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One hundred and forty-eight: being fished(1/2)

Maybe my words as a "color pen assistant" touched the sore spot of the master TA, so he immediately dropped his equipment and started killing people, and even bought a jump in order to speed up the game.

As he returned it, he cursed and cried to the opponent, asking why his teammates were so stupid because he was also a power coach.

Xiaoyu on the opposite side replied: "We are not power levelers, we play on the alt account. I feel like our offlane is not good either, we are probably the aboriginals."

"I'm so fucking annoyed. It's hard to beat the queen in the first place, but this evil assistant is so damn annoying."

"Okay, you come here and give me agility and I'll help you kill him."

"coming."

The same kind of people become "teammates" in both camps.

The hostility in real life is clearly revealed on the Internet, and I can’t help but laugh or cry.

The opponent is playing black, and AME and I are playing solo. The mid laner looks like an orphan power leveling, which means that the two brothers on the road are playing black and should not be his partners.

I directly opened the microphone: "Axe and Butcher come to me, and the three of us will fight around the Great Sage."

The two people didn't reply, but they still leaned towards the lower road honestly. They could no longer stay on the upper road.

The Butcher is actually a very weak hero online. Unless he plays a specific combination, he can only hide behind and watch others counterattack. It's no wonder they were defeated. Not to mention that Xiaoyu opens an alt account, and Lich is paired with an alt account.

The fish themselves are an extremely powerful combination online, so it's normal that they can't beat them.

Now that we are 4V5, we naturally have to unite our teammates first.

"They will definitely touch me. You guys will keep an eye on me later." I looked around and saw TP's little fish, and he fulfilled his promise and came to kill me.

I pretended not to see it, and I was on the side doing some finishing touches. The Great Sage was on the tree, and the Butcher Ax King was watching from behind.

[Chuan (Temple Assassin): Four of them are squatting on you in the bottom lane. 】

Xiaoyu braked suddenly, and at this time he also noticed that his ultimate move had passively disappeared.

I curled my lips, now it's 4V6.

Due to TA's manual point reporting, our plan to play backhand was also shattered. The opponent knew our movements very well. After that, TA became even more aggressive and even started to report eye positions.

"There are eyes on the high platform on the lower road and the Ancient Wilderness below."

Not long after, our view of the map turned black.

"It's a hell difficulty, what should I do?" I couldn't help but smile at the AME next to me, with a bitter smile on my face and a mockery in my heart. I understand his mentality, but I don't despise it, so I can just quarrel with my teammates.

Once I saw someone deliberately switching sides because he disliked his teammates, maybe he was a "strong person".

But the real strong man just said lightly: "What can I do, press F."

I nodded, okay, and faced the difficulty.

The time came to 17 minutes, and the laning period was almost over. Originally, AME wanted to fight wildly to further implement his unfathomable strategy, but since TA was sent, he had to get out of the mountain as soon as possible, so the Great Sage chose to combo with Dao An.

destroy.

At this point in time, the Combo Knife's output is quite explosive. The only legion on Dire's side has been defeated. The Great Sage's amplification is basically unsolvable. However, the Queen and Xiaoyu both have escape skills, so they need to

I'm here to help.

Athos is a must-have, and then there are the flying shoes, which increase the movement speed and keep up with the pace of the Great Sage. Moreover, we have one less person in the team fight. If necessary, we can buy a living to rush to the battlefield.

At 18 minutes, we went to the wild area to look for people, and TA reported the position again, so four groups came directly from the opposite side to pick up the group. We could only retreat. Fighting in a positional battle with the Monkey King is strong, but if we fight, we, the soy sauce, will be cut off.

Cut into pieces.

At 20 minutes, Monkey King and I opened the fog again and went directly to the middle lane to find the Queen.

[Chuan (Temple Assassin): The Wrath of the Great Sage is looking for you, Queen.]

However, the queen was still there to mend the thread. I took a look at her equipment. The prosthetic legs were hair-dried and purple. As expected, they were raised by her herself. They were indeed fat.

Fat people tend to have inflated self-confidence and feel that we can't kill them.

"I'll go first." After opening the fog circle, I kept silent first and then threw Athos to make sure the queen couldn't jump away. As expected, she blew herself up. I hurriedly leaned forward, and the great sage jumped from the tree and walked down directly. I saw the time and made a board.

, I followed three times in a row, and the big move dealt half damage, and then Queen B left.

Queen B has a fixed distance of 1,300 yards, while the Monkey King has a double jump of 2,000 yards. It couldn't be easier to hunt down the Queen, not to mention she also has a slowdown buff.

Level 4 club hits the ground and stuns for less than two seconds. The damage of my ultimate move is not enough, but if Silence and Athos don't fight together, they can't deceive the queen's blow, so we can only kill like this.

There is a detail in this, that is, after the queen ate and hit the ground with a stick, she wanted to cast purple resentment on the Great Sage and then jump away, so as to ensure that she would not die, but AME was very smart and pressed F when she turned around, and seventy-two changes occurred in an instant.

The queen lost her chosen target, so she panicked, turned around and jumped away.

In 20 minutes, the fat-free queen was terminated, and AME gained abnormal kills. At the same time, TA also sent out the 10th kill on the road. Xiaoyu was already killing people like crazy, and the permanent agility stack reached 15 points.

22 minutes, Monkey King BKB. We didn’t laugh and joke, we just pushed forward in the middle, paved the ground with real eyes, the butcher stood forward, the Ax King jumped naked after the green shoes, and I had flying shoes Athos in hand.

Just watch the Great Sage dismantle it alone.

After breaking the second tower, I hit the shield directly. The Butcher listened to my suggestion and gave up jumping naked, and instead made a sacrifice.

He reported again that we were shielding, and the five people on the opposite side gathered and came directly to the spot.

"Don't worry and just hit."

The Great Sage's Roshan Group is very stable, and our goal in this wave is to force the Shield Group.

AME opened up, and the little fish rushed up with ice armor. I immediately sent Athos, but he used C to remove it. I changed my hand and gave Silence and directly handed over the big one. The Great Sage Circle and the Combo Knife slowed down the little fish.

The fish took all my damage and died suddenly the moment I fired my ultimate move.

His killing was not all bad, at least it gave the opponent the wrong message of "hit them casually". The five people rushed into the formation and wanted to overpower the Great Sage, but in the end the Ax King jumped and roared desperately, the Butcher opened the Rot and bit one person, and the Monkey Monkey

Sun Nei and AME scored four kills.

The Great Sage of Destruction Combo Knife is too strong in positional combat, and its weakness is fragility. The only flash point on the opponent's side is the Queen's ultimate move. The small fish will be instantly killed, and the Minotaur Lich will not be able to come forward at all. The Queen will jump in and cannot be carried.

You can only brag yourself if you keep outputting. In the end, the Legion Duel also gave away attacks.

At 25 minutes, the Great Sage with a staff and a shield, standing in front of him, is fighting to defeat the Buddha. No matter how many heavenly soldiers come, it will be useless, so why not give you a TA.

In the end, the Monkey King was 14/0/6, I was 6/2/13, and TA was 0/17. We won the game. This ended the 23-game winning streak of the Queen, who was also a power coach.

It’s rare to ask for a report after a game. I rarely curse or report when I play games. When everyone has something to do, if you really get screwed, block or block him, and wait until you hit him next time.

It's over, unless someone like this really comes to disgust his teammates and take revenge on society, I will report it.

Although Axe and Butcher were beaten, at least they were serious about playing. It was understandable that the audience didn't say a word. If it were me who had been beaten, I wouldn't dare to talk to my teammates.

The time came to seven o'clock, during the prime time in the evening, AME and I lined up against each other three times in a row, sucking points from each other, and each ended the other's winning streak.

At nine o'clock in the evening, dinner was finished.

"Are you still in line?"

"Let's go black."

"Oh? Don't you often say that teaming up is a villain's behavior?"

"If you don't play the ladder, you play the matching game. Bu Zhi and the others also want to come."

"them?"

Soon I knew who this "they" were.

Gardenia, gardenia, gardenia, gardenia, Baiyuncanggou, I’m so Nan.

Bu Zhi, Bai Yu, Gu Nan.

Isn't this the Return to the City One-High Five group?

"Enter voice." Wang Chenyu sent me a series of room passwords, and I logged in. As soon as I entered, I could hear Gu Nan's voice:

"Holy crap, how can someone like this play DOTA? You shouldn't talk on the mic. Just let me spray him."

After a brief description, AME and I finally figured out the whole story.

It was the weekend and Bu Zhi took Bai Yu to play Dota 2 together. Gu Nan saw it and clamored to join in, saying that he would help them win. They won the first few games quite easily, but unexpectedly they encountered a two-player team of black and white.

Yu Da's auxiliary security guard brother was scolded for failing to protect her. Bu Zhi couldn't help her and was grabbed by the other two.

Gu Nan, who was playing the mid lane, couldn't stand it anymore, so he hung up and began to quarrel with them. Later, Bu Zhi turned on the mic, and when the two of them heard that she was a woman, their curses suddenly became weird, and the words were as unpleasant as they could be.

Ugly.

After blocking the report, I continued to queue, and these two were queued again. This time they were on the opposite side, playing with two assistants, an elf and a Zeus. Then Gu Nan's side did not play well in the line and collapsed. The opposite elf

The fish and the elf blocked the spring for more than ten minutes. The foul-mouthed duo cheered them on and even mocked Gu Nan on the public screen: "You are at your level and you still want to imitate other people's efforts to take care of girls?"



"Hey, I feel like there's something wrong with this Shadow Demon in the laning. It doesn't look like someone from this level at all. I'm still too good at it." Gu Nan complained and blamed himself a little.

"You must have met the fishing team."

"Fishing?" Bu Zhi and Bai Yu both asked questions. It's no wonder that they are still little sheep who are not experienced in the game of Dota.

The little elf fish is a very traditional combination of tormenting the spring. The little fish kills people, adds agility and stacks armor, and then dodges. The elf continuously pulls the recovery equipment outside, and it is basically a stable abuse when it comes to the dragon's heart. After this set is formed, the two

Individuals can live in the spring and kill people, and the Highland Tower will not be pushed, and they can just kill people. The number of people they can kill can be hundreds, it all depends on their mood.

What is more hated than power leveling is this kind of black shop that takes pleasure in abusing food or water. These black shops often focus on matching. Not only are their winning rates frighteningly high, but their KDA is even more perverted. It is the most exaggerated thing I have ever seen.
To be continued...
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