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093 Hydrangea Recruiting 2

I saw the rotating hydrangea drew a perfect curve, and after crossing the highest point, it began to fall. At this time, the landing point of the ball was already very clear. The crowd surrounded and squeezed towards the landing point.

Suddenly a black shadow jumped up from the crowd, and it jumped up one meter high. He stretched his hands straight towards the ball, and easily embraced the hydrangea in his arms.

When the black shadow fell, the crowd quickly dispersed, for fear that this black guy would hit him.

This black shadow is the second pillar that has been bent over by the crowd and never stands out. The second pillar is tolerant and cannot bear it. If it does not explode in the crowd, it will perish in the crowd. With a tense shout, it will rise up from the ground and actually run out of the crowd.

Unexpectedly, I rushed into the air and saw the hydrangea falling towards me. I quickly reached out and hugged the hydrangea in my arms.

Erzhuzi was a little scared when he suddenly jumped so high, but he felt relieved when he saw that there were all black heads below.

However, after all the calculations, I thought it would fall on everyone's heads, but I didn't expect that these people would flash faster than flash, and the crowd flashed out of an open space. Erzhuzi wanted to turn his body in the air and adjust his posture ninety degrees. With a "pop", Erzhuzi put his whole chest on the ground and lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up.

By the time he was pulled up by others, the hydrangea had already been pressed into an embroidery cake.

"I grabbed it! I grabbed it! Haha... Cough cough cough cough..." Erzhuzi pulled off the embroidery cake stuck to his chest and laughed happily.

Erzhuzi was invited to the stage by Tao Hongniang. Erzhuzi, who was standing on the stage, was a little confused and could not come back to his senses, but when he saw the protagonist of today, Tian Shuangshuang dressed up like a flower, he was shocked! My God, is this girl the one who brings hydrangeas to kiss? This is not a girl, she is simply a fairy.

I just complained that God was unfair to him. He was walking outside but not straightened his waist. After finally getting home, he still couldn't stand up straight. Unexpectedly, he kept bent down to better convert the potential energy of his bent body into the kinetic energy to jump up. If it weren't for this perfect energy conversion, how could he jump so high?

I didn't expect that he couldn't stand up because he wanted to pick up such a beautiful wife as soon as he came back.

From now on, my waist will be straight!

Tao Hongniang smiled and walked to Erzhuzi, holding his wrist and lifted it up high. With the sound of a gong, Tao Hongniang announced to everyone: "The winner, this one...what are you calling?"

"Two pillars."

"What are you?"

"Two pillars!"

"What's the second pillar?"

"Erzhuzi!!!" Erzhuzi pointed at the pillar with another finger that was not held by Tao Hongniang, "It's this pillar."

"Oh. The winner is this young master of Erzhuzi! The prize he won is Hotan Shuangshuang for dinner together."

Erzhuzi happily couldn't stop talking: "Where are you having dinner?"

"It's right at Xiaowan's house."

"Where are you going to get into the bridal chamber?" Erzhuzi stared at Tian Shuangshuang's beauty, feeling very itchy.

"What bridal chamber?"

"Aren't you hydrangeas a kiss? Now I have hydrangeas. Isn't this twin-shuang my wife? Where did my wife and I enter the bridal chamber?"

"Hahahaha, this friend is so funny." Tao Hongniang likes this unexpected and lively atmosphere very much. "Where do you want to ask your wife Luo when you enter the bridal chamber."

"Wife, you say...oh, don't leave." Erzhuzi wanted to pull Tian Shuangshuang's hand, but Tian Shuangshuang turned around and left. He wanted to chase him, but Tao Hongniang grabbed his hand.

Tao Hongniang said: "Okay. OK. I won't play anymore. I announce that today's event ends here! Please..."

"Hey, don't end, the words are not clear yet. Don't leave! Don't leave! This hydrangea has been received, what's going on?"

Qi Nian came over and said to Erzhuzi, "My friend, do you really don't understand, or are you making us happy? I said it very clearly at the beginning. This is a game and a promotion, not real. Even if you receive a hydrangea, you can't take people away. Don't you all understand?"

"I understand? I understand it! Are you teasing me? Promotional? I rushed back 800 kilometers from afar to attract hydrangeas. Now you tell me this is a promotion. Promotional activities are too many downstairs where I live. What am I going to do when I come back?"

Everyone on the stage looks at me and I look at you for no reason.

Everyone in the audience was stunned and inexplicably. If these two pillars didn't come back, why did they seem stupid when they came back? Are they stimulated outside?

The scene fell into silence. Everyone knew that this was a big deal!

"Erzhuzi, the matchmaker is teasing you. This is not a promotion, it is a real hydrangea tribute." Someone from the audience suddenly shouted to the stage.

"What are you talking nonsense?" The person next to the man quickly stopped him. Isn't this causing trouble?

The man who shouted stuck out his tongue and made a face, and smiled and stopped talking.

"Yes. It's really a hydrangea that attracts kiss!" One of the ends was pressed down, and another one floated up on the other end.

"It's really a hymen to attract marriage. Go and find your wife."

"Don't talk nonsense! Tian Shuangshuang is so beautiful, how can he let Erzhuzi do whatever he wants!"

"You want to care?"

Although young men love their goddess, everyone knows that the possibility of having a good story with the goddess is almost no. Some young men simply just live by and take this opportunity to find fun. Although more young men always protect Tian Shuangshuang, they can't resist the instigation of the crowd who are not interested in watching the fun.

Erzhuzi on the stage saw it and said: He really made me laugh. He scared me.

Erzhuzi bowed to Tao Matchmaker: "Matchmaker, don't tease me. I'm here to find my wife this time. Look at this big day today, let's arrange to enter the bridal chamber early."

Tao Siya didn't dare to joke around at this time and said seriously to Erzhuzi: "Don't listen to them talking nonsense. We are a promotion. Look at our poster."

Tao Siya pulled the second pillar to the poster and pointed at the last few big words: "Look at it."

"I don't recognize words!"

"Ah?" Tao Siya looked up and down the second pillar. Are there still people who don't recognize words these days?

"Okay. I'll read it to you: 'Recruiting a kimono is a game! It's a game! It's not true! You can't take people away even if you receive a hydrangea, dear!'. Do you understand?"

Erzhuzi nodded honestly: "I understand!"

"Oh, that's right!" Tao Siya felt relieved.

"Recruiting a marriage is a game, but entering a bridal chamber cannot be a joke."

ah?

"Our reward is to have dinner together. We didn't enter the bridal chamber!"

"But what kind of wife is not a bridal chamber? Isn't it better to have a few big men to have some old wine? What kind of dinner can I have with the women?"

Tao Siya was so angry that she vomited blood. He was illiterate, but how did he talk about the truth?

Qi Nian walked over, waved his hand at Tao Siya, and signaled her to enter the house. Then he rushed to Tao Jin, and Brother Jiang waved his hand and signaled them to come around.

Qi Nian arranged the Tiangang Beidou Formation and set it on the trunk position. He said to Erzhuzi aloud: "My friend, we have conditions to participate in this event. First, we need to understand the rules of the game to participate. Second, we need to place an order online at the designated time, so that the hydrangeas you received will be effective. Where are the orders you placed?"

"What order do I... place?"

"Orders for shopping online. If you place an order, we will help you deliver goods. Our promotion is to promote the express delivery business of the 'Xiaoxiao Escort Agency'."

"I don't know what online shopping is. Anyway, I received the hydrangea, so I have to go to the bridal chamber with that one. I don't have the conditions to participate, so why did I grab the hydrangea? This is God's will! It is God's will that makes me match the hydrangea with that one. Do you understand?"

"As long as the hydrangea is thrown out, there will inevitably be someone who will grab it. This is not God's will, it is a probability."

Qi Nian responded to Erzhuzi's nonsense in a kind voice. At this time, a crisp angrily shout suddenly sounded from the audience:

"Die Erzhuzi, come down for me! Where have you been dead this year? As soon as you come back, you are embarrassed to run here. Get out of here quickly!"

Erzhuzi looked closely and saw a woman in her fifties walking around the place where the crowd spread. This woman was nothing but Erzhuzi's mother.

The young man Qing Erzhuzi was not afraid of the world, but the only thing he was afraid of was his mother. Now his mother was standing in the crowd below the stage and scolding him at the top of her voice. Erzhuzi felt very nervous. If he couldn't go down, he didn't dare; if he went down, he couldn't bear to let him go. He moved his steps down the stage, looking back and forth in the direction where Tian Shuangshuang left.

He was not willing to give up at all.

Erzhuzi left, and everyone felt relieved.

Emma, ​​finally sent this guy away. Qi Nian, Tao Jin and the others were very happy.
Chapter completed!
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