Chapter 46: Actor's Self-cultivation
"I will turn a blind eye to what you should perform with you." Jiang Jiu hummed a happy song and walked downstairs with light steps. The moment he opened the door on the first floor, the expression on his face became terrified.
"Oh my god, what's going on?" Jiang Jiu spoke in a standard translation accent. He walked to the truck and asked, "My God, are you okay?"
"Uh, I'm fine, can you speak normally?" The driver in the truck was a supreme man who looked about forty years old. His forehead was now covered with blood, and it was obviously broken in the impact just now.
"Okay, can you explain why you drove the truck into my store?" Jiang Jiu stood at the head of the truck and frowned.
"For God's sake, can you pull me out first?" The truck driver stretched out his blood-stained hand in an attempt to seek help.
"Hey, I'm not that stupid, brother," Jiang Jiu shook his head and said, "If you receive a second injury while saving you, wouldn't it be my fault?"
"You" the truck driver was speechless for a moment. Of course, he was sure that he had not received much damage at the moment.
"I think it's good to call the police. Who knows if you suck something?" Jiang Jiu took out his cell phone and was about to make a phone call. He walked into two men dressed in the gap where the truck broke into.
"What happened here?" the white man asked Jiang Jiu.
"You guys are so good. Mr. Police Officer, someone here needs help. I don't know if he sucked something, so he drove the truck into the store. My God, such a thing will happen on such a big road." Jiang Jiu complained and asked the police to deal with the injured person.
"He needs help, why don't you go and help?" asked the black policeman coldly.
"Please, I'm already kind enough not to kill him because he broke into a private house. I have a regular gun license." Jiang Jiu shrugged and said, "She knew he would pretend to be injured and rob me. I've watched this kind of thing on TV several times."
"Your imagination is really rich, sir." The white policeman before seemed helpless, and then he and the black policeman pulled the truck out of the truck and turned his head to Jiang Jiu and said, "We need help, we have to get this person outside."
"Okay, as a good citizen of New York, I will help you." Jiang Jiu sighed helplessly, then carried the driver out of the store with two policemen, and pretended that he had not noticed that someone had secretly entered his store in the darkness.
"Okay, let's put it here. We have called an ambulance. When this guy is fine, we will ask him to compensate you for your losses. You don't have to worry." The white policeman found that Jiang Jiu looked at the shop with some concern and said.
"Is that so? I'm so grateful." Jiang Jiu immediately said with a smile.
"But before this, we need to do some live shooting work. You can wait here and take care of this guy." The black policeman picked up a camera and said to Jiang Jiu in a semi-command manner.
"If I find that the money in my drawer is gone, I will complain to you, sir, although people in our country are usually afraid of causing trouble, if someone gets offended us, we will fight back immediately." Jiang Jiu looked at the black policeman and showed a distrustful look.
Before he could say the insulting words of "You ye" yet, Jiang Jiu picked up his phone and let the other party look at the recording statement, and raised his eyebrows with a smile.
At this time, due to the car accident, some people nearby also came out to watch the fun, so the black policeman was unable to act arrogantly. The white policeman pulled the other party and then promised that there would be no problems. After that, he went into the store to take pictures.
Jiang Jiu hugged his chest and watched the other party's performance quietly. When the two policemen were filming, several people had already sneaked into the second floor secretly, and surveillance and monitoring equipment were installed in Jiang Jiu's bedroom, living room, and even toilets, which made the attention a little speechless.
"It's fine if the kitchen, living room and bedroom are also there. What does it mean to install surveillance for the toilet?" Jiang Jiu complained silently, and sentenced that guy to death in his heart. Such a perverted guy really died in a car accident, just like their script today.
"Hey, gentlemen, this guy won't die here, right? The ambulance didn't come." Jiang Jiu saw that they had almost installed it and was about to retreat, so he immediately walked over to cause trouble.
"Hey, sir, please don't approach the scene. You may leave documents that are unfavorable to you." The white policeman came out and stopped Jiang Jiu from entering.
"Please, this is not a criminal case, it's just that guy drank or sucked something and smashed my windows and doors. You are too ink." Jiang Jiu showed a puzzled look on his face, and hurried to the wine cabinet and said, "You are not peeping at the beautiful bar I have collected?"
"Sir, if you are like this, I will sue you for slander." The black policeman seemed to be angry with Jiang Jiu and said immediately.
"Okay, ok, I shouldn't believe in some American TV series, but you have to believe in me. I could only know the United States and the American people through American TV series before." Jiang Jiuyin said innocently.
"Okay, sir, the situation here will end soon. Please wait outside first. Oh, the ambulance seems to have arrived. I'll go with you." The white policeman was afraid that Jiang Jiu would say something that made the black police explode, so he immediately pulled Jiang Jiu out of the tavern.
Things went smoothly afterwards. After the police took the photos, they simply recorded the transcript for Jiang Jiu and told Jiang Jiu that they could ask the tow truck to tow away the truck. All the fees would be paid by the driver. They had already found some kind of D-product residue in the truck.
"Thank you so much, God, this matter is finally over." Jiang Jiu dragged his 'tired' body into the second floor and said on the sofa.
"You have been acting for a night, aren't you tired?" Xiao Hei walked over and said angrily.
"Of course I'm not tired. I told you back then. Hollywood owes me an Oscar trophy." Jiang Jiu said with a chuckling.
"Yes, the Oscar should be awarded you an award or something." Xiao Hei rolled his eyes and said, "Where do you think these guys come from? S.H.I.E.D. or Hydra?"
"Who else can it be? Those nine-headed insects that can't be killed. This is a hell. Nick Fury appeared once and was already targeted by them. I think maybe it was because Nick Fury asked Natasha to check her body." Jiang Jiu said analyzingly.
"You will continue to perform in the future?" Xiao Hei nodded slightly and then asked.
Chapter completed!