Chapter 34 Performance(2/2)
We’re almost out of stock, and you’re not coming until we have to sing “Dancing Girl’s Tears” again?”
"Damn...how on earth did you make them sit there and listen to you singing?" Huang Donglai said.
"I told them that I was an artist specially invited by their sect master from Central Plains at a high price. The sect master saw that they had worked hard throughout the year, so he wanted to reward them and specially invited me to perform for them." Sun Yixi said.
"Do they all believe this?" Huang Donglai's jaw almost dropped when he heard this.
"Of course I believe it. In their opinion, it is impossible for outsiders to invade this place, let alone come to them arrogantly and tell them that they want to perform or something; if it is a lie, any other reason will be more credible than this
, and my statement is very outrageous, but it seems to be the truth." Sun Yixi said, "Furthermore, I also know a lot of information about their sect, and I can answer their questions, so that's even better.
There is no reason to doubt me."
"Okay..." Huang Donglai thought for a while, "Eh? Then... why are you deliberately exposing my position now and calling me on stage?"
"What are you doing? I've been performing for a long time, why don't I bring you up to embarrass me with me?" Sun Yixie replied confidently.
"Hey! I'm so stupid, you surnamed Sun..." Huang Donglai wanted to scold again at that time.
But Sun Yixie quickly interrupted: "But now that you're here, I suddenly have another idea."
"Huh?" Huang Donglai was stunned for a moment, and immediately guessed Sun Yixie's idea, "Oh~ do you want to say... I'm already here anyway, so I might as well join you and take advantage of the performance to show off to the gang in the audience.
Did this guy poison you?"
"Hehe... you are right..." Sun Yixie said with a smile.
The above conversations were all whispers between these two people. Because they did not speak to the horn, and there was no one in the audience who could activate the ear power with internal force, no one else knew what they said.
, I thought they were having a simple communication before the performance.
What Huang Donglai did next seemed to be consistent with this speculation - he took out a microphone from somewhere.
This "Mai" is the one created by Huang Donglai in the volume "Harmony Is Precious", and it appeared when the double harmony was explaining the "Dragon Head Cup" competition.
At this time, Huang Donglai took out this thing, picked up a wooden pole from the edge of the stage, and put it in the middle of the stage. A Limai was completed.
Just when everyone in the audience was wondering what this thing was, Sun Yixie had already approached the microphone...
"Shaolin Kung Fu Awakening~" Brother Sun's voice was widened by the microphone, which was much better than the miniature horn he used to howl before, which immediately shocked the crowd in the audience.
"Okay~" Huang Donglai also joined the chorus.
"Shaolin Kung Fu Power~"
"Be strong~"
"I'm an iron-headed martial artist~"
"Invincible iron head skill~"
"You have diamond legs~"
"King Kong Legs~"
When singing this point, the monks of the Tuxing Sect in the audience seemed to have accepted the setting of the microphone, and they were still whispering to each other, "These two people invited by the sect master really have something, although the ones who came first
That one's singing was pretty ugly, but the next one's singing was pretty good, and he also used props that could raise his voice that we've never seen before. That Da Zhao is indeed a land of great wealth, rich in resources, and full of talents." Such words...
Seeing this scene, Chongzang and Xiaomei, who were still hiding in the distance, were completely helpless.
What's going on? Why did you change it to a chorus? Are you two going crazy?
"I said, Xiao Mei-san, you are here to contact them. Do you know what they are doing?" Chongzang finally couldn't help it anymore and asked Xiao Mei in a low voice.
"Hey, hey... I still want to ask you. You have known them longer than me, right?" Xiaomei couldn't help but use the Kansai accent at this moment.
"No, no, no... I'm really unfamiliar." Chongzang quickly denied.
"Then let's first assume that they are just two strangers from the Central Plains. Based on your experience, Ma Shansang, what kind of trouble are they making?" Xiaomei asked sincerely.
"Well..." Even though Juzo is well-informed, this is actually the first time he has seen such a scene. He pondered for a moment before responding, "If they didn't suddenly lose their minds or were originally crazy, then this
There must be a reasonable motive... Considering that our goal is to wipe out all these evil monks, they must want to do something on stage to facilitate this."
"Is it possible that they want to kill the enemy with unpleasant singing? Or torture the enemy before killing them?" Xiaomei continued.
"I don't know..." Chongzang said, "I can only say that Huang Sang's killing methods are far beyond my knowledge. It's hard to imagine..."
While they were wondering, the two people on the stage had already finished singing a song.
When everyone in the audience relaxed their vigilance towards Huang Donglai, Shuangxi suddenly announced that he would start "playing tricks".
This is not the first time that the two of them have done this. I think when they first came out of the world and encountered the "Haunted Zeng Mansion" incident in Luzhou, they performed some tricks in front of Master Zeng.
Of course, today's impromptu battle was not well prepared, so while Huang Donglai stepped down on the pretext of "preparing props," Sun Yixie could only mix up the "halberd hidden in the crotch" as the first trick.
Since Brother Sun has been a clown on the stage for more than half an hour, the monks in the audience are basically not wary of him at all at this moment, so even if he took out a weapon like a trident, they didn't take it seriously.
, after all, this thing is not a common weapon in Japan, and its shape is more likely to be regarded as a slightly weird pitchfork or dung fork.
And when Sun Yixie "changed in and out" several times, and the people below were almost tired of watching it, Huang Donglai, who had been busy in the corner of the stage for a while, finally returned to the stage in time.
Chapter completed!