021 Young and strong don't work hard and old to do express delivery
Not to mention, Qi Nian’s roommate Li Shaoyan is really a good roommate who abides by contracts and keeps promises. After everyone took photos together by the lake, he had already arranged dinner.
Graduation is approaching, and the business of restaurants near the school is booming. The boss and the staff are all red-faced. Everyone who comes is smiling. The hospitality is vividly reflected. The attitude is so good that it is suspicious.
Did they reincarnate again?
The private room Li Shaoyan chose is very good. It is probably the most elegantly decorated large private room in this restaurant. A large round table is just right for a dozen people.
Before the girls arrived, the boys had already ordered several cold dishes and several hot dishes in the manner of hospitality.
Amid everyone's expectations, Fu Jia finally led her roommates in. When the girls filed in, the boys felt like the prince was choosing his concubine, and they couldn't even look past them.
According to the aesthetic grading standards of this dormitory, Fu Jia and another girl belong to the 5a-level scenic spot, one girl belongs to the 4a-level scenic spot, one belongs to the 1a-level scenic spot, and the other two girls are not included in the scenic spot rating system.
Although Li Shaoyan suggested that boys and girls sit crosswise to make it easier for them to understand each other, the girls were unwilling no matter what, so the boys had to squeeze on one side and the girls on the other.
Li Shaoyan looked like he was crazy and said: "This is good, this is good! We sit according to the Bagua directions. You see, us boys belong to the Bagua Yang, and you girls belong to the Bagua Yin. Yin and Yang are harmonious, very harmonious!"
Or, please Qi Nian and Fu Jia introduce their roommates respectively."
During the same year, Fu Jia introduced their roommates on behalf of the two dormitories, and also made a cautious speech such as "It's a pleasure to meet you all."
Just when everyone was getting acquainted with each other, the waiter had already placed four cold dishes on the table. Li Shaoyan picked up his chopsticks and greeted everyone: "Today's dishes are all here. Let's eat."
If only a few cold dishes are served, does it mean that all the dishes are served? The girls were very happy after hearing this.
Although the private room is relatively large, it is indeed inconvenient for 12 people to squeeze into one table to eat. But it is just because of this inconvenience that it is more convenient.
As the saying goes: If men and women match, you will not be tired when eating.
In an environment with a balanced number of men and women, it is usually a good stage for competition among all parties. This is true for both boys and girls.
Because the boys all knew that Fu Jia came here for Qi Nian, their interest naturally turned to another 5a scenic spot. But they didn't know whether this girl was naturally aloof or in a bad mood, and she always maintained a polite and polite conversation with the boys.
The official attitude makes boys feel less interesting.
On the contrary, the mediocre 1a-level scenic spot gradually attracted great attention. Because she spoke well, one joke after another pushed the atmosphere to a climax.
I thought that with girls joining the team, everyone would be more restrained, and one box of beer might not be enough to cope with it. But I didn’t expect that except for the two girls who don’t drink alcohol, the other four are huge. Especially the 4a scenic spot, it is indeed that nook and cranny.
Dongbei Yin. Not only has a bold personality, but also has a generous drinking capacity. He scares the boys.
It's not scary that she drinks a lot, but what's scary is that this girl drinks without going to the toilet. This is simply a dimension-reducing blow like slapping a small ant to death with the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!
One box of beer was quickly consumed. The waiter brought another box over. The boys kept shouting: "No more! No more!"
Scenic Area 1a grabbed a boy's cup and said: "How can a man say no? It must be done! It's full."
The boy's hands holding the cup were shaking: "Woman, please forgive me!"
The 4a-level scenic spot finished blowing a bottle of beer and said to the boy: "I did it, you can do whatever you want!"
The boy held up the cup and looked coy. The 4a-level scenic spot got impatient with the wait and turned to ask Qi Nian: "Are you really going to be a courier?"
Qi Nian nodded. The girls had different expressions.
"No way. As the saying goes, 'If you don't work hard when you are young, you will end up working as a courier.' How did you think of becoming a courier?"
Qi Nian smiled: "There is another saying, 'Read thousands of books and travel thousands of miles'. Isn't this just about delivering express delivery?"
The 4a-level scenic spot curled his lips, looking completely unbelieving.
At this time, the interest of the 1a-level scenic spot came again, and he interjected: "Let me tell you a joke. A man bought some things from the Internet, including a few books. As soon as he saw the courier delivering the goods, he confirmed to him:'
Book?'. The courier was stunned when he heard this and said: 'I'm sorry. You can just call me big brother.' The man said: 'What's your name, big brother? I was asking if it was my book, not you.'
uncle'."
After everyone finished laughing, the 1a-level scenic spot told another joke: "There was also a courier who saw a recipient called the abbot. He called for a long time and couldn't contact the person. Later, the recipient finally came, and the result was unexpected.
It was a girl. The courier thought to himself: 'Why should a woman be called abbot? She should be called Master Tai.' As a result, after the girl picked up the courier, she said to the courier bitterly: 'Are you illiterate?'
The name is Fang Wen.'."
Everyone burst into laughter.
After drinking, the classmate Duanzishou received stronger blessings. She was about to tell another joke about the courier when she suddenly heard a loud noise coming from outside the private room, as if something had been smashed.
Li Shaoyan opened the door, took a look, and shouted: "Someone is fighting outside. Hey, the one who was beaten is Thanos!"
This Thanos has rarely appeared since he was killed by Qi Nian in the last interview. Unexpectedly, he showed up again today.
Although it is common for students to get into fights after drinking too much. But when everyone heard that Thanos, the number one person in the school, was beaten, the boys and girls squeezed through the door and rushed out of the private room.
Sure enough, I saw four people hitting one spot. Thanos was fighting one against three. Those three people didn't look like students, but people from society. Under the attacks of the three people in turn, Thanos had almost no room to fight back.
What's more, he had already fallen to the ground.
"Stop!" Qi Nian, who has the attribute of a student union cadre who is nosy, of course does not allow students of our school to be beaten by outsiders.
But it didn't seem to have any effect.
Qi Nian saw a beer bottle on the table, picked it up and threw it on the ground. Hearing the sound of the beer bottle breaking, the attackers stopped and looked at Qi Nian together.
"No fighting!" Qi Nian shouted again.
"Hey, a few students dare to control me!" The burliest among them saw that he was a student, and didn't take Qi Nian seriously at all. He also picked up a beer bottle on the table, but did not throw it to the ground.
, but rushed towards Qi Nian.
I wonder why this scene is so familiar.
Qi Nian regretted it when he saw that he had caused a negative demonstration effect by throwing a wine bottle. But this was obviously not the time to regret. He was a guitarist, not a fighter.
Qi Nian couldn't tell! I can't deal with this. As the saying goes, wisdom comes from desperation, but when he encountered this situation again, Qi Nian still didn't feel where the wisdom came from. He just saw a huge black shadow rushing towards him, and
I don't know how to deal with it at all.
But he saw that the man fell to the ground inexplicably before he could even rush to him. What was going on? Qi Nian was confused.
When the other person saw that the leader had fallen, he also rushed forward. The result was the same, he collapsed before he could reach him.
This time Qi Nian could see clearly that it was his left leg that flew up and kicked the man down.
Who is so powerful? My roommates have known each other for four years, and I never knew who had such a skill. Qi Nian turned around and saw that the person standing to his left was Fu Jia.
"you?!"
"Yeah. Me!" Fu Jia puffed up her chest, her eyes filled with pride.
The third person saw that this posture was completely out of his control, so he hesitated for a long time and did not dare to step forward. He picked up the first two and ran away.
Everyone was shocked when they saw this scene.
Thanos is so powerful, but the one who subdued him was a bully; the bully was so powerful, but the one who subdued him turned out to be a weak and elegant girl. And she killed him with just one move.
Two girls ran out of nowhere, ran to Thanos and helped him up, one on the left and the other on the right. Aren't these two of Thanos's "ladies-in-waiting"? Qi Nian was thinking about it.
Qi Nian said to Fu Jia: "These two palace ladies haven't been replaced yet?"
Fu Jia smiled and said nothing.
Thanos looked around at the two girls who helped him up, and felt sad: You two, take a good look at how capable this "lady" is! You two just ran faster than a rabbit.
The two "palace ladies" pouted in grievance, looking at Fu Jia with eyes filled with envy, jealousy and hatred.
"Thank you!" Thanos limped up to Qi Nian and Fu Jia and said to them.
Qi Nian said: "You're welcome, please go to the school infirmary and have a look."
After saying this, he greeted everyone back to the private room.
As soon as we entered the private room and sat down, the girl from the 1a scenic area who could tell jokes reminded everyone: "We'd better stop eating and go back to school quickly."
When she said this, everyone realized that those three people had escaped so quickly, and they might have gone back to call for help. Although there were twelve students, and there was a lot of strength, students could take advantage of gangsters outside the school.
The possibility is very small. Thirty-six strategies are the best strategy.
Qi Nian asked the others to leave quickly and asked the waiter to come over and pay the bill.
The waiter stood at the door of the private room and said: "Your account has been settled."
"Did you get married?" Qi Nian was confused.
The waiter said: "Yes. It was the one who was beaten just now."
Fu Jia curled her lips and said, "Thanos still has some conscience!"
Once you enter the school gate, the red alert will be automatically lifted.
Qi Nian sincerely expressed his admiration to Fu Jia: "I didn't expect your scud to be so powerful!"
Fu Jia chuckled: "This is not called Scud. This is Taekwondo."
"You can also do Taekwondo!"
"Can't you tell?"
Qi Nian hugged Fu Jia and said, "Here comes the heroine, Xiaosheng is so polite! Thank you for your life-saving grace just now!"
Fu Jia laughed: "Pingshen! Pingshen! No gifts! No gifts!"
The boys in the back were completely convinced. What kind of girls' dormitory is this? One girl can hit, one girl can talk, and one girl can drink. Those with strong hands-on skills and those with strong oral skills are all gathered together. Don't play like this.
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Fu Jia said with a smile: "There are many people with strong hands-on skills in our Taekwondo class. Do you want to learn from them?"
"Master Heroine, please bow to me as a disciple!" Fu Jia was startled by Li Shaoyan who suddenly jumped from behind.
"You want to learn this? This is a women's self-defense technique. I'm just better than the next few who are good at pulling braids and biting arms."
4a Scenic Area was not happy to hear this: "What did you say? I'm super fierce. Yesterday you were pressed on the bed by me and couldn't move!"
Fu Jia said: "You will die if you don't tell me?"
"Come on, Xiaojia, let's practice. Let you try my drunken fist."
"Hey, you yourself know you're drunk? How can you still box now? You're a 'Lingbo Weibu', you can't even walk without a smile."
Chapter completed!