【When you open your eyes, you will see an unknown ceiling.】

This is a joke that was played out in the descriptions of various situations where people just woke up in the early years.

However, many of the reasons why it is used are simply because it is a descriptive technique that is widely spread and has a very high beta style.

In this regard, Xingke’s suggestions are:

"Are you all sleeping with your body upright?"

And I got up sideways.

As far as Xingke knows, a large number of people sleep on their side, which is indeed easy to fall asleep and very comfortable at the same time.

Note that we do not accept any discussion here about whether correct sleeping posture is related to physical health.

However, at this time, Xingke did have the urge to say something, so at this time, should he say something like this in an informal and innovative way:

“Wardrobes and wallpapers I’ve never seen before.”

So bad.

It’s so inferior compared to the [ceiling I’ve never seen before]!

Is this because I am not the protagonist?

Am I no better than that little brat who rode his mother to the toilet paper angel?

What's wrong with this world?

Well, let us ignore the complaints from the stars and check with expectation, confidence and convention what kind of world we currently belong to, what kind of time and what kind of place!

"What are you talking about? Mr. So-and-so, isn't this the dormitory where you have lived for a year?"

A pair of big elastic eyes suddenly appeared in front of me, bah, no, it was a pair of big breasts full of vitality, bah, what are you thinking about!

Ahem, first of all, it was confirmed that the [Unseen Wardrobe and Wallpaper] was just a fabrication by Hoshike. In fact, Hoshike had been living in this somewhat shabby Japanese-style student dormitory for a year.

"Ah, Misaki-senpai, are you still there?"

The short-haired girl in front of me, who is dressed strangely, holding a game controller in her hand, and who is so full of energy in the morning, is the senior sister who lives in the same dormitory with Hoshikatsu, Misaki Kamiigusa.

"Yes, Mr. So-and-so. Life is about going to bed early and getting up early, and don't talk nonsense! There are no apostles and no EVA here, Mr. So-and-so."

"It's not nonsense. I'm just lamenting that the past incident of me being reincarnated into this world after dying together with the enemy seems like it happened yesterday... This kind of thing?"

"The setting is very interesting, Mr. So-and-so! But yesterday you were playing games with me all night long, have you forgotten?"

"I haven't forgotten it. Even if school starts today, I haven't forgotten it either!"

"So, let's have fun again..."

"Go to school!"

"Let's play a PK!"

"Why, it's strange, isn't it?"

"Reality is always full of surprises! Mr. So-and-so! Don't fall for the second grade, let's have a PK!

"I don't want it, I'm tired of games and stuff..."

While arguing, Hoshikatsu put on his coat and prepared to wash up. It shouldn't be a problem to attend the opening ceremony in time. However, because of his argument with the first monster of Sakurasou, he attracted the second monster of Sakurasou.

"It's so noisy, Mr. Gongchang, who has been talking nonsense since morning, you are so noisy!"

The second monster of Sakurasou, Chihiro Sengoku, is thirty years old, still unmarried, and has a full desire for men.

Just like now, this monster who is eager to get married is wearing professional attire designed to seduce men that cannot be complained about.

"Ah, I'm sorry, Sengoku-sensei...are you dressed like this to go fishing for Kaizi in Shibuya today?"

"No, isn't it the entrance ceremony today? How can I go to Shibuya at that damn time?"

"But I really can't tell that your leopard-print low-cut outfit is just for meeting the new students..."

"Hmph, it's superficial. In addition to the new students, the entrance ceremony also includes the fathers of single children."

"You are so hungry that you are not selective about food. You...are in pain..."

Sure enough, you don't know how to be gentle. Would most people just hit a student on the head with a tool box? You deserve it, you can't get married even though you have good looks.

"Stop talking, Gongchang-san, go ahead and fix the event sign for me."

"……All right."

He obediently picked up the toolbox, walked to the entrance of the student dormitory alone, and began to repair the dilapidated sign.

"Oh, someone, did you offend Mr. Qianshi again?"

At this time, a magnetic male voice came from behind, mixed with the scent of an adult woman's perfume.

When I turned around, I saw a handsome guy with glasses wearing the same school uniform as Xing Ke, but the lipstick on his shirt collar revealed his extraordinary features.

"Yes, that little girl is obviously only thirty years old, but she is so worried that she is so hungry that she can't choose what to eat. It's really..."

Boom——

"It hurts, Teacher Qianshi, why did you suddenly hit someone again?"

"My age is twenty-nine years and fifteen months. Remember it, hum..."

The cheerful teacher Qianshi took the lead, leaving behind the handsome boy with glasses who had just returned to the dormitory and the star who was caught as a coolie.

"Haha, Mr. So-and-so, it's better not to mention your age. Girls are still girls no matter how many times they talk!~"

"Haha, Ren, it would be a pity not to work in Cowherd's shop with your talent."

"What are you talking about? It's much more comfortable to be a pretty boy than a cowherd."

"You are awesome, how many boats can you use now?"

"Let me think about it, Ms. Sayuri as a white-collar worker, Ms. Hayakawa as a married woman..."

"Shut up, I suddenly don't want to hear it anymore, I still have to repair the sign."

Yes, this is the extraordinary thing about Mitaka Jin, who is also a male resident of Sakurasou. He is very popular with girls, especially older mature women. He is a pretty girl with great talents. He often doesn’t come back until morning after playing. As for what he does

?Does that need to be said?

"Hahaha, bye, someone, I met you at school..."

Before leaving, he blew a kiss to Xing Ke, who is also a male. This pretty boy is simply...amazing!

"Ah, bye. Stop blowing your kisses, boys will only feel disgusted."

"Hahaha……"

Dong Dong——

Knocking on the window next to him, Xingji was ready to tell the last resident of Sakurasou to get up and go to school.

However, after waiting for a while, there was no response in the room. It seems that this person will also miss class today.

"Did that guy Ryunosuke stay up all night to make extra money yesterday? He didn't even say he wanted to call me."

"Ding dong——"

Just as Xingke started talking to himself, the text message on his cell phone suddenly rang. The content was as follows——

[Title: Very early in the morning, I was muttering at the window, it was so noisy]

[Sir, the considerate Ryunosuke saw that you had a great time playing games last night, so he took over your work. Please return this favor in the future. (*^_^*)

】

[Yours sincerely, little maid]

"Mmp, you saw me being pestered by Misaki all night and you still didn't save me?!"

After finally getting a response, Xingji stopped paying attention to this little friend who was hiding in the room and not having any contact with others.

Akasaka Ryunosuke, a working cocooner, a freelance programmer, works from home, and is a current student but refuses to go to school and refuses to have contact with people. For this reason, he also designed an AI [Little Maid] for communicating with people.

He is a weirdo in the eyes of ordinary people.

Having said that, the correct statement should be that the residents of this dormitory are all weirdos.

but.

Hi - what a fun group of people.

Looking at the black calligraphy words "Sakura-sou" on the signboard that was being repaired, the corners of Xing Ke's mouth turned up unconsciously.

"So, in ordinary daily life, [Sakurasou] is the only place where you won't be bored."

After Xingke lived here, his daily life gradually became normal again, but he didn't realize that he thought these weirdos were interesting——
Chapter completed!