【Time】June 6, 127,400th Yuan, Northern Yuan Dynasty

[Location] Coordinates XY2012·2012, the ninth continental plane, Metatrium City, the world of science and technology.

[Introduction] The wheel of history was stuck when turning, and the ninth continental plane slid into the abyss without realizing it...

Why do I have to defecate every day? Because I love this land deeply - "Selected Works of Pig Cat Red Army"

A really pretentious sentence, Dandan closed the book in his hand and thought to himself that reading is valuable, but in this world, making money is the hardest truth. Dandan looked at his bedside, and there was a pig's head on the bed. The pig's head had been eaten for half a month, and in theory it was supposed to be broken.

Outside the window, the night demon flew past, and the night was about to end. Tian Yuan chased behind the night demon and cleared the sky. This was a 666-story high building, and the sunlight would shine in quickly.

Suddenly, in the narrow room, a soft female voice sounded - the residents of Huayan Building, sorry, there is a power outage again today. Citizens who need to go out, please use the elevator before 3:30 in the morning.

When Dandan looked at the alarm clock, the hand stayed at about four o'clock. It seemed that the elevator had been stopped for half an hour.

Put the pig's head under the bed, and Dandan plunged into the quilt and didn't plan to get up. It's really a troublesome to go out to run. The 900th floor of Huayan Building will be out of power in a month and twenty-nine days. If it's February, then the date of the power outage will be postponed to March.

Dongdongdongdongdong...

"Zu Ying open the door quickly!" The knock on the door outside was so fierce and short that Dandan was so angry that he threw a piece of fire under the bed towards the door. The building often had power outages, so it was normal for him to occasionally burn fire to keep warm.

"This is six and six, not six and eight, get out!"

Dingling...

The phone rang again, and Dandan picked up the phone and hung up.

Dingling...

Persevere in the phone and persevere.

Dandan picked up the phone, "Hey?"

"Dandan, I am Lao Bai."

"Idiot, look at what time it's only now!"

"Dandan, aren't you still asleep? Tell you that a new combination has been released from the Duke, four beauties!"

"Ah? Go and go, you will definitely go, see you at 7 o'clock!" Dandan put down the phone and was immediately energetic.

The Duke is the name of a store, mainly selling char siu buns. However, there are some performances for breakfast here, and there are often beautiful and handsome guys to attract customers.

Rumble...

The sound of the helicopter rang out. Dandan quickly found a newspaper, posted it on the window, then found a washbasin, put it on his head, and hid it behind the bed. More than a dozen helicopters were walking through the skyscrapers. When they saw newspapers on the window, they threw out a brick, smashed the window first, and threw it into a package.

Dandan heard the crackling sound of glass shattering, and then a package was thrown in, but it was a parachute.

There are too many skyscrapers, and fire protection passages are not easy to use. Many doors are locked and occupied by residents on a certain floor, and used as storage rooms. Therefore, when a power outage, if a residents want to go downstairs, the relevant departments will issue parachutes in the morning. As for how to get home, it is another relevant department’s problem.

Parachutes are very useful, with only one percent error rate. However, because they are free to pay, they will fall to death and will only blame you for your hardship.

Dandan tied the parachute, opened the window, and jumped down. Anyway, he wanted to have breakfast, so he went to the Duke of Fork and Bag to see the beauty. As for the one-percent error rate, it was said that he died of one of the eight hundred floors yesterday, so it should not be his turn.

The wind was strong in the morning, and Dandan was blown several streets, and the parachute was hung on a billboard. His feet were only one meter away from the ground. He simply hung there and slept for a while until a dog barked below and woke him up.

Oh! It’s already six:30!

Dandan took out glass fragments from his pocket, cut off the rope of the parachute, and jumped to the ground. The two policemen who were waiting next to him came forward and recycled the parachute and placed it in the trunk of the police car.

There are no criminal guys in Metattering City, and the police are idle, so they never wake up Dandan.

"Two SBs!" Dandan rubbed his eyes and said his thoughts. The two policemen immediately pulled out rubber sticks and were about to come up and beat Dandan. Dandan ran away in panic. He only used rubber sticks. The police were not his opponent, but once the police were angry, they would shoot. In the rammed countries of the United States, police killing people openly. Even in Metatlin City, where the crime rate was 0, there were often fires and deaths.

The relevant departments will not deal with the police because...

There are many more guys who fall to death every day than those who are beaten to death by the police. Whoever has the ability to care about this, anyway, the police are all chaotic people, and the ones who die are small monsters. The chaotic monsters do not need to commit crimes and can be killed directly. This is called the preemptive method taken for the peace of Metatlin City.

Dandan escaped quickly enough. The policeman's belly was too big and he was stuck between two fire bolts and did not catch up with him. When the two policemen pulled out their pistols, Dandan had disappeared without a trace.

Dandan turned a few more turns and came to the front of the Fork Bao Duke Store. A tall and mighty man walked up. Dandan was very nervous. The crime rate was 0, which did not mean that there was no robbery. This world...

"Are you Qianqian?" asked the powerful man.

"No, I am Dandan." Dandan answered nervously.

"Dandan? A nice name, but... forget it." The mighty man returned to the door, stood up again, with a majestic demeanor.

Dandan inexplicably pushed the door and walked into the Duke of Char Shui. When he entered the door, the mighty man behind him grabbed a beautiful woman and asked, "May I ask, are you Qianqian?"

"Help!"

"Don't make a noise!"

"police……"

puff……

Dandan speeds up his pace, as if there is a thorn on his back.

After walking through the narrow aisle, I entered the hall and found a seat near the stage in front. Dandan searched left and right, but I didn't see Lao Bai appear. Lao Bai lives on a thousand floors, wishing him good luck...

[To be continued, I will gradually add the reader's name to it. Thousands of words will be written. Many readers' names are weird and I can't add them. I will try my best to make it apart. A book is not easy to keep everyone in the story. Leave the name in the story, which may be more in line with my mood than the copy-paste thanks. Well, this is the beginning. Is there anything wrong with Lao Bai's parachute? What are the levels of four beauties who sell char siu buns? How can Dandan go home and go upstairs? Please pay attention to the follow-up. During festivals, or if I have time, I will write one or two thousand words, not pursuing update speed, no pressure, just pursue absurdity, everyone relax, relax, and then relax...]

[Screenwriter] Deathstate (nicknamed 11 Brother, the reason is unknown...)

【Starring】Dandan, Lao Bai…
Chapter completed!