Xiao Mo has a habit, that is, when the sky is bright, when everyone gets up, he grabbed the latrine before everyone. During the day, he observed it for a while while the latrine, confirmed that there was no one.

I don't want to meet people today.

Shu Yan was confused by him, and he had to lose his temperament. Otherwise, he thought what happened. Because there was an agreement with Xiaomo, Shu Yan always wore a long lingerie,

He wore his coat and asked: "What's wrong? In the early morning, who provoked you?"

"I didn't see who it was, anyway, it was a person who had no quality. I was convenient in the latrine. I didn't even say hello to that person first, so I walked in directly."

"Ah? What is this? There are so many people in this museum, and they are all men, and there are no women. Whoever goes to the latrine must say hello before going to the latrine. It is normal to share the toilet with people." Shu Shu

Yan knows, don't look at him, there is nothing serious about ten or nine or nine.

"Not only do you say hello, the problem is that he is still ... I will solve my pants!"

"Isn't this nonsense? People have three anxiety. He must be in a hurry to go to the toilet so early. He doesn't immediately unlock his pants.

Xiao Mo "flutter" and enjoyed: "What else is brewing? He just entered the door, dark, and what was going on yet. I was cold and frightened by me.

"What is it?"

"Already ... terrible, the dirty ... cannot be described."

"Ah? Isn't it miserable by you?"

"That's herself, how can I blame me?"

"How can you do this, so many people in the Museum, going to the latrine is a must -have every day. In the long run, how many people do you want to scare!"

"You can rest assured, I already think of a way, but you must help your help."

"What can I do? What do I do?"

"The latrine must hang a brand, and the positive and negative sides of the brand write‘ Someone ’, 'No one’. When everyone goes to the latrine, first look at the brand, and when you see the “someone”

You can only enter when you have no one. "

After listening, Shu Yan widened his eyes, "What are you going to make? There is no reason for a brand, and you have to look at the cards first. How can you agree? How can everyone agree?"

"So, I invite you to help, write a reasons for a grand reasons."

"No, no, how to write this, I can't write. There are block signs in front of the latrine. This is the absurdity that hears it, and I have to write a ridiculous reason for such ridiculous things. I can't help this busy."

Shu Yan stood up from the bed, picked up a scarf and was ready to wash.

Xiao Mo dragged him back and said angrily: "If you don't help, apply to the Pavilion and set me a latrine alone. I don't want to share the latrine with you!"

"What? Definitely, who do you think you are? People can let you live here are quite good. I also want to set up a latrine for you alone? It's really delusional."

"I know that I can't do that, so let you write a reason for me."

Shu Yan thought that Xiao Mo had just risen for a while, but he did not expect that he was serious. Shu Yan couldn't twist Xiao Mo, but could only sit down. The two people racked their brains together to compile the reasons for this absurd thing.

After an hour, Shu Yan finally finished editing. After receiving the pen, Xiao Mo picked it up and looked at it.

It is a Han, not only do you business, but also quite popular. He is also very rigorous to teach Xiao Mo's father. Although Xiao Mo's mother is a daemon, he was born in the chief family. Naturally, it is different from ordinary people.

It is also extremely intelligent. Xiaomo was born in such a family. Although it is more stubborn, it is influenced by the family.

The article is completely hard to fall, and it is easy.

"Your task is completed, and the rest will be left to me." Xiao Mo said after picking up the paper out of the paper, and returned without two steps. "Yesterday you said that I would ask Brother Ye to eat fish.

Don't forget to invite him. "

Shu Yan washed and came to Ye Yan. They were familiar with each other, so they didn't call the door. Push the door directly and call: "Brother Ye."

Ye Yan was washing clothes with a wooden basin. Seeing someone coming, he hurriedly blocked the wooden basin behind: "Dry, what?"

"You do n’t wash your clothes outside, but you are in the house, and why are you so panicked?"

"No, nothing." Ye Yan flushed, "What are you looking for me?"

"It's okay, I bought a few fish yesterday, and Xiaomo and I invited you to eat fish."

"Good eating fish, you go first, I will wash your clothes, so you wo n’t leave you to drink tea." Ye Yan directly made a guest order.

Shu Yan didn't care about it, and went back to help Xiaomo make fish. Ye Yan sighed: "Today is really unlucky, I don't know which prostitute I met early in the morning ..." I secretly washed my underwear and hung in the house. This

For two days, his stomach was uncomfortable. As soon as he washed his clothes, he suddenly felt another pain in his stomach. He closed the door and ran to the latrine. He was about to enter. Suddenly, there was a wooden sign hanging in front of the door.

One notice, three or five people were looking around before, and they praised from time to time. I saw it:

Those who are three emergency are inevitable; the reincarnation of the grain, the reason for human and animals, and the three emergency of the birds and animals. The three emergencies of poultry and animals often want to do whatever they want.

People must not be free of three emergencies, but at each time, their shapes, they must undertake pants, and their bodies are ugly.

Wanfan, the embarrassing sounds are all difficult, it is difficult to listen. "Book of Rites" has a cloud: the reason why people are people, etiquette.

It is really the etiquette gentleman that cannot be shared. In order to prevent the monarchs from this, from now on, there is a wooden sign in this toilet.

Wait less; those who encounter "no one", the monarchs move forward. Every time they have toilets, they must flocked; every time they go out, they will also flip.

"What kind of ghosts?" Because it was more urgent, Ye Yan just glanced at it, and he was busy walking.

"Brother Ye, come out!" Suddenly someone called him.

"What's wrong?" Ye Yan held his gown with one hand and stopped.

Those people pointed on the wall with their fingers: "Why don't you keep the rules, don't you see this notice?"

Ye Yan snorted: "I don't know which hated person engaged in the ghost, boring, what do you do?"

"How can you ignore it? Didn't you see the above? Do you have a toilet with others, you can't help but not be able to see it. Don't listen to it or not.

Is the etiquette gentleman? "

"Ah, do you take this kind of game to play trouble?"

"Why not take it seriously, we have a long time ago, but we didn't expect this. Now someone has done it for us, and it is still a matter of raising our hands.

"There is no way, this boring person!" Ye Yan had no choice but to turn the wooden sign to the "someone", and then went in. When he came out, he found that everyone's eyes were staring at him again.

Oh, he suddenly remembered, and hurriedly turned the wooden sign back to the "unmanned" side, and everyone let him go.

"It's boring!" Ye Yan scolded and walked towards Shu Yan's room. After entering the door, there were three plates of fish on the case and two pots of wine.

Ye Yan asked the water to wash his hands first, and laughed: "Two sages, disturbing, every time I bother you two, I am embarrassed."

Shu Yan asked him to sit down and laughed: "Brother Ye is polite. When we go out, we are all brothers. Let's talk about the word" disturbing "."

Xiaomo brought the rice, Shu Yan filled the wine. Ye Yan was sitting in a guest place, Shu Yan sat in the main position, and Xiao Mo played with each other. The three of them drank a glass, Xiao Mo said: "Brother Ye, you taste me

Make fish. ""

"Three fish, so extravagant."

"You care so much, try it first."

"Well?" Ye Yan stretched out the chopsticks, looked at the different fish of the three dishes, and stopped again.

"Of course, how can I show my craftsmanship in a food case?" Xiao Mo smiled, "The practice of these three fish is different, the first is called steamed carp, the second article

The name is braised carp, the third is called sweet and sour carp. "

"There are so many methods of fish, it is really obvious. Your dumplings have eaten this way."

"Where, this is not all the practices of our dumplings. In fact, many of them are self -ancestors who originated. Because my great -ancestors used to be an official in the post -Han Tai Guan Department, although after many generations, I still inherited from my father's ancestors.

Some superb cooking skills. Then there is learned from all over the place when I travel around. Because I was a foodie, every place, I must taste the local specialty.

After discussing his approach, over time, I have mastered a lot of skills to cook. "

"This is the case, admire. Although you are young, you have more knowledge than us." Ye Yan took chopsticks or raised chess, "Which one should you eat first?"

These three fish have their own characteristics: the first fish is white, and some coriander leaves are placed on it, giving a sense of authentic taste; the second fish is brownish, and some garlic cloves are placed next to the fish.

It will immediately evoke the appetite of people; the color of the third fish is similar to the braised carp, but its shape is strange, not straight, but the ends of the first and tails are raised, like a fish jump, and there are some coke in the plate with some burning.
Chapter completed!