Chapter 101 Watching TV
There was an old TV in the house where the landlord lived, and a VCD under the TV cabinet. When we entered, the TV was a snowflake screen, and the sound was loud. Xiao Bo took the remote control and pressed it casually and wanted to turn it off.
As a result, as soon as he changed the channel, the VCD below could clearly hear the sound of the machine reading the CD.
The TV screen flashed and the landlord actually appeared on the TV.
Tian Sanjiu frowned and stared at the screen.
"Hello, welcome to visit my house."
The landlord Li Eryuan did not disguise at all. He showed his face and sat on a chair, holding the bowl in his hand, smiling and waved to greet us.
"I didn't expect it to be found so soon. I have to say, you are very smart. No one has seen me in almost twenty years."
"Wait, I'll eat noodles first, or I'll get a bunch of noodles."
Tian Sanjiu brought a chair, sat down in front of the old TV, lit a cigarette, threw the lighter on the table, and looked at the landlord who appeared in the picture.
On the screen, the landlord blew the air, ate a few chopsticks of noodles, and then drank two sips of the soup.
He put down the bowl, wiped his mouth with a towel, and smiled and said, "Hey, I saw you, Tian Sanjiu, is it fun? I'll tell you in a low voice, don't tell others, fun is still behind."
"Yeah..." He cleared his throat and continued.
"Next, let's introduce ourselves."
It was probably taken by a handheld video recorder, and it felt like it was engraved into a disc. The whole picture was like watching an old documentary, which felt very real.
The picture swayed, the camera turned, and four other people appeared in the room.
Two men and two women, namely the dragon monkey, the tin nose, the medicine box, and the little dwarf.
The little dwarf was drinking soy milk. She was a little resistant to the video recorder and reached out to block her face, saying, "Boss, don't take pictures of me, I'm having a meal."
The landlord smiled and said, "Xiao Fei, why are you ashamed? Now it is not the old society. We must keep pace with the five cuckolds. I ask you, you will die in a while, so let me say a few words."
"Um...."
The little dwarf bit the soy milk and liked it. He sucked it twice, tilted his head and waved his hand and said, "Hi, hello."
"The person who succeeded me has been chosen. During the two days in the hospital, I met someone like me, who may be so taller than me." The dwarf reached out and compared the height.
"After I die, she will be a short guy. This name is not nice and I don't like it."
The picture moved and the second dragon monkey Hu Liqun was photographed.
There was a bald red-faced monkey lying on his shoulder, grinning at the camera.
Hu Liqun touched the monkey and said, "It likes the red eyes, what is the name of Bao. Although I don't want to admit it, the man has a special physique and is even stronger than me."
"But... I'll give it a try before this, otherwise I'll be unwilling to accept it. Then I'll say that I'll kill him and beat me before I can be qualified to be a dragon monkey."
"Third brother, it's your turn. Say a few words, don't fucking tease your toad."
In the picture, the fat Taoist priest was dragging a small toad in his palm. Three pustules bulged behind the toad, as if a human eye had opened a crack.
"Sao Rui, one subject, four, one oil rice."
"I can't understand, I speak human words." said the landlord.
"I, I have nothing to say. I just can't let go of the kids I adopted. Without masks, they dare not go out to go out for fear of scaring people. Alas..."
"Fourth brother, it's your turn, let me say a few words."
The camera caught the owner of the convenience store. She was sitting on the sofa and eating melon seeds. Hearing this, "Plum may be (Tang Gui's wife), but I'm afraid she can't stand the effect of the medicine. If she goes crazy, she can only choose a doctor."
"Okay, it's enough for you to show off, it's my turn."
The landlord Li Eryuan pointed the video recorder at himself and said, "You don't understand the Five Chou, and you will never understand the Five Chou. But after all, the opportunity is rare, you can understand me."
"Nineteen years ago, I was 25 years old. At that time, I practiced Qigong. What kind of fucking hit people from the air, I read words with my ears, and my fingers cut off the fan. They are all fucking fake, they are all mentally retarded."
"I am different from those mentally retarded. I have real skills. I think there can be some connection between humans and animals."
"When I was a child, I always dreamed of snakes. Once, with my father, I entered the mountain and I was bitten by a five-step snake. My father was frightened, but in the end, I had nothing to do. My father said that I might be born immune to snake venom."
In the picture, the landlord seemed to be in memory. He said: "I remember it was seventeen years old. There was a man and a woman in our family. He claimed to be subordinates of the secret research institute. They gave my father a thousand yuan and then took me away."
"After taking the train for several days, I was locked in a small dark room by them. The cage was full of snakes and various poisonous snakes. They said they wanted to test it, so they opened the cage and let the snake bite me."
"It's a fucking comparison. Afterwards, I'm fine and can still play with a snake. Later, they judged it to be qualified and sent to a place called 749 Human Body Research Institute."
"I was excluded and not valued there, so I cleaned because I couldn't perform or have special abilities of qigong. A year later, a man named Li Baosheng came. They equipped all such people with cars, secretary, chef, and mobile phones."
"From then on, I realized that this place does not belong to me. I wanted to create a unit myself. Because it was March 31 that day that I sneaked away, so I named it 331st."
"One day I was on the mountain and suddenly saw a little snake without eyes coming out of the soil. The moment I saw it, a man suddenly came to my mind. The man said, "He is called the Self-harm Snake."
Speaking of this, he suddenly looked excited in the picture.
He said: "After that time, the voice disappeared in my mind. When I was 29 years old, I came to Hunan and accidentally went to a minority village hidden in the mountains in Pingyang Township, Tong County. There was an old man named A Maozhong in the village. He saw me at first sight and said, "You are the same person as me."
"With the help of this old man, I know why I am not afraid of poisonous snakes, because in my previous life, I was the leader of the Wuchou of the Society and hurt the snakes themselves."
Tian Sanjiu watched the old TV and slowly exhaled a breath of smoke.
The landlord on the screen smiled and continued, "No one has opened the Seven Vajra Gate under Guizai Ridge. At this moment, do you really want to know what is inside?"
"Say, do you want to know?"
Tian Sanjiu threw away the cigarette butts, looked at the screen, and smiled and said, "I think so, you tell me."
Unexpectedly, the landlord suddenly opened his eyes and made a face at Tian Sanjiu, saying that he wouldn't tell you, you'll be so angry that you'll beat me.
“Lululululululululu…”
The screen flashed, and Tian Sanjiu turned off the TV directly.
The room suddenly became quiet, and there was no sound of the landlord.
(The following author chats can be seen as having nothing to do with the main text.)
The Five Chousings of the Society existed during the Guangxu period. At that time, the Changchun Society was just established in Jinan, Shandong, and later it developed its focus to the Northeast. The landlord Li Eryuan told me personally that he was the boss of the Five Chou in his last life and hurt himself.
At that time, I thought it was true that he was not afraid of snake bites, but for others, he might have paranoid symptoms.
Why don’t I remember what I was in my previous life? Could it be that I was also a tomb robber in my previous life? Otherwise, why would I start robbing tombs at a young age?
I don't believe it, but I still want to say it.
The village he mentioned in the mountain was in Pingyang Township, Tongan, Hunan. Most of the Dong people were born. There was a nickname called Morihua Village. It is said that hundreds of people in the village clearly remember who they were in the last life, whether they were a man or a woman. How old they died, what was their name?
I have never been to this place, but last year was the same as the previous year. Once I looked online and saw an expert saying that in the brain, deep in the hippocampus, there is something called "Haruzi", which is what stores the subconscious mind and memories of the past life.
In order to maintain normalcy, the hippocampus is suppressing this "Hezi". If it cannot be suppressed for a certain period of time, the person will suffer from epilepsy.
If the hippocampus is removed, people will not remember anything, and they will not even remember it after they have just eaten.
The old man said, some of us have never met each other before, but when we first met, we felt familiar, and we felt that we had seen each other somewhere before, but when we thought about it carefully, we just couldn't remember where we had seen each other.
He also said that there is another word called love at first sight.
That's because "Haruko" deep in the hippocampus wants to tell you through your subconscious mind that you liked this person in your previous life. Go, don't miss it this time.
I think it's better not to remember, otherwise, when you walk on the road and see someone, you will say, "Hey, grandson, do you know who I am? I was your grandfather in my previous life."
Then you will be beaten and messed up.
Chapter completed!