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Chapter 37 Deadly Farts

There are 720 acupoints in the human body. Although Chen Jin has not even recognized half of them in the past six months, he knows the several major acupoints that control the limbs of the human body.

When Mr. Wang Taoist Chen Jin identified acupuncture points, he told him that the most powerful warrior in the world, in addition to his excellent skills, is also crucial to his understanding of acupuncture points.

Often, two warriors with similar skills fight. If one of them knows the acupoints well but the other side knows nothing, then the final outcome is not to be thought about.

In Chen Jin's eyes, Old Dao Wang is his treasure old man.

In this way, after Chen Jin made two buckets, one of Gou'an's legs and one of his arms temporarily lost his ability to move.

At present, such a temporarily half-deprived person no longer threatens Chen Jin at all.

"Ba~"

He raised his hand and slapped Gou An in the face heavily. Then, the thug was thrust to the ground.

At this time, Qin Hu was about to run closer. When he clearly saw Gou An being pulled to the ground, his steps could not help but stop.

However, just as Qin Hu stopped, Chen Jin moved here. He spread his fastest speed and rushed over quickly.

Seeing this, Qin Hu was panicked. He originally thought that it would be easy to take down Chen Jin with his own and his best efforts.

But now this is not the case in his eyes.

Seeing Chen Jin rushing over, Qin Hu, who was panting, planned to turn around and run, but as soon as his body turned around and took less than five steps, he felt his calves numb and he lost consciousness.

After Qin Hu was defeated by the same method, Chen Jin stepped directly on the other party's back.

"I'm wrong grandpa, just spare your grandson this time, I don't dare to do it anymore."

“Where was wrong?”

Hearing Qin Hu's begging for mercy, Chen Jin showed a strange smile on his face, and at the same time stretched out a hand and hit Qin Hu with his knuckles, just like Wang Laodao taught him a lesson on his usual routine.

"I was wrong everywhere. I shouldn't touch your bad thoughts on my mistakes. I shouldn't chase after my mistakes."

"I really know I'm wrong?"

"I know my mistake, grandpa, it's my grandson who has no eyes. Now I know that your grandson is like the bright moon in the sky, and grandson is the little starry dot. How dare my little starlight compete with the bright moon?"

"Be good~ You have the strength to see. After you praise me like this, grandpa will no longer care about you."

When Chen Jin, who had no loss at all, heard Qin Hu calling out "grandfather" at all, was relieved. After all, he was not a cold-blooded and heartless person at the moment.

If it weren't for this, he wouldn't have interfered with Mrs. Zhao's previous affairs.

"Bah, Qin Hu, you are a coward who is afraid of death. I've misunderstood you. Look at your cowardly appearance, you actually call such a little baby grandpa. Have you asked your grandma about this?"

Just as Chen Jin reached out to pat Qin Hu's head gently, as if an elder was caring for his younger generation, Gou An, not far away, started to curse at this place.

"You can't die if you smash your seeds, I..."

The screams and scoldings from Gou'an made a hint of anger in Chen Jin, who had already let go, and he stood up directly to Gou'an, and stepped on the other party's back.

"The melon skin is not a person, but his mouth is quite a bit of a bad person."

With a hard blow to the back of the opponent's head, Chen Jin pushed Gou An's face into the ground, making him eat dirt.

At this moment, Qin Hu, who was not severely injured not far away, stood up from the ground and limped towards the road he came back.

Chen Jin ignored Qin Hu's actions. He had noticed the other party's actions early in the morning, but because he was happy to be licked, Chen Jin didn't plan to argue with him now.

"Have you heard your brother call me something? If you can call me ten times with him, then I won't be skating you today."

"Bah~ grandson, miss grandpa..."

"Be good~"

When Gouan said the word "grandfather" in his mouth, Chen Jin responded with a smile. At the same time, he pressed his head up and pressed it into the soil, and asked: "Good grandson, is the soil here fragrant?"

"Small seeds, I..."

After raising his head from the soil again, Gou An started to curse, but his scolding was still halfway through, and Chen Jin pressed it into the soil.

"It's a tough guy, for nothing. If you are not good, you won't force you. It's getting late, so our grandfather and grandson will have a chance to talk."

After letting go of his feet on Gou An's back, Chen Jin took out the Ruyi stick and hit the other intact leg with a ruthless, accurate and steady blow.

"In order to punish you for being disrespectful to your elders, you will temporarily kill your legs. You will slowly climb back to the city to find a doctor to treat you."

After giving some punishment to the tough Gouan, Chen Jin stopped calculating him, and took his little hand back and returned to the coffin shop with brisk steps.

Qin Hu ran away, Chen Jin left, and now there is only Gou An left in the desert next to the city.

He couldn't walk with his legs, so Gouan could only use a complete arm, and crawled on the ground with the arm that had been hit by Chen Jin before.

Although the speed is not fast, it can at least get closer to the city little by little.

In this way, Gouan slowly crawled into the city in the fields. After moving about half a mile, his body, which was lying on the ground, suddenly stopped.

Because at this moment, a green snake appeared directly in front of him.

The snake is not big, more than two feet tall, and the snake's body is covered with dark spots. It is recognized at a glance that it is a "ten step down".

If you are bitten by this snake, you will faint if you cannot take ten steps. If you are not treated in time, within half an hour, the venom will flow all over your body and you will die.

Seeing the "Ten Steps" suddenly swimming out of the grass, Gou An took a deep breath, and at the same time, dense cold sweat appeared on his forehead.

"Hiss~"

The poisonous snake that emerged from the grass made a slight spitting sound, but did not move quickly towards Gouan, but slowly swam into his body and approached him little by little.

Seeing the poisonous snake swimming closer and closer, he was unable to move, so he could only ask for more blessings without moving.

Soon, he swam in ten steps to Gou An, but the poisonous snake still swam slowly, as if he didn't take him seriously.

Seeing this scene, Gou An finally breathed a sigh of relief, because judging from the current situation, as long as he continued to pretend to be a stone, the poisonous snake would soon crawl over.

Just as he watched the poisonous snake slowly swim from the side of his head to the lower body, thinking that he was about to escape the disaster, his stomach suddenly became strange, and then a loud fart was banged out by him.

"Puff~"

As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs: being anxious, being anxious, and being anxious to urinate. This sudden sound of farts suddenly sounded, which made the "Ten Steps" that was originally moving slowly frightened in an instant.

Then, the poisonous snake opened its mouth and bit Gouan's thigh in one bite, and then panicked into the field beside it.

"I was actually killed by my fart..."

The snake wandered away, and Gou An, who was lying underground, let out a desperate laugh.
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