li Xin then realized that His Majesty had arrived.
His Majesty was indeed here. He slowly went downstairs and walked to Li Shui and Li Xin.
Li Shui shrank his neck because Ying Zheng's face was really bad. Li Shui always felt that Ying Zheng wanted to slap him in the face.
Ying Zheng looked at the two of them and asked coldly: "What are you doing?"
What he asked was naturally Zhu'er's affairs.
Zhu'er was tied into a rice dumpling, and her mouth was stuffed with rags. She looked frightened, but she couldn't speak.
Li Shui coughed dryly and said, "This..."
He really wanted to pull the bamboo onto the alchemy, but this explanation was too far-fetched and difficult to operate.
At this time, Li Xin spoke. He said with a sincere look on his face: "We are playing."
Ying Zheng thought there was something wrong with his ear: "Play?"
Li Xin said with certainty: "Yes, this is a game of tied up people. It is very popular in Chu. Huai Guzi taught me."
Li Shui almost fainted.
Ying Zheng felt his hands were a little itchy. He wanted to shoot the two bastards from left to right like Li Shui. But the emperor's majesty made him hold back.
Ying Zheng said lightly: "Tie."
Two personal soldiers tied Li Shui and Li Xin together. The five-colored buns were tied up, exactly the same as Zhu'er next to him.
Ying Zheng said lightly again: "Let me go."
Qin Bing was also a smart person, and immediately understood and let Zhu'er go.
What surprised Li Shui was that after Zhu'er escaped from trouble, she did not shout and accuse herself, but instead bowed to Ying Zheng and retreated to the side.
Ying Zheng asked, "Who are you? Why do they arrest you?"
Zhu'er said, "I am a maid in Dr. Chunyu's mansion. Lord Huai and Lord Li were guests in the doctor's mansion. Occasionally, I met my servant once and teased me. Fortunately, Doctor escaped, so I was able to escape. Unexpectedly, these two people suddenly broke into the mansion, snatched me and left."
Ying Zheng looked at Li Shui and Li Xin: "Who is the mastermind?"
Li Shui and Li Xin pointed at each other with their chins at the same time.
Li Xin looked dissatisfied: "Brother Huai, a real man dares to act."
Li Shui said, "It was you who carried her and escaped from Chunyu Mansion? Is it you who put it on the road and caught her all the way? Is it you who tied her up?"
Li Xin said anxiously: "Didn't you come up with the idea of catching her?"
Ying Zheng was furious: "Enough. You two are so ridiculous and hopeless."
Li Shui and Li Xin stopped talking.
Zhu'er is a maid, not a female, so her sins don't seem to be that great. In addition, she is Chunyu Yue's maid, Chunyu Yue and Li Xin have a great relationship.
This can basically be classified as internal contradictions.
Ying Zheng is still very angry now, but the main thing that is angry is not to force the robbery of the common people. What he is angry is that Huai Guzi is idle and does not do his job properly.
At this time, the gate of Shangjun Villa was opened. Chunyu Yue and his men rushed in frantically.
After entering the door, Chunyu Yue was a little confused and thought to himself: "Why is Your Majesty here? Huai Guzi invited him? In order to capture Zhu'er, did he know Zhu'er's identity?"
However, Chunyu Yue soon discovered that Li Xin and Li Shui were tied up. He immediately breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that His Majesty was not invited by these two people. Instead, they were unlucky and kidnapped Zhu'er, but was caught by His Majesty.
Ying Zheng said lightly: "For a maid, three important officials in the court chased and attacked from Xianyang City to Shangjun Villa. What kind of discipline is it?"
Chunyu Yue repeatedly accused him of crimes. After he finished his crime, he wanted to take Zhu'er back.
When Li Shui saw this situation, he was immediately anxious. Today, he tried his best to bring this woman to the point where he finally brought her. How could he get her back?
So Li Shui laughed dryly and said, "Today, Your Majesty is here, and Dr. Chunyu is not invited. If I don't entertain you, wouldn't it be polite? Please give Your Majesty a treat, and I will hold a banquet and raise a glass to have fun together. How about it?"
Zhao Gao secretly observed Li Shui, who had been tied into rice dumplings, wondering in his heart: "How did this guy do it? He has been tied up like this, and he still looks like he is nothing, and his face is so thick?"
Ying Zheng said to Li Shui lightly: "Huaiguzi, I found that you are acting erratic today, and you are delaying the elixir refining again and again. Therefore, don't live in Shangjun's villa anymore, follow me back to the palace and refine elixirs in the alchemy room."
Li Shui thought to himself: "Is this going to be under house arrest? Which bastard slandered me?" He thought, and naturally looked at Zhao Gao.
Li Shui coughed gently and said, "The emperor has his own destiny, how dare I not obey me? However, I have lived in Shangjun Villa for more than a month. I suddenly left. I am sad. Please allow your Majesty to allow me to hold my last banquet in Shangjun Villa for the last time as a memorial."
Ying Zheng nodded and agreed.
Li Shui breathed a sigh of relief: "Just staying, one night is enough. With my 3-inch tongue, it would be useless for anyone to slander me."
Ying Zheng, Zhao Gao, Chunyu Yue and others stayed to the banquet. As for Li Shui and Li Xin, they were still tied up.
Ying Zheng seemed to have forgotten it, or maybe he had forgotten it on purpose and never loosened it.
So the others drank and had fun at the banquet. The two of them stood next to them.
At the banquet, the craftsmen served a few dishes according to Li Shui's instructions, and then served the fairy wine mixed with water.
This wine retains the aroma of white wine, is not so easy to get drunk, and can give people the illusion of not falling into a thousand cups. It is very suitable for emperors like Ying Zheng.
After the liquor, there are dumplings, buns, sesame cakes... endless delicacies.
Zhao Gao's food was so eye-opening that he felt that today was worth the trip.
Ying Zheng was also very satisfied with the food and couldn't help but say, "It would be even better if Huaiguzi could use the idea of cooking to refine alchemy."
Li Shui was waiting for this sentence and immediately took the opportunity to say: "I have been working hard to refine the immortal pills. Why did Your Majesty say this?"
Ying Zheng was a little unhappy: "Did you cheat the farmers' ox to refine alchemy? Did you steal Chunyu Yue's maid also to refine alchemy?"
Li Shui said with confidence: "That's right."
When Ying Zheng heard this, his anger suddenly came up. He thought to himself: "I have been deceived by the craftsmen today. Are you Huai Guzi still coming to lie to me?"
Ying Zheng stared at Li Shui and said, "Okay, then I'll listen. What does these two things have to do with alchemy? If I can't say it, I will definitely be severely punished."
Ying Zheng was angry and had already made up his mind. If Li Shui dared to talk nonsense again, let him see the punishment of the Qin Dynasty. As long as he did not hurt his life, he would open his eyes.
To be continued...