Chapter 55 Seed Seed(1/2)
After saying that, the Jade Emperor stood up and said: "Xiaoyu, don't worry about this. When I go back, I will settle the score with this old guy. Do you really think I won't deal with him because of the rabbit?"
Then the Jade Emperor took out a token and threw it to Yu Huifei and said: "This token can contact me directly, but it can only be used once. You should use it at your own discretion."
Yu Huifei knew that the Jade Emperor had given him a piece of Shangfang Sword that could be heard by Heaven. If anyone deducted something from him again in the future, he could directly file a complaint.
Of course, if word of this gets out, no one will dare to deprive him of his things.
Yu Huifei even doubted whether he would encounter anything in his life that would require going to the Jade Emperor to solve it.
Therefore, although it can only be used once, it is enough. This thing actually acts as a deterrent.
Yu Huifei thanked him, and the Jade Emperor stood up and walked out.
Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing quickly followed him. When passing by Yu Huifei, he whispered: "Work hard and ascend as soon as possible. Let's have tea together."
Yu Huifei cupped his hands: "Definitely..."
At this moment, the Jade Emperor suddenly turned around and looked at the Cowherd and said, "Son-in-law, can we have a few words?"
The Cowherd rolled his eyes and said, "What are you talking about?"
The Jade Emperor grinned and said, "Let's have a heart-to-heart talk."
The Cowherd curled his lips...
The Jade Emperor added: "Swear that old woman."
The Cowherd's eyes suddenly lit up...
Then the Jade Emperor took the Cowherd out. Not long after, a roar came from the mountain.
Yu Huifei and others just covered their ears and stopped listening...
Squatting in the corner, Yu Huifei asked Taibai Jinxing: "The Jade Emperor has a lot of opinions about the empress."
Taibai Jinxing smiled bitterly and said: "All men know... women, when they are idle, they like to think about random things, or find something to do with you to act coquettishly, and enjoy the feeling of you coaxing her.
If you don't coax her, she will be angry...
If you really coax her, she will really think you have done something wrong.
The result... you know.
Anyway, it’s not peaceful...
What man doesn’t feel a little resentful towards his wife?
But then again, the advantages of being able to spend so many years together must outweigh the disadvantages. Otherwise, which man would tolerate a woman for countless years?
On the other hand, what man doesn’t have some bad habits?
It’s not easy for women to endure it either.
Outsiders can’t tell what’s going on at home.”
Yu Huifei thought about it, it was the same reason.
And listening to the Jade Emperor's tone, although he is venting, he is actually still a kind of doting in his heart...
Obviously, he was not afraid of the Queen Mother, but rather he was doting on her in a different way as a man with a broad mind.
In the end, the Jade Emperor left.
The door closed, and everyone in the room collectively sat on the ground with a thud, breathing heavily and wiping the cold sweat from their foreheads...
Someone was muttering.
"Brother Niu, your attitude towards the Jade Emperor was not good before."
"Are you talking about me? Do you have a good attitude? You have a horse face, and it looks like a big facelift..."
"Okay, stop talking. I just want to ask, who took off the Jade Emperor's pants today?" Hei Wuchang asked.
Everyone looked at the horse's face collectively!
The horse's face said: "You took off his clothes first, okay? Niutou, you threw him into the water!"
Bai Wuchang pulled his tongue and said: "If I remember correctly, Roaring Sky Dog seemed to have given him a thousand-year kill."
Xiaotian Quan's face was so dark that he said with sweat pouring down from his face: "Don't talk nonsense, you must have remembered it wrong!"
Then everyone looked at Yu Huifei...
Yu Huifei smiled bitterly and said: "Don't look at me, what I do is worse than you.
I actually asked him, Chang'e was his mistress from time to time, and whether the Queen Mother exiled Chang'e because she was jealous..."
When everyone heard this, they were collectively speechless...
Then he laughed wildly.
…
After all, everyone is a person who has lived for many years, especially Yin gods like the Bull-headed Horse-faced ones.
They are used to seeing life and death, but they are not as afraid of death as they thought.
After chatting, I just thought about it. I don't care whether he dies tomorrow or not. Let's talk about having fun today.
Among them, the Cowherd's laughter is the heartiest...
Yu Huifei kicked him and asked, "Hey...Brother Niu, how does it feel to scold your mother-in-law with your father-in-law?"
The Cowherd grinned...
Before he could speak, Roaring Sky Dog chuckled, "That's the same as going to whoring with my father-in-law, right?"
Everyone was stunned...
Cowherd was kicked out by Ya: "Get out of here!"
Everyone laughed, and then collectively looked at Ksitigarbha.
Niutou held his big hand down and said: "Little Ksitigarbha, did you say before that we weren't familiar with each other?"
Ma Mian said: "It seems that those who are close to Mo are the ones who come here, right?"
Hei Wuchang said: "It seems that you are still a child, so what you say is what we taught you, right?"
Ji Zang shrank down, looked at everyone pitifully and said: "Well... I used to... Hey, hey, don't do anything!
Help!
Jade Emperor, help!
Killing people, abusing children, beating children!"
Unfortunately, no matter what he shouted, it was useless. Tonight, everyone took turns to knock the wooden fish... No, they knocked the bald head.
The next day, Yu Huifei's ninth-floor token started to get hot. When I picked it up and looked at it, I saw it said: "You kid still complained? Are you still a human being? Oops, my butt hurts..."
Yu Huifei curled his lips and replied: "Don't you blush when you say this? Just forget that you owe a lot of debt, and you will pay me your salary three hundred thousand years later...
Are you a human? Is this something a human does?"
Lu Ya replied: "I am doing this for your own good. As the saying goes, heaven will give great responsibilities to this people..."
"What the hell are you looking for me for?" Yu Huifei asked simply. He knew very well that Lu Ya would never come looking for him if he was fine.
And if this guy dares to receive his salary, he will definitely not be afraid that the Jade Emperor will cause trouble for him.
And through the Jade Emperor's words, Yu Huifei understood something more.
This mortal world is really a no-nonsense zone.
Even the Jade Emperor, the King of All Realms, would not be able to interfere.
Therefore, Yu Huifei was not afraid of Lu Ya and directly scolded him.
Lu Ya said: "Hey... I was originally tipping you off. Since you said so, I won't say it anymore... But if you encounter trouble in the future, don't say that I didn't warn you."
When Yu Huifei heard this, his heart suddenly trembled, and he asked: "Hey... Hey... Mr. Lu Ya, don't be angry. You don't remember the faults of villains. Tell me, what's going on?"
Lu Ya chuckled and said, "Say something nice."
Yu Huifei thought for a while and said: "You old man has an old heart, and the big bird breaks the sky..."
"Yes, yes... shut up." Lu Ya quickly stopped.
Then Lu Ya said: "Since you have been exposed to me, I don't have to hide it. Well...do you remember that I reminded you before that there is still a prisoner in your labor camp?"
Yu Huifei was stunned for a moment: "I know...aren't they just big eyes?"
Lu Ya said: "He's a shitty prisoner, he's just a gourd. If it wasn't too expensive to raise him, I would have taken him away."
Yu Huifei was speechless for a while...
No wonder Lu Ya gave the gourd away during the Conferred Gods War, only for it to return to his hands later.
The relationship is not that the gourd is too awesome, but that he has too much face and the other party is too embarrassed to take advantage of it, because the other party cannot afford it!
But then, Yu Huifei thought of a question that made his scalp numb: "You mean, there is another reform-through-labor prisoner here that I haven't discovered yet?"
Lu Ya: "Congratulations on getting the answer right!"
To be continued...